@catsspeakingfrench.bsky.social
I have a great French accent when I adopt the voice of an elderly fisherman.
50s, Albuquerque, anti Republican, feminism makes men's lives better too.
I block blank profiles; say something about yourself before a follow.
50s, Albuquerque, anti Republican, feminism makes men's lives better too.
I block blank profiles; say something about yourself before a follow.
Going 45 on Tramway is an insult to your fellow drivers and a disgrace to your ancestors. #albuquerque
April 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Going 45 on Tramway is an insult to your fellow drivers and a disgrace to your ancestors. #albuquerque
All I want for Christmas is an official announcement that there's gonna be four more Cordelia Cupp series.
April 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
All I want for Christmas is an official announcement that there's gonna be four more Cordelia Cupp series.
Siri show me the entire 21st century in one screenshot please
April 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Siri show me the entire 21st century in one screenshot please
Damn skin, I just moisturized yesterday and now you're feeling like pine bark. #albuquerque
April 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Damn skin, I just moisturized yesterday and now you're feeling like pine bark. #albuquerque
Just saw a young man ask a homeless person if there was a way he could use a credit card to donate to him because he doesn't carry paper money.
March 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Just saw a young man ask a homeless person if there was a way he could use a credit card to donate to him because he doesn't carry paper money.
Hey Albuquerque! Anyone know what the big fire is south of Paseo?
February 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hey Albuquerque! Anyone know what the big fire is south of Paseo?
Me in 1999: “That South Park movie was wacky, imagining an American imperialism so deranged that they decide to invade Canada in a crusade of censorship. 😂”
Me in 2025: 😐
Me in 2025: 😐
February 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Furnace take with a side of sriracha sauce but I think directors for comic book movies should actually like the comic book before saying yes to the project.
February 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Furnace take with a side of sriracha sauce but I think directors for comic book movies should actually like the comic book before saying yes to the project.
@jamesgunn.bsky.social
What are the chances we will see Terry McGinnis in the DCEU? And when it comes time for Barry Allen to show, do we need to look any further than Grant Gustin?
What are the chances we will see Terry McGinnis in the DCEU? And when it comes time for Barry Allen to show, do we need to look any further than Grant Gustin?
February 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
@jamesgunn.bsky.social
What are the chances we will see Terry McGinnis in the DCEU? And when it comes time for Barry Allen to show, do we need to look any further than Grant Gustin?
What are the chances we will see Terry McGinnis in the DCEU? And when it comes time for Barry Allen to show, do we need to look any further than Grant Gustin?
Scented shit is so weird. My brother in law gave us robes for Christmas. On Thanksgiving. After two washings I gave up on despair and hung it outside. After a month outside, the stench of the scented detergent and "fresh pellets" is *almost* gone.
February 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Scented shit is so weird. My brother in law gave us robes for Christmas. On Thanksgiving. After two washings I gave up on despair and hung it outside. After a month outside, the stench of the scented detergent and "fresh pellets" is *almost* gone.
YouTube Music wants to understand,but it does not understand. Observe, as it follows up Tom Waits with Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra.
February 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
YouTube Music wants to understand,but it does not understand. Observe, as it follows up Tom Waits with Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra.
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Now this is six seconds of brilliant acting! 🎭 👏 🥹 😂
February 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Now this is six seconds of brilliant acting! 🎭 👏 🥹 😂
How Much Does Thor's Hammer Weigh? 🤔 w/ Neil deGrasse Tyson
YouTube video by Quantumara
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February 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Google GPS voice direction has two settings: overly helpful micromanager and "fuck you, you're on your own."
February 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Google GPS voice direction has two settings: overly helpful micromanager and "fuck you, you're on your own."
Do you think the people panic buying eggs understand they're the ones driving the prices up?
February 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Do you think the people panic buying eggs understand they're the ones driving the prices up?
People panic buying eggs is just about as dumb as panic buying gasoline and putting it in plastic bags.
February 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
People panic buying eggs is just about as dumb as panic buying gasoline and putting it in plastic bags.
One possible way to cope with fascism is to think of it as being diagnosed with a terminal disease, in that the lack of hope makes everything more intense, including the moments of pleasure and joy.
February 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
One possible way to cope with fascism is to think of it as being diagnosed with a terminal disease, in that the lack of hope makes everything more intense, including the moments of pleasure and joy.
Sooooo this doesn't really look like "baseball" to me.
If you want it, it's at the indoor flea market over at San Pedro and Central. #albuquerque
If you want it, it's at the indoor flea market over at San Pedro and Central. #albuquerque
February 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sooooo this doesn't really look like "baseball" to me.
If you want it, it's at the indoor flea market over at San Pedro and Central. #albuquerque
If you want it, it's at the indoor flea market over at San Pedro and Central. #albuquerque
I must interrupt your doomscrolling with Gates McFadden on a unicycle. You're welcome.
February 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I must interrupt your doomscrolling with Gates McFadden on a unicycle. You're welcome.
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To my Albuquerque people, as well as the rest of the country: beware of “protests”with little to no info on organizers, permits, specific locales etc. There seem to be bad actors out there who may wish to cause harm www.reddit.com/r/Albuquerqu...
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February 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
To my Albuquerque people, as well as the rest of the country: beware of “protests”with little to no info on organizers, permits, specific locales etc. There seem to be bad actors out there who may wish to cause harm www.reddit.com/r/Albuquerqu...
Please share: one of the things we should not be doing is giving these people the dignity of their names or titles.
It should never be "Secretary Noem." It should always be "dog shooter Kristi Noem."
Not "Tusli Gabbard" but "Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard".
It should never be "Secretary Noem." It should always be "dog shooter Kristi Noem."
Not "Tusli Gabbard" but "Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard".
January 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Please share: one of the things we should not be doing is giving these people the dignity of their names or titles.
It should never be "Secretary Noem." It should always be "dog shooter Kristi Noem."
Not "Tusli Gabbard" but "Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard".
It should never be "Secretary Noem." It should always be "dog shooter Kristi Noem."
Not "Tusli Gabbard" but "Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard".
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Every now and then I remember a deli in San Antonio -- and I swear I am not making this up -- called "Sophie's Choice."
January 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Every now and then I remember a deli in San Antonio -- and I swear I am not making this up -- called "Sophie's Choice."
