Bob Kostic
@causticbob.bsky.social
It's absolutely pissing down and I have no idea what to do with money I'd put by for such an eventuality.
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It's absolutely pissing down and I have no idea what to do with money I'd put by for such an eventuality.
Remembrance Sunday made me think about my Great Grandfather who was one of the lucky ones who managed to escape Belsen alive.
He was fortunate enough to spend 38 happy years in Argentina until the Israelis caught up with him.
He was fortunate enough to spend 38 happy years in Argentina until the Israelis caught up with him.
November 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Remembrance Sunday made me think about my Great Grandfather who was one of the lucky ones who managed to escape Belsen alive.
He was fortunate enough to spend 38 happy years in Argentina until the Israelis caught up with him.
He was fortunate enough to spend 38 happy years in Argentina until the Israelis caught up with him.
After analysing Hitler's DNA, it was discovered that the dictator had Kallmann Syndrome, which affects the development of sexual organs, creates low testosterone, causes abnormal genital development and a lack of a sense of smell.
Oh. And yes. A burning desire to kill Jews
Oh. And yes. A burning desire to kill Jews
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
After analysing Hitler's DNA, it was discovered that the dictator had Kallmann Syndrome, which affects the development of sexual organs, creates low testosterone, causes abnormal genital development and a lack of a sense of smell.
Oh. And yes. A burning desire to kill Jews
Oh. And yes. A burning desire to kill Jews
I know it's been 2 months but I still can't think about Charlie Kirk without a lump in the throat.
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I know it's been 2 months but I still can't think about Charlie Kirk without a lump in the throat.
Haunted House Idea: A room full of women saying "I'm fine".
November 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Haunted House Idea: A room full of women saying "I'm fine".
Gays of New York...
You should probably avoid those rooftop cocktail parties for a while.
You should probably avoid those rooftop cocktail parties for a while.
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Gays of New York...
You should probably avoid those rooftop cocktail parties for a while.
You should probably avoid those rooftop cocktail parties for a while.
I went to the art museum to meet women, so I was walking around in Renaissance art and amazingly, this incredible lady says "I love Reubens."....
Not sure why she went cold when I said he might have had a longer career if not for being busted wanking in a Florida porno theatre.
Not sure why she went cold when I said he might have had a longer career if not for being busted wanking in a Florida porno theatre.
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I went to the art museum to meet women, so I was walking around in Renaissance art and amazingly, this incredible lady says "I love Reubens."....
Not sure why she went cold when I said he might have had a longer career if not for being busted wanking in a Florida porno theatre.
Not sure why she went cold when I said he might have had a longer career if not for being busted wanking in a Florida porno theatre.
In case anyone is interested in the U.S. government shutdown ... from BillTrack50
November 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
In case anyone is interested in the U.S. government shutdown ... from BillTrack50
BBC "may cease to exist" say commentators.
Good!
That might give my average sized white cock more chance of getting noticed on Only Fans!
Good!
That might give my average sized white cock more chance of getting noticed on Only Fans!
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
BBC "may cease to exist" say commentators.
Good!
That might give my average sized white cock more chance of getting noticed on Only Fans!
Good!
That might give my average sized white cock more chance of getting noticed on Only Fans!
Pastor interrupts sermon to ask 3 men in the front row: "What would you want your loved ones to say as they are looking down at you in your coffin?"
Tom: That I was a good husband and father.
Bill: That I lived a good life of kindness to others.
Dan: "Look. He's moving!"
Tom: That I was a good husband and father.
Bill: That I lived a good life of kindness to others.
Dan: "Look. He's moving!"
November 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Pastor interrupts sermon to ask 3 men in the front row: "What would you want your loved ones to say as they are looking down at you in your coffin?"
Tom: That I was a good husband and father.
Bill: That I lived a good life of kindness to others.
Dan: "Look. He's moving!"
Tom: That I was a good husband and father.
Bill: That I lived a good life of kindness to others.
Dan: "Look. He's moving!"
I had a phone call to say my sister had just given birth.
So I asked if it was a girl or boy.
They said it was a them their or they!
