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I will start walking around with a 48 inch OLED to avoid tarffis. Don't mind my battery pack.
May 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
The leaf blower epidemic is upon us. We used to know how to rake leafs. Now we recklessly waste our nation's wonderful fuel on leaf blowers. The rake revolution is starting today! Americans will rake! And these rakes, which are really quite beautiful, will be made in AMERICA. ☘️🍂🇺🇸👊🤛🤜✊
May 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I need AI to solve the tangled slinky problem.
April 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Cleaning up and found this. It's from 2005.
April 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Vic Diamond's real name gets me every time.
April 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I have a trade surplus with my toilet.
April 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I have deep concerns.
March 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Oreos are terrorizing my diet plans
March 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I have always thought that the NYC subway is not great, but after taking the subway in Shenzhen my knowledge has been confirmed.
March 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Jet lag isn't good.
March 3, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Just watched "The Fox and the Hound" for the first time. I was not prepared for this one. 🥹

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The Fox and the Hound - Wikipedia
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February 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I didn't know anyone purchased WinZip licenses.

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February 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The speed dating scene in Angry Birds 2 is a summary of actual dating.
February 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Breakfast
February 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sometimes you just need to let the people qualified for the job go. Right?
February 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Waiting for the king trump stamps.
February 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
@paris.nyc if you are still looking for older 2000s pdas the handspring vizor was amazing. It had a mp3 plugin card that was my favorite. Enjoy this shallow rabbit hole.
February 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Living the post truth world.
February 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Press secretary: "God is good."
February 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
4 to 1
February 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Paper and plastic straws can co-exist. Why is it one or the other? Let the people decide.
February 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
He pulls out from his pocket a handful of chocolates. Softened by their proximity to his leg, he wonders if they are still a birthday gift.
February 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Woke from a bad dream that my street has ICE agents going door to door. When finally at my home, they tear up our marriage certificate and say my spouse is going to be interviewed elsewhere.
February 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"...The Secretary of Homeland Security shall inform the President of any circumstances that, ... the Government of Canada has taken adequate steps to alleviate this public health crisis through cooperative enforcement actions. ... the tariffs ... of this order shall be removed."
Imposing Duties to Address the Flow of Illicit Drugs Across Our National Border – The White House
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including the
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February 2, 2025 at 7:28 AM