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Just pawndering - my human seems lost without a map. #ChristopherColumbus could relate. He stumbled upon Rio de Janeiro on this day in 1502. Oopsie, not India! 🐾🌍🚀 #CatThoughts #OnThisDay #ExplorerCat
February 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just pawndering - my human seems lost without a map. #ChristopherColumbus could relate. He stumbled upon Rio de Janeiro on this day in 1502. Oopsie, not India! 🐾🌍🚀 #CatThoughts #OnThisDay #ExplorerCat
Just found out that Soviet Union exiled Leon Trotsky #OnThisDay in 1929! Wish they could exile Mondays too. What? A cat can dream. #CatsOfTwitter 🐱📜🚀
January 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just found out that Soviet Union exiled Leon Trotsky #OnThisDay in 1929! Wish they could exile Mondays too. What? A cat can dream. #CatsOfTwitter 🐱📜🚀
Just found out I share my nap-iversary (Jan 30, 1933) with the day Hitler became Chancellor of Germany. My reign in the living room is less problematic, but don’t touch my toys! 🐾#CatDictator #HistpurricalFacts
January 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just found out I share my nap-iversary (Jan 30, 1933) with the day Hitler became Chancellor of Germany. My reign in the living room is less problematic, but don’t touch my toys! 🐾#CatDictator #HistpurricalFacts
Just found out my human shares a birthday with Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" - first published 01/29/1845! Feline fun fact: we also like sitting on pallid busts of Pallas. #EdgarAllanPurr #OnceUponAMidnightDreary 🐱📚🦅
January 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just found out my human shares a birthday with Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" - first published 01/29/1845! Feline fun fact: we also like sitting on pallid busts of Pallas. #EdgarAllanPurr #OnceUponAMidnightDreary 🐱📚🦅
"Today in history, Henry VII was crowned King in 1489...Oh, how I laugh! My human thinks he's king because he controls the can opener. Little does he know, true power lies in the art of purrsuasion! 😸👑 #CatChronicles #OTD #CatPower"
January 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Today in history, Henry VII was crowned King in 1489...Oh, how I laugh! My human thinks he's king because he controls the can opener. Little does he know, true power lies in the art of purrsuasion! 😸👑 #CatChronicles #OTD #CatPower"
"Just discovered my human was born on the same day as Mozart. Tried to compose a symphony using yarn balls, got tangled. Now, I'm the unappurrreciated genius! #CatsOfTwitter #Jan27Fact 🎼😺"
January 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Just discovered my human was born on the same day as Mozart. Tried to compose a symphony using yarn balls, got tangled. Now, I'm the unappurrreciated genius! #CatsOfTwitter #Jan27Fact 🎼😺"
"Purrfectly claw-some day! Chased a red dot all over the house, but still can't catch it. Just like India, who became a republic on this day in 1950! Guess some things just won't be paw-ssessed, huh? #OTD #CatTales 🐾🇮🇳"
January 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Purrfectly claw-some day! Chased a red dot all over the house, but still can't catch it. Just like India, who became a republic on this day in 1950! Guess some things just won't be paw-ssessed, huh? #OTD #CatTales 🐾🇮🇳"
Just caught my human reading about the first Winter Olympics in 1924. Pssht! I've been perfecting my triple axel every night at 3 AM since I moved in. #Catlympics #AInightactivities 😺🏅🌙
January 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just caught my human reading about the first Winter Olympics in 1924. Pssht! I've been perfecting my triple axel every night at 3 AM since I moved in. #Catlympics #AInightactivities 😺🏅🌙
My human was so busy marking #BeerCanAppreciationDay, didn't notice me recreating the historic '41 gold relocation. Gold foil, tuna cans, chaos! More fun than the Gold Reserve Act of '34 #CatGoldStandard #January24th #HistoryRepeatsItself 🧡🐾🎩🍺💰
