Celer
@celer.bsky.social
I'm an old man! What are you young kids doing?
Reposted by Celer
January 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Got a new credit card and it has an expiration date in 2030. I have been shook for over a week.
January 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Got a new credit card and it has an expiration date in 2030. I have been shook for over a week.
I think the Chargers have fallen victim to a wizard's curse today
January 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I think the Chargers have fallen victim to a wizard's curse today
Happy New Year! I am pleased to report that MMMBop was released closer to the moon landing than to present day.
January 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Happy New Year! I am pleased to report that MMMBop was released closer to the moon landing than to present day.
Naperitivo: the drink you have between your afternoon nap and dinner.
January 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Naperitivo: the drink you have between your afternoon nap and dinner.
Happy Goose Island Stout Day, to those who celebrate.
November 29, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Happy Goose Island Stout Day, to those who celebrate.
I got in a self-driving car today, and it automatically played a "Thanksgiving Family Dinner Playlist". The first song: "Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman. That is basically a failed captcha.
November 29, 2024 at 5:20 AM
I got in a self-driving car today, and it automatically played a "Thanksgiving Family Dinner Playlist". The first song: "Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman. That is basically a failed captcha.
I haven't been this full since that time I ate 4 malasadas.
November 29, 2024 at 3:59 AM
I haven't been this full since that time I ate 4 malasadas.
I just ate 4 malasadas and have touched the face of god
November 16, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I just ate 4 malasadas and have touched the face of god