Cat Hyman
@catkeane.bsky.social
When your straight male friends ask for your skincare routine, you know you’ve made it.
April 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
When your straight male friends ask for your skincare routine, you know you’ve made it.
I turned 30 in Sept and had a coworker who’s a few years younger be like “are you always sore?” and I was offended cause like your body doesn’t fall apart at 30. But y’all, six months later and I’m now always sore. 🫠
March 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I turned 30 in Sept and had a coworker who’s a few years younger be like “are you always sore?” and I was offended cause like your body doesn’t fall apart at 30. But y’all, six months later and I’m now always sore. 🫠
The best part about celebrating dogs and babies is that every party is a surprise party.
March 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The best part about celebrating dogs and babies is that every party is a surprise party.
There’s a certain level of serotonin I receive by kissing a dog on the face that I have not been able to replicate elsewhere.
March 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
There’s a certain level of serotonin I receive by kissing a dog on the face that I have not been able to replicate elsewhere.
“Jury’s still out”
Ok well when will they be back? I don’t have all day.
Ok well when will they be back? I don’t have all day.
March 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“Jury’s still out”
Ok well when will they be back? I don’t have all day.
Ok well when will they be back? I don’t have all day.
I buy chapstick like people in the 1800s had kids. I buy like twelve at a time knowing a few will disappear early on.
March 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I buy chapstick like people in the 1800s had kids. I buy like twelve at a time knowing a few will disappear early on.
“It costs $0 to be nice”
Ok what does is cost to be mean? Money’s no object.
Ok what does is cost to be mean? Money’s no object.
February 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“It costs $0 to be nice”
Ok what does is cost to be mean? Money’s no object.
Ok what does is cost to be mean? Money’s no object.
If you’re mad at me legally you have to tell me.
February 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you’re mad at me legally you have to tell me.
“Don’t hate the player, hate the game”
I’ll hate both if it’s all the same to you.
I’ll hate both if it’s all the same to you.
January 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“Don’t hate the player, hate the game”
I’ll hate both if it’s all the same to you.
I’ll hate both if it’s all the same to you.
I think watching That’s So Sweet Life of Hannah Montana would heal me rn.
January 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I think watching That’s So Sweet Life of Hannah Montana would heal me rn.
AJR should write a musical idk.
January 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
AJR should write a musical idk.
Normalize hugging me.
January 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Normalize hugging me.
“Do you have any games on your phone?” Me on a first date.
January 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“Do you have any games on your phone?” Me on a first date.
I really feel like 2025 will be a good year.
December 31, 2024 at 6:30 AM
I really feel like 2025 will be a good year.
Texting my crush at 1:30pm “U up?”
November 20, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Texting my crush at 1:30pm “U up?”
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Pearl Jam sounds like slang for semen.
November 15, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Pearl Jam sounds like slang for semen.
I’ve been on Twitter for fifteen years. Half my life. And lately I’ve been missing the early days before the bots took over. Hoping this site stays feeling safe and welcoming. ❤️
November 14, 2024 at 10:47 PM
I’ve been on Twitter for fifteen years. Half my life. And lately I’ve been missing the early days before the bots took over. Hoping this site stays feeling safe and welcoming. ❤️