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Ceraphus
@ceraphus.bsky.social
Geek | Dad, maybe your Dad | Gamer | Whiskey, Beer & Bacon Connoisseur | Meme Purveyor | Twitch Affiliate | Co-Founder Con Before Storm | GM Phalanx of Nod - #Warcraft | Warcraft Partner | Warcraft Pally & DK | Verified by 🥓 | https://linktr.ee/ceraphus
There is a hot debate over a question on my son's math test that he got "wrong". He got 13, I got 13, another teacher got 13, my advanced math high school daughter got 13, AI got 13. What do you get?

x= 3, y=4
3y + 6 ➗ 2x
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My son’s big TD run which helped propel his team into the playoffs!
October 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Some clips of my son from his game
On Saturday.
October 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Just grilling up a steak and getting ready for the 49ers game and some D&D
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
More adventures in texting my teen daughter…
October 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Text conversation with my daughter this morning
October 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Commuting and I see this bumper sticker on the car in front of me…
October 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@lanceblizzgamer.bsky.social happiest of bdays to you sir! May your coffee be caffeinated and your gains be elevated
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October 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Fall spiced what now?! I’m not mature enough to grocery shop…
October 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
When I first saw this… I thought it said “sour titties”. I texted @itsxia.bsky.social and she agreed. I am clearly not a real adult.
October 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
On a work call and this moderator is saying: “I don’t think John has joined the call”

John: “oh oh, I just came, I just came”

Me:
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October 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
From my son’s homecoming game where they won 42-14, to his first homecoming dance.
October 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Went to this little hole in the wall place that does homemade churros and makes their own ice cream, well they also make churros ice cream sandwiches!!! I got the Oreo (with Halloween themed Oreo)
October 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Happy birthday @darrylttd.bsky.social may it be filled with gains, good food and good drink
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October 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Son came home from football practice to the cheerleaders having decorated the mailbox for his homecoming game this Saturday
October 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Thank you @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com can’t wait to have a pint while I’m building out my house, not an airship but I’m excited!
October 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
@halyonix.bsky.social happy birthday! Hope you have an amazing day
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October 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Whiskey advent calendar also arrived yesterday
October 1, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Got some new bottles thanks to a friend who took a vacation to the bourbon trail #whiskey
September 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Monday work done. Time for an evening lift session in the basement gym. Start the week right.
September 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Frickin bats. Finally found them
September 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Friday evening work is done so down to the basement gym for a lift session
September 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
From this weekend my son’s “bday game”, close one they won 14-12. Nice way to ring in another rotation around the sun for him.
September 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This morning before my son started school got to get a workout in with him. Best way to start my day.
September 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Oh realized I didn’t share my son’s week 3 game either. This was a solid win. 34-0.
September 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM