Corey Schwanz
@cdschwanz.bsky.social
@taggart451 from Twitter, deactivated. I play video games, I cook, I am married with a baby boy and a dog. We're all just trying here.
First beat on WiiU in 2017. I hadn't been married two years. I tried to go back to it on Switch but it felt too big to tackle. Enough time had passed that I remembered some things but was surprised by others. Breath of the Wild is still as special as the day I first started, now finished on Switch 2
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
First beat on WiiU in 2017. I hadn't been married two years. I tried to go back to it on Switch but it felt too big to tackle. Enough time had passed that I remembered some things but was surprised by others. Breath of the Wild is still as special as the day I first started, now finished on Switch 2
I just gotta accept it at this point
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I just gotta accept it at this point
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Tales of Xillia Remastered courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Nov 2nd, 6:30 PM PT
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code MILLA buff.ly/t0b4NED
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code MILLA buff.ly/t0b4NED
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Tales of Xillia Remastered courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Nov 2nd, 6:30 PM PT
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code MILLA buff.ly/t0b4NED
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code MILLA buff.ly/t0b4NED
I unexpectedly came into some nintendo credits and was figuring out what to spend it on. I'd like Silksong but I figure they don't need the sales as much so I got UFO 50 instead!
October 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I unexpectedly came into some nintendo credits and was figuring out what to spend it on. I'd like Silksong but I figure they don't need the sales as much so I got UFO 50 instead!
Listen I'm sure Ball x Pit is great but until that shit is on mobile or even Apple Arcade i'm not touching it. I don't have the time to sit down and play a game like that.
October 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Listen I'm sure Ball x Pit is great but until that shit is on mobile or even Apple Arcade i'm not touching it. I don't have the time to sit down and play a game like that.
The only instance of AI that I support is where my email client says "You have used the word 'attached' in your email but nothing is attached. Are you sure you want to send?'" Top tier right there.
October 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The only instance of AI that I support is where my email client says "You have used the word 'attached' in your email but nothing is attached. Are you sure you want to send?'" Top tier right there.
The feeling when your significant other sends you a news story or a post or a meme that you already sent a few days ago....
a man with the words this is the highest form of betrayal below him
ALT: a man with the words this is the highest form of betrayal below him
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October 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The feeling when your significant other sends you a news story or a post or a meme that you already sent a few days ago....
I have no real desire to get a tattoo but if would it would probably be Zelda
October 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I have no real desire to get a tattoo but if would it would probably be Zelda
what the fuck did Nintendo just put out some sort of Mother teaser?
October 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
what the fuck did Nintendo just put out some sort of Mother teaser?
I am once again referencing the finale scene of #Zelda Tears of the Kingdom that I don't want to spoil for anyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Su... It gives me the full-body chills, the physical frisson response.
October 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I am once again referencing the finale scene of #Zelda Tears of the Kingdom that I don't want to spoil for anyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Su... It gives me the full-body chills, the physical frisson response.
Listen. I'm a huge star wars fan. Big part of my personality and my family. My wife got me Star Wars Outlaws. It was....fine. I played the patched/fixed version six months after it came out. It was pretty but it felt big and...empty. Opening chests after restarting a mission spawn different rewards.
September 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Listen. I'm a huge star wars fan. Big part of my personality and my family. My wife got me Star Wars Outlaws. It was....fine. I played the patched/fixed version six months after it came out. It was pretty but it felt big and...empty. Opening chests after restarting a mission spawn different rewards.
@dark1x.bsky.social Perusing my local FB marketplace for "free TVs" for a CRT. Are there any brands to stay away from? I'm not looking to get a PVM or exclusively a Trinitron or anything. But, for example stay away from Zenith?
September 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
@dark1x.bsky.social Perusing my local FB marketplace for "free TVs" for a CRT. Are there any brands to stay away from? I'm not looking to get a PVM or exclusively a Trinitron or anything. But, for example stay away from Zenith?
I did this tour! It's incredible and Steve is so nice! I got to see Qui-Gon Jinn's last remains! Please do it if you ever have a chance! Why am I still using exclamation marks? I don't know!