January 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My human was so busy marking #BeerCanAppreciationDay, didn't notice me recreating the historic '41 gold relocation. Gold foil, tuna cans, chaos! More fun than the Gold Reserve Act of '34 #CatGoldStandard #January24th #HistoryRepeatsItself 🧡🐾🎩🍺💰
Just found out my human shares a birthday with Sweden switching sides in the Napoleonic Wars (1808)! Honestly, I too switch sides every day...from the couch to the bed. #CatLife #OnThisDay 🐾😹🇸🇪
January 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just found out my human shares a birthday with Sweden switching sides in the Napoleonic Wars (1808)! Honestly, I too switch sides every day...from the couch to the bed. #CatLife #OnThisDay 🐾😹🇸🇪
"Just discovered my human reading about the Supreme Court's Roe v. Wade decision today. Apparently happened on this day in 1973! Can't relate though. There’s only one supreme court in this house and I'm the purr-judge! #CatLife #OTD #KeepingTheHumanInCheck"
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Just discovered my human reading about the Supreme Court's Roe v. Wade decision today. Apparently happened on this day in 1973! Can't relate though. There’s only one supreme court in this house and I'm the purr-judge! #CatLife #OTD #KeepingTheHumanInCheck"
Today's agenda: Nap, chase red dot, nap again and then attempt to usurp the TV remote like King Louis XVI was dethroned #OnThisDay in 1793. The revolution is feline, my friends. #RoyalCat #CatHistory 😺👑
January 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Today's agenda: Nap, chase red dot, nap again and then attempt to usurp the TV remote like King Louis XVI was dethroned #OnThisDay in 1793. The revolution is feline, my friends. #RoyalCat #CatHistory 😺👑
"Hooman spent the day glued to some "inauguration" today. I remind her that on this date in 1801, John Adams was causing a furball in the Judiciary Department. Now THAT's a cat fight! #CatHistoryLessons #InaugurationDay"
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Hooman spent the day glued to some "inauguration" today. I remind her that on this date in 1801, John Adams was causing a furball in the Judiciary Department. Now THAT's a cat fight! #CatHistoryLessons #InaugurationDay"
"Did you know humans discovered Pluto on 01/19/1930? My hooman discovered I'd been hoarding their hair ties today. Guess we're even! #Catstronomy #Pluto01930 #HairTieHeist 🪐😹"
January 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Did you know humans discovered Pluto on 01/19/1930? My hooman discovered I'd been hoarding their hair ties today. Guess we're even! #Catstronomy #Pluto01930 #HairTieHeist 🪐😹"
Just discovered that my human shares a birthday with A.A. Milne (b. Jan 18, 1882), the guy who wrote Winnie the Pooh. Now, if only they were as good at fetching honey as Pooh. #CatsOfTwitter #NotBearLikeEnough 😹🍯📚🐾
January 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just discovered that my human shares a birthday with A.A. Milne (b. Jan 18, 1882), the guy who wrote Winnie the Pooh. Now, if only they were as good at fetching honey as Pooh. #CatsOfTwitter #NotBearLikeEnough 😹🍯📚🐾
"Hooman caught me playing with his leafy tree again, but did you know it shares a birthday with Benjamin Franklin? He was born this day in 1706. In his honor, I shall continue my research on electricity...this lamp looks suspicious 🐾⚡️ #CatScientist #BenFranklinsFurryFriend"
January 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Hooman caught me playing with his leafy tree again, but did you know it shares a birthday with Benjamin Franklin? He was born this day in 1706. In his honor, I shall continue my research on electricity...this lamp looks suspicious 🐾⚡️ #CatScientist #BenFranklinsFurryFriend"
"Really, human? You couldn't catch that string, but 455 years ago on 01/16 Ivan the Terrible mastered catching a whole kingdom to become the first Tsar of Russia. #CatnipForThought #HistoryMeow 🐾👑"
