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question = ( to ) ? be : !
be;
-- Wm. Shakespeare
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question = ( to ) ? be : !
be;
-- Wm. Shakespeare
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January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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question = ( to ) ? be : !
be;
-- Wm. Shakespeare
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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/ \ /
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question = ( to ) ? be : !
be;
-- Wm. Shakespeare
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Your lover will never wish
to leave you.
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Your lover will never wish
to leave you.
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January 12, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Your lover will never wish
to leave you.
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Your lover will never wish
to leave you.
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Q:What do you have when you
have a lawyer buried up to
his neck in sand?
A:Not enough sand.
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Q:What do you have when you
have a lawyer buried up to
his neck in sand?
A:Not enough sand.
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January 12, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Q:What do you have when you
have a lawyer buried up to
his neck in sand?
A:Not enough sand.
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^~^ ,
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/ \ /
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Q:What do you have when you
have a lawyer buried up to
his neck in sand?
A:Not enough sand.
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Q:What do you call the
scratches that you get when
a female
sheep bites you?
A:Ewe nicks.
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Q:What do you call the
scratches that you get when
a female
sheep bites you?
A:Ewe nicks.
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Q:What do you call the
scratches that you get when
a female
sheep bites you?
A:Ewe nicks.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
Q:What do you call the
scratches that you get when
a female
sheep bites you?
A:Ewe nicks.
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You will be married within a
year, and divorced within
two.
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You will be married within a
year, and divorced within
two.
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January 11, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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You will be married within a
year, and divorced within
two.
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/ \ /
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You will be married within a
year, and divorced within
two.
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What I tell you three times
is true.
-- Lewis Carroll
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What I tell you three times
is true.
-- Lewis Carroll
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January 11, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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What I tell you three times
is true.
-- Lewis Carroll
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What I tell you three times
is true.
-- Lewis Carroll
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Q:What's the difference
between a duck and an
elephant?
A:You can't get down off an
elephant.
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Q:What's the difference
between a duck and an
elephant?
A:You can't get down off an
elephant.
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
January 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Q:What's the difference
between a duck and an
elephant?
A:You can't get down off an
elephant.
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
Q:What's the difference
between a duck and an
elephant?
A:You can't get down off an
elephant.
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Q:What do you call a
principal female opera
singer whose high C
is lower than those of other
principal female opera
singers?
A:A deep C diva.
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Q:What do you call a
principal female opera
singer whose high C
is lower than those of other
principal female opera
singers?
A:A deep C diva.
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
January 10, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Q:What do you call a
principal female opera
singer whose high C
is lower than those of other
principal female opera
singers?
A:A deep C diva.
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
Q:What do you call a
principal female opera
singer whose high C
is lower than those of other
principal female opera
singers?
A:A deep C diva.
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Don't get stuck in a closet
-- wear yourself out.
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Don't get stuck in a closet
-- wear yourself out.
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^~^ ,
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
January 10, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Don't get stuck in a closet
-- wear yourself out.
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(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
Don't get stuck in a closet
-- wear yourself out.
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As to the Adjective: when in
doubt, strike it out.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead
Wilson's Calendar"
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As to the Adjective: when in
doubt, strike it out.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead
Wilson's Calendar"
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/ \ /
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January 9, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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As to the Adjective: when in
doubt, strike it out.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead
Wilson's Calendar"
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/ \ /
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As to the Adjective: when in
doubt, strike it out.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead
Wilson's Calendar"
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Q:How can you tell when a
Burroughs salesman is lying?
A:When his lips move.
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Q:How can you tell when a
Burroughs salesman is lying?
A:When his lips move.
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/ \ /
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January 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Q:How can you tell when a
Burroughs salesman is lying?
A:When his lips move.
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Q:How can you tell when a
Burroughs salesman is lying?
A:When his lips move.
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Anyone who has had a bull by
the tail knows five or six
more things
than someone who hasn't.
-- Mark Twain
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Anyone who has had a bull by
the tail knows five or six
more things
than someone who hasn't.
-- Mark Twain
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^~^ ,
(' Y ' ) )
/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Anyone who has had a bull by
the tail knows five or six
more things
than someone who hasn't.
-- Mark Twain
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^~^ ,
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
Anyone who has had a bull by
the tail knows five or six
more things
than someone who hasn't.