Rancho Obi-Wan does not have public hours, but we do offer scheduled, docent-led tours!
Get your tour tickets at RanchoObiWan.org/visit and come experience the world’s largest Star Wars memorabilia collection with family and friends! 😃
#RanchoObiWan #starwars #starwarsmuseum #tourtickets
Get your tour tickets at RanchoObiWan.org/visit and come experience the world’s largest Star Wars memorabilia collection with family and friends! 😃
#RanchoObiWan #starwars #starwarsmuseum #tourtickets
September 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I did this tour! It's incredible and Steve is so nice! I got to see Qui-Gon Jinn's last remains! Please do it if you ever have a chance! Why am I still using exclamation marks? I don't know!
Finally got to Act II of Expedition 33. Got to @benstarr.bsky.social and now he is instantly my favorite character.
September 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Finally got to Act II of Expedition 33. Got to @benstarr.bsky.social and now he is instantly my favorite character.
I stopped at Starbucks for a pumpkin cold brew and I don't care who knows.
August 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I stopped at Starbucks for a pumpkin cold brew and I don't care who knows.
I remember from years ago when IM became big thing that kids stopped capitalizing "i" in their sentences. When asked, one individual said "well i don't think i'm worth a capital" and that's basically never left my head for 20 years and sums up my self-esteem.
August 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I remember from years ago when IM became big thing that kids stopped capitalizing "i" in their sentences. When asked, one individual said "well i don't think i'm worth a capital" and that's basically never left my head for 20 years and sums up my self-esteem.
Wife wanted to play Wind Waker so she started going through the closet to find the Wii U andake sure eveythjg was charged. Had go take a photo @johntv.bsky.social
August 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Wife wanted to play Wind Waker so she started going through the closet to find the Wii U andake sure eveythjg was charged. Had go take a photo @johntv.bsky.social
Breath of the Wild is so much better because I basically *haven't* touched it in 8 years. I remember the broadest strokes like where to buy cold weather gear, but I am just wandering around the world and found a Great Fairy on accident and got so jazzed.
August 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Breath of the Wild is so much better because I basically *haven't* touched it in 8 years. I remember the broadest strokes like where to buy cold weather gear, but I am just wandering around the world and found a Great Fairy on accident and got so jazzed.
I wish that Expedition 33 had a mode where the parry would be a value of Easy Mode but all the damage values would be that of normal. I'm just bad at parrying in most games!
July 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I wish that Expedition 33 had a mode where the parry would be a value of Easy Mode but all the damage values would be that of normal. I'm just bad at parrying in most games!
@insertcredit.com Calling my shot for 18 questions before listening to the rest of the episode: Nobunaga. I will update if I am correct or incorrect.
July 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
@insertcredit.com Calling my shot for 18 questions before listening to the rest of the episode: Nobunaga. I will update if I am correct or incorrect.
Time to finally play BotW again. I played it on WiiU cause I didn't get a Switch at launch and I could never bring myself to do it again. Enough time has passed that I can go for another round now. Time to bring these bad boys, and girls, out of storage. @johntv.bsky.social
July 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Time to finally play BotW again. I played it on WiiU cause I didn't get a Switch at launch and I could never bring myself to do it again. Enough time has passed that I can go for another round now. Time to bring these bad boys, and girls, out of storage. @johntv.bsky.social
Finally started Expedition 33 last night and I decided to take the @frankcifaldi.bsky.social approach of leveling up my characters and ONLY dumping skill points in Luck. See how it goes :P
July 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Finally started Expedition 33 last night and I decided to take the @frankcifaldi.bsky.social approach of leveling up my characters and ONLY dumping skill points in Luck. See how it goes :P
I'm having a weird sense of deja vu all over again like it's eight years ago. Trump is ruining the country, I'm staying up way too late playing Breath of the Wild. Weird.
June 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I'm having a weird sense of deja vu all over again like it's eight years ago. Trump is ruining the country, I'm staying up way too late playing Breath of the Wild. Weird.
So here’s my surprise Father’s Day present
June 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
So here’s my surprise Father’s Day present