A bit of a short arse with an even shorter attention span, really. 😃
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THE IDEAL CHRISTMAS STOCKING FILLER!
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#christmasgift #booksky
THE IDEAL CHRISTMAS STOCKING FILLER!**
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THE IDEAL CHRISTMAS STOCKING FILLER!**
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Crack open the advocaat & sherry, lay out the mince pies and have yourself a merry little chortle whilst being reminded of what it was like to grow up in 1960s and 1970s Britain. THE IDEAL CHRISTMAS STOCKING FILLER!** ** WARNING: product…
Scored a stunning goal but should've opted for a simple one! Still, 93.33% is impressive—thanks, haters, for withholding those likes!
Scored a stunning goal but should've opted for a simple one! Still, 93.33% is impressive—thanks, haters, for withholding those likes!
Always ambitious, our author aimed for the stars but settled for a few book sales. Now, at sixty-seven, they're aiming for thirty 'Likes' – the toughest challenge yet. Good luck!
Always ambitious, our author aimed for the stars but settled for a few book sales. Now, at sixty-seven, they're aiming for thirty 'Likes' – the toughest challenge yet. Good luck!
In school, I was so bad at art they suggested I pursue something else, like knitting. Now, I've matured like fine cheese and appreciate it, mostly thanks to my wife's impressive skills!
In school, I was so bad at art they suggested I pursue something else, like knitting. Now, I've matured like fine cheese and appreciate it, mostly thanks to my wife's impressive skills!
As I age, I’ve become a professional grump! Sports commentators, ATMs, and their "just about" nonsense drive me crazy. Standards are slipping faster than my patience—someone save my knitting!
As I age, I’ve become a professional grump! Sports commentators, ATMs, and their "just about" nonsense drive me crazy. Standards are slipping faster than my patience—someone save my knitting!
Artificial Intelligence: the double-edged sword of creativity! It can spread fake news or make you giggle. Just don’t let it write your novel or it’ll end up in a grammar graveyard!
Artificial Intelligence: the double-edged sword of creativity! It can spread fake news or make you giggle. Just don’t let it write your novel or it’ll end up in a grammar graveyard!
Bob's blueprint blooper turned his house into a funhouse—tilted and guilt-ridden!
Bob's blueprint blooper turned his house into a funhouse—tilted and guilt-ridden!
Reader's House, London's literary hotspot, features bestsellers and indie dreamers. A grumpy Scotsman skeptically accepted an interview, only to discover it was "quite good"—or as he’d say, "bloody excellent!"
Reader's House, London's literary hotspot, features bestsellers and indie dreamers. A grumpy Scotsman skeptically accepted an interview, only to discover it was "quite good"—or as he’d say, "bloody excellent!"
Hey! It's Tuesday! Run for the hills ... it's Limerick Time! :-D
Hey! It's Tuesday! Run for the hills ... it's Limerick Time! :-D
😀 Now my Sudden Cardiac Arrest is officially 'old news,' I bet you thought it safe to pick up a local newspaper once again without seeing my fizzer on the front page. OOOPS! Sorry ... 😀
😀 Now my Sudden Cardiac Arrest is officially 'old news,' I bet you thought it safe to pick up a local newspaper once again without seeing my fizzer on the front page. OOOPS! Sorry ... 😀
Thanks to my old pals and curious onlookers for making my book event a surprise reunion! Note to self: next time, talk more about the book instead of my awkward charm!
Thanks to my old pals and curious onlookers for making my book event a surprise reunion! Note to self: next time, talk more about the book instead of my awkward charm!
Surprise! :) I bet you weren't expecting this nonsense when it's not Tuesday, yet. :-D
Surprise! :) I bet you weren't expecting this nonsense when it's not Tuesday, yet. :-D
Another silly little rhyme to brighten up your Tuesday. Or maybe not ...
Another silly little rhyme to brighten up your Tuesday. Or maybe not ...
You know it goes, when your mind turns into mush! :-D
You know it goes, when your mind turns into mush! :-D
Nostalgia hits hard; back to where the awkwardness started!
Nostalgia hits hard; back to where the awkwardness started!
The word today was 'just.' JUST A WEE LIMERICK. This week it’s so difficult, what can I rhymeAnd crowbar into the following line?A word so like ‘just,’Is an absolute ‘must,’Hey! I’ve done it – this is just fine!
The word today was 'just.' JUST A WEE LIMERICK. This week it’s so difficult, what can I rhymeAnd crowbar into the following line?A word so like ‘just,’Is an absolute ‘must,’Hey! I’ve done it – this is just fine!
I write for a laugh. Well, hopefully.
I write for a laugh. Well, hopefully.
Uh oh! This is spooky! My attempt to have an AI generated excerpt was 'flagged' by the system. Would that be due to the post being about ... AI??!! (Authors - this is what we're up against.) :-D
Uh oh! This is spooky! My attempt to have an AI generated excerpt was 'flagged' by the system. Would that be due to the post being about ... AI??!! (Authors - this is what we're up against.) :-D
(***** Five out of five stars.) This'll be brief. I've already 'reviewed' the two previous books in this series by Jeremy Clarkson. And this one is really just more of the same. That's a good thing though - if it ain't broke, why 'fix' it? Jeremy…
(***** Five out of five stars.) This'll be brief. I've already 'reviewed' the two previous books in this series by Jeremy Clarkson. And this one is really just more of the same. That's a good thing though - if it ain't broke, why 'fix' it? Jeremy…
Another nonsense limerick.
Another nonsense limerick.
I don't get it!How is it that since I published my new book on Amazon four weeks ago (did I tell you I'd published a new book? 😉 ) the only people who seem interested / find it on the internet, are those who promise to get it in front of a buying market? At a price, of course.
I don't get it!How is it that since I published my new book on Amazon four weeks ago (did I tell you I'd published a new book? 😉 ) the only people who seem interested / find it on the internet, are those who promise to get it in front of a buying market? At a price, of course.
The word today was 'cells.' Jailhouse talk! The estate agent's work was such a tedious chore, She decided she wanted to do it no more.She now works inside jailsAnd makes plenty of sales ...Selling new cells on the 'C' floor.
The word today was 'cells.' Jailhouse talk! The estate agent's work was such a tedious chore, She decided she wanted to do it no more.She now works inside jailsAnd makes plenty of sales ...Selling new cells on the 'C' floor.
The word today was, 'rich.' DRAGON OINTMENT.An entrepreneur with a terrible itchOn Dragon’s Den made a very bold pitch.See … she’d invented a creamThat worked like a dream,Now Deborah and her are both rich.
The word today was, 'rich.' DRAGON OINTMENT.An entrepreneur with a terrible itchOn Dragon’s Den made a very bold pitch.See … she’d invented a creamThat worked like a dream,Now Deborah and her are both rich.