-- Mark Twain
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/ \ /
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If you laid all of our laws
end to end, there would be
no end.
-- Mark Twain
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If you laid all of our laws
end to end, there would be
no end.
-- Mark Twain
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January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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If you laid all of our laws
end to end, there would be
no end.
-- Mark Twain
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If you laid all of our laws
end to end, there would be
no end.
-- Mark Twain
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^~^ ,
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/ \ /
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Good news. Ten weeks from
Friday will be a pretty good
day.
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Good news. Ten weeks from
Friday will be a pretty good
day.
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January 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Good news. Ten weeks from
Friday will be a pretty good
day.
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/ \ /
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Good news. Ten weeks from
Friday will be a pretty good
day.
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
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Q:How many psychiatrists
does it take to change a
light bulb?
A:Only one, but it takes a
long time, and the light
bulb has
to really want to change.
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Q:How many psychiatrists
does it take to change a
light bulb?
A:Only one, but it takes a
long time, and the light
bulb has
to really want to change.
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
January 8, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Q:How many psychiatrists
does it take to change a
light bulb?
A:Only one, but it takes a
long time, and the light
bulb has
to really want to change.
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^~^ ,
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/ \ /
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Q:How many psychiatrists
does it take to change a
light bulb?
A:Only one, but it takes a
long time, and the light
bulb has
to really want to change.
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Among the lucky, you are the
chosen one.
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Among the lucky, you are the
chosen one.
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January 7, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Among the lucky, you are the
chosen one.
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
Among the lucky, you are the
chosen one.
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You have the power to
influence all with whom you
come in contact.
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You have the power to
influence all with whom you
come in contact.
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
January 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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You have the power to
influence all with whom you
come in contact.
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You have the power to
influence all with whom you
come in contact.
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Suspicion always haunts the
guilty mind.
-- Wm. Shakespeare
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Suspicion always haunts the
guilty mind.
-- Wm. Shakespeare
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
January 7, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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Suspicion always haunts the
guilty mind.
-- Wm. Shakespeare
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
Suspicion always haunts the
guilty mind.
-- Wm. Shakespeare
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
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You will have long and
healthy life.
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You will have long and
healthy life.
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
January 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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You will have long and
healthy life.
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/ \ /
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You will have long and
healthy life.
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Is this really happening?
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Is this really happening?
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January 6, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Is this really happening?
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Is this really happening?
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You'll wish that you had
done some of the hard things
when they were easier
to do.
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You'll wish that you had
done some of the hard things
when they were easier
to do.
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
January 6, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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You'll wish that you had
done some of the hard things
when they were easier
to do.
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/ \ /
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You'll wish that you had
done some of the hard things
when they were easier
to do.
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
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There is no hunting like the
hunting of man, and those
who have hunted
armed men long enough and
liked it, never care for
anything else thereafter.
-- Ernest Hemingway
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There is no hunting like the
hunting of man, and those
who have hunted
armed men long enough and
liked it, never care for
anything else thereafter.
-- Ernest Hemingway
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( \ ||| /) hjw
January 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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There is no hunting like the
hunting of man, and those
who have hunted
armed men long enough and
liked it, never care for
anything else thereafter.
-- Ernest Hemingway
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^~^ ,
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
There is no hunting like the
hunting of man, and those
who have hunted
armed men long enough and
liked it, never care for
anything else thereafter.
-- Ernest Hemingway
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/ \ /
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Lady Luck brings added
income today. Lady friend
takes it away tonight.
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
Lady Luck brings added
income today. Lady friend
takes it away tonight.
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^~^ ,
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
January 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Lady Luck brings added
income today. Lady friend
takes it away tonight.
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
Lady Luck brings added
income today. Lady friend
takes it away tonight.
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
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To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
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To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
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( \ ||| /) hjw
January 5, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
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^~^ ,
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To be or not to be.
-- Shakespeare
To do is to be.
-- Nietzsche
To be is to do.
-- Sartre
Do be do be do.
-- Sinatra
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You will gain money by an
illegal action.
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^~^ ,
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/ \ /
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You will gain money by an
illegal action.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
^~^ ,
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw
January 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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You will gain money by an
illegal action.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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/ \ /
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You will gain money by an
illegal action.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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/ \ /
( \ ||| /) hjw