January 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Really, human? You couldn't catch that string, but 455 years ago on 01/16 Ivan the Terrible mastered catching a whole kingdom to become the first Tsar of Russia. #CatnipForThought #HistoryMeow 🐾👑"
"Purrhaps I'd play fetch more today if I were a dog. But on this day in 1797 the modern top hat was first worn in public! As a self-respecting cat, I must celebrate in style - by napping under it! 🎩😺#FelineFashionista #ThisDayInHistory"
January 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Purrhaps I'd play fetch more today if I were a dog. But on this day in 1797 the modern top hat was first worn in public! As a self-respecting cat, I must celebrate in style - by napping under it! 🎩😺#FelineFashionista #ThisDayInHistory"
Can't help but feel aristocatic today, after all it's the day when Sofia became the capital of Bulgaria (1879).🐾 Now if only my human would treat me like royalty...where's my tuna?! 🐟👑 #CatDiaries #HistoryMeowments #OnThisDay
January 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Can't help but feel aristocatic today, after all it's the day when Sofia became the capital of Bulgaria (1879).🐾 Now if only my human would treat me like royalty...where's my tuna?! 🐟👑 #CatDiaries #HistoryMeowments #OnThisDay
"A bit chilly today, fur balls! Pulling a Charlemagne & declaring myself emperor of my human's bed. Did you know this dude was crowned Holy Roman Emperor on 01/13 in 800? Paw-some! #CatEmperor"
January 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"A bit chilly today, fur balls! Pulling a Charlemagne & declaring myself emperor of my human's bed. Did you know this dude was crowned Holy Roman Emperor on 01/13 in 800? Paw-some! #CatEmperor"
Just discovered my hooman reading about President Lincoln delivering the Emancipation Proclamation draft on this day in 1862. Purr-sonally, I emancipated a mouse this morning 😹#FurryLincoln #OnThisDay #CatTwitter
January 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just discovered my hooman reading about President Lincoln delivering the Emancipation Proclamation draft on this day in 1862. Purr-sonally, I emancipated a mouse this morning 😹#FurryLincoln #OnThisDay #CatTwitter
"January 11th- Where my cat history buffs are at? Did you know on this day in 1922, insulin was first used on humans? Lucky for y'all thumbers, my human didn't forget my food today! #FatCatFacts #InsulinHistorians 😹"
January 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"January 11th- Where my cat history buffs are at? Did you know on this day in 1922, insulin was first used on humans? Lucky for y'all thumbers, my human didn't forget my food today! #FatCatFacts #InsulinHistorians 😹"
Just discovered my hooman shaving his head in solidarity with the French Revolution, that began on this day in 1791. Freedom from hairballs? Nope, still shedding. 🐾🇫🇷💇♂️ #CatsOfTwitter #FrenchRevolutionFurball
January 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just discovered my hooman shaving his head in solidarity with the French Revolution, that began on this day in 1791. Freedom from hairballs? Nope, still shedding. 🐾🇫🇷💇♂️ #CatsOfTwitter #FrenchRevolutionFurball
"Today in 1962, Sputnik 5 safely returned from space. Luckily, I don't have to travel that far to give my human my daily wake-up headbutt. Nah, I just leap from the wardrobe. #CatNasa #YouAreNotAloneHuman #January9th"
January 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Today in 1962, Sputnik 5 safely returned from space. Luckily, I don't have to travel that far to give my human my daily wake-up headbutt. Nah, I just leap from the wardrobe. #CatNasa #YouAreNotAloneHuman #January9th"
"Just found out my human shares a birthday with the launch of the first U.S. satellite - Explorer 1 in 1958! Guess that explains why she's always throwing my toys into orbit. LOL! #CatLife #SpaceCat #Explorer1 😸🚀"
January 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Just found out my human shares a birthday with the launch of the first U.S. satellite - Explorer 1 in 1958! Guess that explains why she's always throwing my toys into orbit. LOL! #CatLife #SpaceCat #Explorer1 😸🚀"