At karaoke and tried to sing a song that my ex best friend and I loved bc I know it super well but how do sing a song that was yours with someone you loved for 10 years and then they threw everything away
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
At karaoke and tried to sing a song that my ex best friend and I loved bc I know it super well but how do sing a song that was yours with someone you loved for 10 years and then they threw everything away
It feels like these local news stations could at least try to pretend they’re not all owned by the same company
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It feels like these local news stations could at least try to pretend they’re not all owned by the same company
Made mark watch tangled last night for the first time and the way I could recite most of the lines 15 years later is a little scary to me lol
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Made mark watch tangled last night for the first time and the way I could recite most of the lines 15 years later is a little scary to me lol
Me anytime I see Steve howey in something: I should really watch Reba again
October 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Me anytime I see Steve howey in something: I should really watch Reba again
Ur telling me im supposed to just go home tomorrow, a place with 0 maple creamies, and just be okay???? Be so for real rn
October 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Ur telling me im supposed to just go home tomorrow, a place with 0 maple creamies, and just be okay???? Be so for real rn
If I die bc my Lyft driver was queuing up benson Boone songs and not paying attention to the road, I’m gonna be an angry ghost
September 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
If I die bc my Lyft driver was queuing up benson Boone songs and not paying attention to the road, I’m gonna be an angry ghost
Having a drunk dance party in our kitchen and mark thought it would be a good idea to juggle limes. Hopefully we find the one he lost before it rots
September 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Having a drunk dance party in our kitchen and mark thought it would be a good idea to juggle limes. Hopefully we find the one he lost before it rots
Judging couples that loudly fight at airports. Part of being an adult is learning how to have a fight in a conversational tone as you sprint to your next gate.
September 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Judging couples that loudly fight at airports. Part of being an adult is learning how to have a fight in a conversational tone as you sprint to your next gate.
Yeah I’m politically active and do my part (laugh react at everything the White House Facebook page posts)
September 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Yeah I’m politically active and do my part (laugh react at everything the White House Facebook page posts)
The best feeling in the world is chugging a cold carbonated beverage when you’re thirsty and then feeling it in your ears
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The best feeling in the world is chugging a cold carbonated beverage when you’re thirsty and then feeling it in your ears
I know it’s objectively bad that the cardinals keep losing but also we got all inclusive tickets for pretty cheap so I don’t mind that the cardinals keep losing
August 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I know it’s objectively bad that the cardinals keep losing but also we got all inclusive tickets for pretty cheap so I don’t mind that the cardinals keep losing
The worst part about traveling now is having to see kr*st* n**mi’s face at every tsa check point
August 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The worst part about traveling now is having to see kr*st* n**mi’s face at every tsa check point
Just remembered that in high school, they offered study hall, a chance to not do anything for an entire period, and you could take 3 of them in your 8 semesters and I took 0 of them?? And was proud of it???? What a noob
August 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Just remembered that in high school, they offered study hall, a chance to not do anything for an entire period, and you could take 3 of them in your 8 semesters and I took 0 of them?? And was proud of it???? What a noob
“I’m like a cockroach with 1,000 lives” not the flex u think it is my guy
August 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“I’m like a cockroach with 1,000 lives” not the flex u think it is my guy
August 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
WE’RE GETTING SEANCES IN THE GILDED AGE HECK YEAH
August 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
WE’RE GETTING SEANCES IN THE GILDED AGE HECK YEAH
Accompanying mark on a 13 hour round trip road trip to get his hockey stuff from his parents’ just so I could get a chance to stop at the warm glow candle outlet
August 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Accompanying mark on a 13 hour round trip road trip to get his hockey stuff from his parents’ just so I could get a chance to stop at the warm glow candle outlet
Remembering when I took a class called “the role of women in the Franciscan tradition” and then we spent like the first month of the class talking about st. Francis of Assisi lol
July 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Remembering when I took a class called “the role of women in the Franciscan tradition” and then we spent like the first month of the class talking about st. Francis of Assisi lol
Honestly insane how getting the appropriate amount of sleep makes me not feel like death in the morning
July 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Honestly insane how getting the appropriate amount of sleep makes me not feel like death in the morning
Was reading a romance the other day and it kept reminding me of my boyfriend and the stuff he does for me and I remembered that in high school and college all of the chastity speakers said not to read romances bc it would give “unrealistic expectation” and that is FALSE
July 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Was reading a romance the other day and it kept reminding me of my boyfriend and the stuff he does for me and I remembered that in high school and college all of the chastity speakers said not to read romances bc it would give “unrealistic expectation” and that is FALSE
I’m using Mark’s computer which means I can mess with his music on Spotify and he’s letting me do it which I think is v cute of him
July 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m using Mark’s computer which means I can mess with his music on Spotify and he’s letting me do it which I think is v cute of him
At a party and I did not realize this was a hot take, but I do believe fruit is good for you, actually
July 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
At a party and I did not realize this was a hot take, but I do believe fruit is good for you, actually
Can’t decide rn between wandering around my house listening to Lana Del Rey or watching the SLoWM reunion
July 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Can’t decide rn between wandering around my house listening to Lana Del Rey or watching the SLoWM reunion
I don’t believe of making fun of people or things about them that they can’t change but if I ever ran into RFK jr I would ask, “why does your voice sound like that?”
June 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I don’t believe of making fun of people or things about them that they can’t change but if I ever ran into RFK jr I would ask, “why does your voice sound like that?”
AC went out yesterday and thankfully we have a portable unit we bought last year that I was able to put in my room to keep it livable but the rest of the house was 93 DEGREES when our landlord finally brought more units over
June 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
AC went out yesterday and thankfully we have a portable unit we bought last year that I was able to put in my room to keep it livable but the rest of the house was 93 DEGREES when our landlord finally brought more units over