Seph
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Seph
@cephinhumanclothes.bsky.social
I am absolutely a human, just like you.
Jellyfish, have survived 650 millions years without evolving brains. Gives me hope yet for people.
May 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Wired Tech Support videos are usually enjoyable and educational.

This video is important for everyone to see. Education is the first step in fighting fascism and dictators.

At 14:24 is the best question I believe. "Ffs do Americans want to live in a dictatorship??"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK6f...
History Professor Answers Dictator Questions | Tech Support | WIRED
YouTube video by WIRED
www.youtube.com
March 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I remember searching the internet for the best version of something.

Now, I have to search for the least shitty version of something. Integrity of businesses and services is as low as a flounder.
February 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
February 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Octopeds have nine brains; one in each limb and a central brain, allowing the the limbs to work independently, occasionally causing trouble. Expore an occupied nook, get tangled with other limbs, or maybe punch some damn annoying fish.

Pretty sure they would never give a nazi salute.

Be better.
January 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Apparently, someone asked Chinese users on RedNote their best jokes about Americans. I liked this one.

Why do you eat like your health care is free?
January 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today, my peace is found in videos of the British Household Cavalry. Pull up your service of choice and search for these blokes. The interactions these horses and their riders have with people is nothing short of magical.

If i were not human like all of us here, I would want to be a horse.
January 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
“Thinking is difficult, that’s why people prefer to judge”
--Carl Gustav Jung
January 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
As you know, we are human here and we wear human clothes. I am curious, if you were something other than human, let's say, an octopus in human clothes; how many tentacles would you put into each pant leg?
January 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
When you eat baklava underground, it becomes bakmagma.
January 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
January 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"Love is being stupid together."
--Paul Valery
January 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Will I understand Nosferatu or should I watch Nosferatone first?
January 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I cannot watch Hentai. It is always embarrising to see family over reacting.
January 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I visited a friend's place once and they told me about the new white noise machine they got to help them sleep. They played a bit of "whale song" that apparently knocked them right out.

I didn't have the hearts to tell them those whales were breaking up because one cheated with an oil tanker.
January 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Anyone else annoyed at nosey fish and just want to punch them?

Did I say fish? I meant something we humans would be annoyed by and want to punch. Silly me.
January 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Children are wonderful. Sure, you spend weeks irrigating their egg sacks by constantly moving water through your mantle cavity ...

Wait, I mean, I love *checks notes* holding my children close to my warm, dry skin.

That is what I meant to say. I love my human children.
January 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I once saw an acupuncture map that showed a point in the perineum  that helped a human, I mean, people, us, us people, recover from drowning.

I love the water but is a drowning person a good time to explore new acupuncture points?
January 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM