Post something random or you'll have an awful December.

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

My name is Ozymandius, King of Kings. My late father, Seti I, deposited 6 million dollars in a bank account and I need an honest man...

I am at Comic Con.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Last Saturday was #everythingelectric at Farnborough where I test drove the much maligned new Ford Capri.

Share your favourite black & white film

I will tell you a story. It's the story of a story. When I was a teenager, my father told me something about my grandfather that seemed, without further context, implausible, a family legend, at best. This week, my brother in law told me that before he died, my father told him the full story.

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

If you see this, please post a pic from your gallery, without context.

Who would you have host MasterChef? youtu.be/Os82UYqssSc?...

Off on a cruise with the Aged Parent. Today is Brest.

My brand new tour, All You Need Is Guv, will be on sale Friday 27th, but you can get early access tickets to the best seats in the house (including the Splash Zone!) on Wednesday 25th, if you subscribe to my mailing list via link the link below. Cheers! 🍻

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Comic Con

Which actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

#VEDay80 Operation Oyster, the bombing of the Phillips radio factory in 1942, showing the bravery of the greatest generation. youtu.be/HXjDRLTp44U?...