Cepheid (parody/fan account)
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[PARODY ACCOUNT- not official Cepheid]
Cepheid makes some pretty great tests for serious diseases but you probly won't see them used because they're too expensive. Hooray science! #SpeedOfLife
Cepheid makes some pretty great tests for serious diseases but you probly won't see them used because they're too expensive. Hooray science! #SpeedOfLife
Here at #Cepheid, we pride ourselves on delivering a better way (for our investors to make money). #SpeedOfLife 💊💸
December 3, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Here at #Cepheid, we pride ourselves on delivering a better way (for our investors to make money). #SpeedOfLife 💊💸
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Using my #FirstSkeet to show of my hot ride, the Cepheid Bike. It makes going at the #SpeedOfLife super easy 😎
November 16, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Using my #FirstSkeet to show of my hot ride, the Cepheid Bike. It makes going at the #SpeedOfLife super easy 😎
Pardon the interruption in service. We're back and ready to continue delivering care at the #SpeedOfLife
December 3, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Pardon the interruption in service. We're back and ready to continue delivering care at the #SpeedOfLife
Our GeneXpert tests are like taking the lab on the road. They give health care providers #MoreAccess and us #MoreMoney!
November 17, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Our GeneXpert tests are like taking the lab on the road. They give health care providers #MoreAccess and us #MoreMoney!
Does anyone know how to share a document (like an audit, for example) publicly? Asking for a friend.
November 16, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Does anyone know how to share a document (like an audit, for example) publicly? Asking for a friend.
Using my #FirstSkeet to show of my hot ride, the Cepheid Bike. It makes going at the #SpeedOfLife super easy 😎
November 16, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Using my #FirstSkeet to show of my hot ride, the Cepheid Bike. It makes going at the #SpeedOfLife super easy 😎