Mark LFC
@cattytubeit23.bsky.social
Liverpool FC supporter | Sports lover | Enjoying the journey, one day at a time.
Funny how the FIFA virgins have now decided that last year was a fluke and Slot has no idea what he’s doing, apparently tactically inept.
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Funny how the FIFA virgins have now decided that last year was a fluke and Slot has no idea what he’s doing, apparently tactically inept.
All the transfer virgins who cry every window about signings… finally get everything they want, and they’re still moaning because the shiny new toys aren’t firing straight away. And now they want Slot out. 😂🤦
October 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
All the transfer virgins who cry every window about signings… finally get everything they want, and they’re still moaning because the shiny new toys aren’t firing straight away. And now they want Slot out. 😂🤦
I wonder if the Isak signing might trigger something in Salah. Been a pretty quiet start to the season by his standards, but I’ve got a feeling this could give him that little spark to remind everyone he’s still the main man.
September 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I wonder if the Isak signing might trigger something in Salah. Been a pretty quiet start to the season by his standards, but I’ve got a feeling this could give him that little spark to remind everyone he’s still the main man.
Great win by the Redmen. Not the best game to watch but three points is all that matters. Arteta’s spent over a billion quid and they’re still an absolute dog of a side.
August 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Great win by the Redmen. Not the best game to watch but three points is all that matters. Arteta’s spent over a billion quid and they’re still an absolute dog of a side.
Fuck me! What a hit! 🚀
August 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Fuck me! What a hit! 🚀
Looks like Konaté’s just got a dead leg, should be fine.
August 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Looks like Konaté’s just got a dead leg, should be fine.
Agent Pep Ljinders 👀
August 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Agent Pep Ljinders 👀
Seeeeeeeeeagulls!!
August 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Seeeeeeeeeagulls!!
I see the transfer virgins are saying if we don’t sign Isak, Liverpool will win nothing this season. The same virgins who said they were going to stop “supporting” us after the last summer window. They never learn 🤦♂️😂
August 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I see the transfer virgins are saying if we don’t sign Isak, Liverpool will win nothing this season. The same virgins who said they were going to stop “supporting” us after the last summer window. They never learn 🤦♂️😂
First the transfer virgins were “why aren’t we signing anyone?”
Now it’s “we’re signing too many and letting too many go.”
Pick a lane, lads. 😂🤦
Now it’s “we’re signing too many and letting too many go.”
Pick a lane, lads. 😂🤦
June 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
First the transfer virgins were “why aren’t we signing anyone?”
Now it’s “we’re signing too many and letting too many go.”
Pick a lane, lads. 😂🤦
Now it’s “we’re signing too many and letting too many go.”
Pick a lane, lads. 😂🤦
Rio came straight from cricket practice to the game 😂
May 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Rio came straight from cricket practice to the game 😂
Remember when someone got pushed into a fountain before the Madrid final 🙃
May 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Remember when someone got pushed into a fountain before the Madrid final 🙃
Here’s the version arsenal should be singing:
They’ve bottled all of Europe,
They always come up short,
From Baku back to Paris,
They’ve never won the lot.
Six years of Mikel’s project,
Still nothing in the pot,
Forever nearly champions,
But trophies they forgot…
Allez, Allez, Allez…
😂😜
They’ve bottled all of Europe,
They always come up short,
From Baku back to Paris,
They’ve never won the lot.
Six years of Mikel’s project,
Still nothing in the pot,
Forever nearly champions,
But trophies they forgot…
Allez, Allez, Allez…
😂😜
May 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Here’s the version arsenal should be singing:
They’ve bottled all of Europe,
They always come up short,
From Baku back to Paris,
They’ve never won the lot.
Six years of Mikel’s project,
Still nothing in the pot,
Forever nearly champions,
But trophies they forgot…
Allez, Allez, Allez…
😂😜
They’ve bottled all of Europe,
They always come up short,
From Baku back to Paris,
They’ve never won the lot.
Six years of Mikel’s project,
Still nothing in the pot,
Forever nearly champions,
But trophies they forgot…
Allez, Allez, Allez…
😂😜
Fans belting out “Best team in Europe, you’re having a laugh” 😂👏 poor lego head
May 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Fans belting out “Best team in Europe, you’re having a laugh” 😂👏 poor lego head
I really want Spurs to win the final—mainly because it’s United they’re playing. But if I’m honest, we all know how this ends. United are winning it. Spurs aren’t winning a final.
May 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I really want Spurs to win the final—mainly because it’s United they’re playing. But if I’m honest, we all know how this ends. United are winning it. Spurs aren’t winning a final.
No one is ever bigger than the club.
May 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
No one is ever bigger than the club.
Off you pop. Lizard 🦎
May 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Off you pop. Lizard 🦎
Spurs and Man Utd strolling into the Europa League final… Premier League clearly a poor Standard this year...
May 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Spurs and Man Utd strolling into the Europa League final… Premier League clearly a poor Standard this year...
Can’t wait to see who Arsenal blame when PSG send them packing. Liverpool, surely? Has to be.
April 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Can’t wait to see who Arsenal blame when PSG send them packing. Liverpool, surely? Has to be.
Arne Slot’s first season at Liverpool has been remarkable. One signing in January and he’s won the league with a month to spare.
FSG deserve credit too — they’ve been great owners, even if some fans don’t want to admit it. Stability and smart calls.
FSG deserve credit too — they’ve been great owners, even if some fans don’t want to admit it. Stability and smart calls.
April 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Arne Slot’s first season at Liverpool has been remarkable. One signing in January and he’s won the league with a month to spare.
FSG deserve credit too — they’ve been great owners, even if some fans don’t want to admit it. Stability and smart calls.
FSG deserve credit too — they’ve been great owners, even if some fans don’t want to admit it. Stability and smart calls.
Do we lift the trophy today or is it at the end of the season?
April 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Do we lift the trophy today or is it at the end of the season?
Mad seeing Trent celebrate like that yesterday — give it a few weeks and he’ll be trotting out the usual lines. Always dreamed of playing in Spain, always loved La Liga, didn’t feel valued at Liverpool… you know the script.
April 21, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Mad seeing Trent celebrate like that yesterday — give it a few weeks and he’ll be trotting out the usual lines. Always dreamed of playing in Spain, always loved La Liga, didn’t feel valued at Liverpool… you know the script.
What’s everyone hoping for in the game tonight? Personally, I’d love to see Arsenal absolutely spank Real Madrid. Bellingham’s a weapon – needs taking down a peg or two.
April 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What’s everyone hoping for in the game tonight? Personally, I’d love to see Arsenal absolutely spank Real Madrid. Bellingham’s a weapon – needs taking down a peg or two.
So after all the speculation—no surprises: Salah and Van Dijk re-signed. Trent? Off to Madrid to link up with Bellingham. Looks like he won’t kick a ball again this season—just protecting himself before that shiny new Madrid contract. Might as well boot him now.
April 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
So after all the speculation—no surprises: Salah and Van Dijk re-signed. Trent? Off to Madrid to link up with Bellingham. Looks like he won’t kick a ball again this season—just protecting himself before that shiny new Madrid contract. Might as well boot him now.
I see the transfer virgins have wasted no time blaming going out of two cups on the lack of summer signings. Insufferable bellends. They’ve been fuming all season with us being top of the league—now they’re finally getting to run their narrative. 🖕
March 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I see the transfer virgins have wasted no time blaming going out of two cups on the lack of summer signings. Insufferable bellends. They’ve been fuming all season with us being top of the league—now they’re finally getting to run their narrative. 🖕