So I asked if it was a girl or boy.
They said it was a them their or they!
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I had a phone call to say my sister had just given birth.
So I asked if it was a girl or boy.
They said it was a them their or they!
So I asked if it was a girl or boy.
They said it was a them their or they!
JUST TOLD MY KIDS I'M OLDER THAN GOOGLE.
THEY THINK I'M JOKING
THEY THINK I'M JOKING
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
JUST TOLD MY KIDS I'M OLDER THAN GOOGLE.
THEY THINK I'M JOKING
THEY THINK I'M JOKING
Telling a woman to calm down works as well as trying to baptize a cat.
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Telling a woman to calm down works as well as trying to baptize a cat.
What's worse than the pimples on Jeffrey Dahmer's face?
The blackhead in his fridge.
The blackhead in his fridge.
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What's worse than the pimples on Jeffrey Dahmer's face?
The blackhead in his fridge.
The blackhead in his fridge.
Doing a crossword, I asked the wife, "What's a 4 letter word for a female relative, ends in UNT?"
Wife said, "Aunt?"
I said, "Pass the white-out!"
Wife said, "Aunt?"
I said, "Pass the white-out!"
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Doing a crossword, I asked the wife, "What's a 4 letter word for a female relative, ends in UNT?"
Wife said, "Aunt?"
I said, "Pass the white-out!"
Wife said, "Aunt?"
I said, "Pass the white-out!"
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
Oof.
Oof.
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
Oof.
Oof.
Tapes had side A and side B so it's only logical that their successor would be the CD.
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Tapes had side A and side B so it's only logical that their successor would be the CD.
News: "Neo Nazi arrested for having gun powder recipe".
You mean Potassium nitrate, charcoal and sulfur?
You mean Potassium nitrate, charcoal and sulfur?
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
News: "Neo Nazi arrested for having gun powder recipe".
You mean Potassium nitrate, charcoal and sulfur?
You mean Potassium nitrate, charcoal and sulfur?
Why dont Muslim couples have sex in reverse cowgirl?
Because its rude to turn your back on family.
Because its rude to turn your back on family.
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Why dont Muslim couples have sex in reverse cowgirl?
Because its rude to turn your back on family.
Because its rude to turn your back on family.
I don't know if this is a scam, but I just received a text saying I'd won £250 cash or tickets to an ELVIS tribute night. It says ...
PRESS 1 for the MONEY
or
2 for the SHOW....
PRESS 1 for the MONEY
or
2 for the SHOW....
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I don't know if this is a scam, but I just received a text saying I'd won £250 cash or tickets to an ELVIS tribute night. It says ...
PRESS 1 for the MONEY
or
2 for the SHOW....
PRESS 1 for the MONEY
or
2 for the SHOW....
A priest knocked on my door and asked, "Have you found Jesus yet?"
Apparently, in a manner I was completely unaware of, a little Mexican boy that lives locally disappeared during a game of hide-and-seek.
Apparently, in a manner I was completely unaware of, a little Mexican boy that lives locally disappeared during a game of hide-and-seek.
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A priest knocked on my door and asked, "Have you found Jesus yet?"
Apparently, in a manner I was completely unaware of, a little Mexican boy that lives locally disappeared during a game of hide-and-seek.
Apparently, in a manner I was completely unaware of, a little Mexican boy that lives locally disappeared during a game of hide-and-seek.
Nice to see UPS doing their impression of the Air France Concorde.
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Nice to see UPS doing their impression of the Air France Concorde.
My wife says "I never listen to her"
Oh, and something else
Oh, and something else
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My wife says "I never listen to her"
Oh, and something else
Oh, and something else
There are two certainties in life under a Labour government: Assisted death and Taxes.
November 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
There are two certainties in life under a Labour government: Assisted death and Taxes.
Chinese takeout: $25.
Getting home and finding out part of your order is missing:
riceless.
Getting home and finding out part of your order is missing:
riceless.
November 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Chinese takeout: $25.
Getting home and finding out part of your order is missing:
riceless.
Getting home and finding out part of your order is missing:
riceless.