“A respected network of hospitals and cancer centers is halting enrollment in clinical trials for children with brain cancer after the federal government said it would no longer provide funding to the group”

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

For the algorithm:
NFL: Detroit Lions
NBA: Detroit Pistons
MLB: Detroit Tigers
College: Michigan Wolverines
College: Oakland University