Mickey 17 was so disappointing

Hey guys, I still check this once a month, just checking in. Hello.

When a video I’m watching starts with a question, I will say yes or no and then skip the rest of the video

vampire cowboy country music

idk what to use Bluesky for so it will also be my ideas journal (please don’t steal!!! All are million dollar ideas)

On a pedal bar in not one of the have-to-pedal seats lmao

My parents brought 18 Monsters for me on our 48 hour trip together.

I don’t understand people who ask to arm wrestle and grasp hand, plant elbow, then do a double front-flip torque your entire body into the table while insisting it’s about arm strength.

Just say you want to play Shoulder Dislocation Chicken like an adult.

My 30 lbs of weighted blankets do not stop my nighttime restlessness, it only makes me stronger.

The dialogue in Thor: Love and Thunder makes me feel like we’re finally seeing the effects of microplastics in the brain

Why is my mouthwash 21% alcohol that’s insane asking me to swish that around for sixty seconds???

Hello let me brag about video game here

Hour 10+24+5 (39): Does anyone know how to get narcolepsy.

Me: Please don’t give me the Tom Scott.

GreatClips: You won’t believe who you’re about to look like.

Dumped my X

Hello.