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Cade Balaur
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Mad Hatter from the other side of the bog, down the road, through the mushroom circle, not that one, that one, oh never mind.

Writer, gamer, cross stitch, travel pics.

They/Them
As the job winds down, here's another view from the road that Im gonna miss in my commute.
August 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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IT AIN'T GONNA GO AWAY- New song about the Epstein Files.
August 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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The build from politely reciting data to rage against the regime is the energy we all need to bring right now! Well done! We all felt that “How much do the taxpayers have to pay for a fascist country!”
August 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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#ProudBlue #Voices4Victory

There is still help out there even though trump shut down 988. Here’s 7 hotlines that are there to help you or someone you love.

Spread & Save!!

#MentalHealthMatters
August 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Indeed
#GVerse 🤔 How come the GOP can always find the money to bailout corporations and give tax cuts to the rich, but there's never enough money to:

Protect Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid.
Provide free lunch for hungry kids.
Provide healthcare for the sick.
July 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
D&D storytime!

There is a manor in a decrepit port town that the Druid detected magic inside. From the outside, the group noticed some movement inside.

Rogue: I'm gonna pick the lock

Perception check, success. Investigation check, success.

Rogue: (unlocks door, uses pole of collapsing to open)
July 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did 🚨🚨🚨
June 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Just DM Things:

I have lost count on how many suspicious or evil NPCs have gotten away due to my party just taking everything at face value and not rolling insight.

Lost. Count.

Including, at one point, the leader of the evil cult they are trying to stop.

I love my players.
May 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Things I didn't realize I have control issues about: Driving.

On a road trip with my partner and it's his turn to drive and I am having Panic.

Good to know. Here's a fun picture in today's View From the Road.
April 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
As of yesterday, I have surpassed 50 books so far this year, of all genres. I almost can't believe how much I've read but also how much I've written. So let's talk some Favorites!

In no particular order.

1. Madame Fourcade's Secret War by Lynne Olson
2. Black AF History by Michael Harriot
April 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm getting real tired of my "inalienable rights" coming into question every goddamn election.
April 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Are you a woman who changed your name when you got married?

Congress is considering a bill that could make it much harder for you to vote.

Call your rep—this is not a drill. indivisible.org/resource/cal...
April 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Insomnia struck so i started a new anime. I have binged everything available. I have no idea why I like it, but can't wait for the next episode on Thursday.
April 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
You ever just want to chase the horizon?
April 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Weirdass things I have scene while travelling:

1. A busted winnebago that has a big ol' sign pointing to the dented fender that says "this fender is metal"

2. A truck with paper towels?(?) wrapped in its undercarriage so it looked like the truck was trailing toilet paper at 80mph.
March 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
After 30 years of baking, I finally melted a bowl.

Achievement unlocked: How can I smell burning if I have no sense of smell?

Anyway. I'm experimenting with cinnamin rolls and so far, I'm excited.
March 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Today I drove through rain, sleet, snow and sun. I forgot my territory is the 12 Biomes of SoCal. The only one I'm missing is Beach.

I danced in the snow. It's tradition.
March 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The view from the office today. And probably my new favorite picture I've taken.
March 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The absolute best thing I have ever done as a DM in D&D is to give a crab a knife.

This is a normal crab. No magic, no nothing, just a normal crab with a knife. Because I loved a gif.

This has now caused so many comments of a "crab army" and "we know someone who has your back. It's a crab."
March 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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March 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.
March 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
At the end of this second month of the year, I have just completed my 30th book. My goal this year is to beat last year's 124 books so I've been obsessively devouring everything.

It's been fun. It helps that I drive for my job.
February 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I've gotten so many compliments on my hoodie over the past few days that it's become permanent wardrobe addition, even as we hit a heat wave.

Resist. Neutrality only helps the oppressor.

Fuck Nazis
February 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM