My parents are chronically 30 minutes early which is almost as rude as being that late
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
My parents are chronically 30 minutes early which is almost as rude as being that late
No one will talk about Brandi’s facial parasite with me
February 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
No one will talk about Brandi’s facial parasite with me
Who will go to a Gryyfin show with meeee 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Who will go to a Gryyfin show with meeee 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
I can’t wait to see scout when I die we have so much to catch up on
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I can’t wait to see scout when I die we have so much to catch up on
Winning the depression Olympics this week
February 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Winning the depression Olympics this week
People are working really hard in the cold 😢 be kind
January 27, 2026 at 2:09 AM
People are working really hard in the cold 😢 be kind
Need the pill that treats when the Pilates instructor who teaches you everyday asked how are you! when she saw you and you just said cold and forgot to ask anything back bc you were in a rush anxiety
January 13, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Need the pill that treats when the Pilates instructor who teaches you everyday asked how are you! when she saw you and you just said cold and forgot to ask anything back bc you were in a rush anxiety
Would you rather live in 432 Park or Alcatraz
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Would you rather live in 432 Park or Alcatraz
My sixth sense is knowing when a man should have a transformational experience in Japan
January 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
My sixth sense is knowing when a man should have a transformational experience in Japan
Studying the internet with a magnifying glass for hours to hone my kitchen design taste
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Studying the internet with a magnifying glass for hours to hone my kitchen design taste
Germans freak me ouuuutttttt
January 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Germans freak me ouuuutttttt
I am getting double teamed by Hellofresh and Factor and it’s starting to feel Black Mirror
January 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I am getting double teamed by Hellofresh and Factor and it’s starting to feel Black Mirror
Ozempic scientists should figure out how to make it not cause rapid hollowing facial weight loss
January 4, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Ozempic scientists should figure out how to make it not cause rapid hollowing facial weight loss
He has 0 business being this perfect
January 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
He has 0 business being this perfect
Pilates is stupid bc you take one week off and you’re flubber again
December 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Pilates is stupid bc you take one week off and you’re flubber again
Being on fb kinda feels like watching Fox news
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Being on fb kinda feels like watching Fox news
How many days of my life can I live without headphones so far it’s 51
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
How many days of my life can I live without headphones so far it’s 51
If you choose these handles I’m judging you
December 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
If you choose these handles I’m judging you
Merry Christmas!
December 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Merry Christmas!
My parents have a friend here named muffin
December 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My parents have a friend here named muffin
@chrysler why oh why put this gear shift dial right next to the volume dial? A case study in ergonomics
December 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
@chrysler why oh why put this gear shift dial right next to the volume dial? A case study in ergonomics
Accidentally got seltzer instead of still idk how people drink this stuff!!! Burp flavored needle water
December 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Accidentally got seltzer instead of still idk how people drink this stuff!!! Burp flavored needle water
I did my body the disservice of buying an entenmann’s cake this week to implore you to do the same. The chocolate one is exquisite
December 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I did my body the disservice of buying an entenmann’s cake this week to implore you to do the same. The chocolate one is exquisite
It sucks when my cat wants to hang out in the cabinet instead of being snuggling with me ☹️
December 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It sucks when my cat wants to hang out in the cabinet instead of being snuggling with me ☹️