min-maxing my stim medication like my life is a roguelike
March 26, 2024 at 9:56 PM
min-maxing my stim medication like my life is a roguelike
they don't make car alarms the way they used to
March 26, 2024 at 9:55 PM
they don't make car alarms the way they used to
ugh I miss him so much (he doesn't know I exist)
March 12, 2024 at 12:06 AM
ugh I miss him so much (he doesn't know I exist)
as a man why are you wearing men's deodorant?
March 12, 2024 at 12:05 AM
as a man why are you wearing men's deodorant?
just finished youtube
March 12, 2024 at 12:05 AM
just finished youtube
men will literally buy a new car instead of going to therapy
February 6, 2024 at 5:05 PM
men will literally buy a new car instead of going to therapy
every white boy got that one gildan shirt they don’t play about
December 14, 2023 at 7:38 PM
every white boy got that one gildan shirt they don’t play about
closing a door with your hips is gayer than gay sex
November 29, 2023 at 4:10 PM
closing a door with your hips is gayer than gay sex
girl at work called me sassy it is so over for me
November 21, 2023 at 3:03 PM
girl at work called me sassy it is so over for me
would anyone like to steal a 4090 for me for my birthday tomorrow?
November 5, 2023 at 5:32 PM
would anyone like to steal a 4090 for me for my birthday tomorrow?
everybody remembers that one person they locked eyes with in public and knew they were thinking the same thing as them
October 26, 2023 at 4:40 PM
everybody remembers that one person they locked eyes with in public and knew they were thinking the same thing as them
that discord DM notification startles me sometimes when I have headphones on
October 26, 2023 at 1:15 AM
that discord DM notification startles me sometimes when I have headphones on
I ask myself whether I care too much or others don't care enough a lot
October 19, 2023 at 1:03 AM
I ask myself whether I care too much or others don't care enough a lot
gonna start referring to weed and alcohol as social lubricants
October 18, 2023 at 9:47 PM
gonna start referring to weed and alcohol as social lubricants
Salty Spitoon scene from Spongebob but instead of comparing toughness they compare goon caves
October 17, 2023 at 5:45 PM
Salty Spitoon scene from Spongebob but instead of comparing toughness they compare goon caves
me the first time I took a stimulant and rubbed my prostate
October 16, 2023 at 9:46 PM
me the first time I took a stimulant and rubbed my prostate
ad revenue sucked the fun out of twitter every account with 5k+ followers just tweets out their idiotic “hot takes” to farm interactions
October 15, 2023 at 9:15 PM
ad revenue sucked the fun out of twitter every account with 5k+ followers just tweets out their idiotic “hot takes” to farm interactions
growing up means saying photo instead of picture
October 13, 2023 at 2:43 PM
growing up means saying photo instead of picture
any person who ends their text with a double exclamation point is not straight!!
October 13, 2023 at 12:29 PM
any person who ends their text with a double exclamation point is not straight!!
Apple should steal Nvidia’s frame generation technology so I can watch yaoi in 120 fps on my phone
October 9, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Apple should steal Nvidia’s frame generation technology so I can watch yaoi in 120 fps on my phone
if loitering is so bad then why do I enjoy doing it so much?
September 26, 2023 at 11:17 PM
if loitering is so bad then why do I enjoy doing it so much?
BREAKING: White House announces Joe Biden will be dropping out of the 2024 Democratic presidential primary and endorsing Olivia Rodrigo
September 25, 2023 at 12:09 AM
BREAKING: White House announces Joe Biden will be dropping out of the 2024 Democratic presidential primary and endorsing Olivia Rodrigo
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-adderall
September 16, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-adderall
I'm kinda like if >:3 was a person
September 9, 2023 at 10:30 PM
I'm kinda like if >:3 was a person