LOST Wayne, a.k.a. "The Guy"
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LOST Wayne, a.k.a. "The Guy"
@celebok.bsky.social
Christian male swing-dancing ISTP 9w8 software engineer still obsessed with LOST.

All LOST-related media is owned by ABC/Disney.
"It's dodgy enough without having to babysit a headcase, ghostbuster, anthropologist, and a drunk." #LOST
December 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Happy Radio-Tower-hike, Others-battle, Freighter-contact Day!! #LOST
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
"He seems to hate it, doesn't he? Being a dad?"
"No, it's just a lot of hard work."
""Walt!! Walt?! WAAALT!!!"
"Nah, he hates it."
#LOST
December 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"A hot-tempered person stirs up conflict, but the one who is patient calms a quarrel." #Proverbs15:18
December 19, 2025 at 8:51 AM
"Well, actually, we're not quite IN Portland." #LOST
December 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"Mikhail! It's Ben! I'm here with Juliet, we're approaching the house, don't shoot us!" #LOST
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The bird with Claire's message left the Island on the wrong bearing, time traveled and struck the Nigerian drug plane. #LOST
December 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"No offense, dude, but as far as superpowers go, yours is... kinda lame." #LOST
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"I have no interest in that man inside the house. I have survived on the island precisely by avoiding these types of encounters."

That's also why you haven't seen your daughter in 16 years. #LOST
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"Woah, dude... you alright, man? You're lookin' kinda goth!" #LOST
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"Why would Richard take you? He doesn't know where Jacob is. He doesn't talk to Jacob." #LOST
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"Hey, come on, come on, come on, come on! Let's move it, let's move it, let's move it! Hippity-hop, hippity-hop, hippity-hop!" #LOST
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"Yeah, I saw you snap that guy's neck with that breakdancing thing you do with your legs. I think I'll hang back here." #LOST
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
MIB gave Eko and Locke dreams to lead them to the Pearl, so Locke would watch the video and lose faith and stop pushing the button. #LOST
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Happy Failsafe-Discharge, Hatch-Destruction, Jack-Kate-Sawyer-Capture Day!! #LOST
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"What, do we have to run everything by Jack? He's not the President, he's a doctor!"
"You're a dentist." #LOST
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"This isn't what it looks like."
"And what does it look like?"
"It looks like something... that... it's not. Aw, man, I'm so busted."
#LOST
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"Rousseau trapped him in the jungle. She believes he's an Other."
"An other WHAT?!"
#LOST
November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"A gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger." #Proverbs15:1
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
"You hittin' that? Plane crash, you both survive, nice beach, she's hot, you're hot... it's what people do!"
"I'm not hittin' that."
#LOST
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"Most people, when they see a creature made of swirling black smoke, they run!" #LOST
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"My name is Henry Gale, I'm from Minnesota, and I crashed on this island, just like you." #LOST
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Radzinsky was like, "Are you kidding me, Pierre? Why even mention that the computer can be used to communicate?! I'm deleting that." #LOST
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"Hey, Han, you and Chewie wanna slow down a second and talk to me here?" #LOST
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
"You haven't found a hairbrush in there, have you? I must have looked through twenty suitcases. It's weird, right? You'd think that everyone packs a hairbrush." #LOST
November 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM