celeriache
celeriache.bsky.social
celeriache
@celeriache.bsky.social
unadulterated tech shitposter & egg addict
I think christopher luxon and simeon brown should annonce the Managemyhealth hack doesn't actually matter by publishing all of their nastiest medical inspection pics to prove it to us it's no big deal
January 16, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Just tried to ask chatgpt about how long someone would survive in -21C with no clothes and it replied with a suicide hotline 🤡🤡🤡 forgive me for having scientific curiosity about cold weather i guess?
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
sometimes french will let you have a little consonant at the end as a treat if you're good (oeuf, ours, os)
October 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Just tried to check whether I'm registered to vote on elections.montreal.ca/en/ but the link to check was not working 😅 With barely 14 days before registrations close on Oct 16, fingers crossed they get it sorted quickly 🤞
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October 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Reposted by celeriache
Strong onions, weepily held
September 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Reposted by celeriache
This is supposed to be ironic but I saw it and went “Yeah!”
September 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
management consultants agrarians
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silo chat
September 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
chatgpt pls reformat thomas piketty capital in the 21st century into a gossip style podcast
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM