ineffable Woman, plague my thoughts no more and leave me Bereft of your wonders For the glory of you was not meant to be beheld by myself; that is to say, your Presence was irrevocably course altering, and please, never do it again. it may very well Unfound me at my root.

i am tired and i yearn so

God women are so cool I wish the ones I liked were real and not just the idealized version I fabricated in my mind

Little blue pills help make a man feel like a man (or in some cases turn them into a woman) but it is little pink pills, the vicious bastards they are, that are the great equalizer amongst us all. knocking us out on our asses no matter what we are

godspeed Benadryl

i like to think that when i look at the stars, you do too. when i look at how far they are, you seem so much closer.

just sank 17 beers and now my Klefki is telling me to get on my Cyclizar and go fast

normalise licking realgar specimens

i need to hug my daughters

ceo aim trainer when

theyre called fedbois because they keep you fed

@hitsujigoods.bsky.social um idk if this is right but idk how to reach u otherwise, i had two orders in on the day of the shirt restock 11/16? i think and i have two charges for separate values on my card but only one email from shop, and i cant even track the orders through there . wat do ..

Added a new project to my GitHub account for anybody who is interested in checking it out. It's a PowerShell script that adds white borders to images to perfectly square them. It probably has very niche use cases, but it could help someone possibly! :3

github.com/I-SpiTfire-U...

i am literally never EVER fucking talking about an operating system around any trans woman ever again i swear to fucking Christ

landmines are so funny to me, what the fuck do you mean if i step on the spicy dinner plate i die

bananas are a great snack if you like potassium and strip searches.

re-immortalising this

i have finally made it

theres something about popping a titty skittle while picking iana in r6 that hits