BlueC 🩵
@celanding.bsky.social
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BlueC 🩵
@celanding.bsky.social
· Jun 19
Hey, all! :)
My name is Blue! I don’t use any pronouns. :( Sorry!
Some facts about me:
My favorite color is blue! (you may have noticed)
My favorite movie is Bambi 2!
I am a medically induced homophobe… :/
I am taken by my wonderful partner Red (they/them)!
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My name is Blue! I don’t use any pronouns. :( Sorry!
Some facts about me:
My favorite color is blue! (you may have noticed)
My favorite movie is Bambi 2!
I am a medically induced homophobe… :/
I am taken by my wonderful partner Red (they/them)!
🧵 1/3
#Deltarune Annoying Ralsei Theory. Annoying ass bitch ass gay dog. Fuck him.
June 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
#Deltarune Annoying Ralsei Theory. Annoying ass bitch ass gay dog. Fuck him.
Democrats are the richest and most overzealous group in world history.
June 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Democrats are the richest and most overzealous group in world history.
He really thought he ate w/ that. Chile…
🇷🇺russian soldiers asking to Ukrainian soldiers: “If they’ll be executed or captured?”
🇺🇦Ukrainian responds: “We’re not you. You’re captured.”
🇺🇦Ukrainian responds: “We’re not you. You’re captured.”
June 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
He really thought he ate w/ that. Chile…
People will post this and then be liberals like that’s not the most hypocritical thing ever.
"Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about." ~Mark Twain
June 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
People will post this and then be liberals like that’s not the most hypocritical thing ever.
The government is just a monopoly on nothingburgers.
June 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The government is just a monopoly on nothingburgers.
I think in such a trying time, we should all remember some wise words from from President Obama: “To rebel is justified. Revolution is not guilty.”
June 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I think in such a trying time, we should all remember some wise words from from President Obama: “To rebel is justified. Revolution is not guilty.”
Yes I still feed ducks watermelon.
Yes I still order CDs from Netflix.
Yes I’m homophobic.
We exist.
Yes I still order CDs from Netflix.
Yes I’m homophobic.
We exist.
June 20, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Yes I still feed ducks watermelon.
Yes I still order CDs from Netflix.
Yes I’m homophobic.
We exist.
Yes I still order CDs from Netflix.
Yes I’m homophobic.
We exist.
They aren’t supposed to eat watermelons. It could seriously harm their digestive tract. Do better.
June 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
They aren’t supposed to eat watermelons. It could seriously harm their digestive tract. Do better.
It’s clearly in pain, no? Let’s not post videos of animal abuse, mkay? 🙄
🦌The extraordinary white deer in Sweden 🇸🇪
June 20, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It’s clearly in pain, no? Let’s not post videos of animal abuse, mkay? 🙄
Hm, strange. This looks more like a cat to me. Let’s not normalize lying please! Thank you.
June 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Hm, strange. This looks more like a cat to me. Let’s not normalize lying please! Thank you.
Where are the raindrops and roses? Why are you lying? Do better.
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens…
June 20, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Where are the raindrops and roses? Why are you lying? Do better.
The crowd is right. Impeachment is impossible, because it’s flawed in concept.
June 20, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The crowd is right. Impeachment is impossible, because it’s flawed in concept.
You don’t “fight fascism” you post memes on Bluesky. Truth hurts. 👎
June 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
You don’t “fight fascism” you post memes on Bluesky. Truth hurts. 👎
I still feed bread to my ducks. Who’s going to stop me, the Wokeist 3rd Cavalry Regiment? Tell them to meet me atop Fuckoff Hill for our battle.
June 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I still feed bread to my ducks. Who’s going to stop me, the Wokeist 3rd Cavalry Regiment? Tell them to meet me atop Fuckoff Hill for our battle.
This is a bunch of political nonsense. By “going unpunished” Anton means all the economic and diplomatic fallout Russia faced with the west. He somehow believes that any of these items (hardly any of which actually come from Russia) could have been avoided if we had simply started WW3 instead.
Russia's going unpunished has led to:
◾️ escalation of conflicts around the world;
◾️ a broken system of international law;
◾️ economic wars;
◾️ shifts of markets;
◾️ law of the strongest in action;
◾️ new wars/refugees;
◾️ the redistribution of spheres of influence;
◾️ a change in world leaders;
◾️ escalation of conflicts around the world;
◾️ a broken system of international law;
◾️ economic wars;
◾️ shifts of markets;
◾️ law of the strongest in action;
◾️ new wars/refugees;
◾️ the redistribution of spheres of influence;
◾️ a change in world leaders;
June 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
This is a bunch of political nonsense. By “going unpunished” Anton means all the economic and diplomatic fallout Russia faced with the west. He somehow believes that any of these items (hardly any of which actually come from Russia) could have been avoided if we had simply started WW3 instead.
Disgusting.
June 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Disgusting.
Lazy storytelling. Leaves me with a thousand questions. Do better.
June 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Lazy storytelling. Leaves me with a thousand questions. Do better.
Girl who’s going to be okay.
June 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Girl who’s going to be okay.
Wokeism needs to be eradicated from this country.
June 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Wokeism needs to be eradicated from this country.
I’ve been all over Canada, and the only place worth visiting is Quebec City. Trust me.
June 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I’ve been all over Canada, and the only place worth visiting is Quebec City. Trust me.
Is this a satire post? Even if it is, it’s still incredibly offensive! Who on Earth is “Tony Bobulinski”? Seems like an obvious ploy. Don’t trust any of it.
JUST IN: A federal judge has dismissed Tony Bobulinski's defamation lawsuit against Rep. Dan Goldman. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
June 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Is this a satire post? Even if it is, it’s still incredibly offensive! Who on Earth is “Tony Bobulinski”? Seems like an obvious ploy. Don’t trust any of it.
Tried playing #Deltarune last night. Couldn’t get into it, too much swearing! I liked the main character though. They were cool.
June 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Tried playing #Deltarune last night. Couldn’t get into it, too much swearing! I liked the main character though. They were cool.
Oh! That’s not… 😬
June 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Oh! That’s not… 😬