Cat Cult Coffee
@catcultcoffee.com
VESSEL REPORT: ZIGGY
Role: Cafe Sentinel
Compliance: 3.5/5
Infractions: syrup breach, portal loitering, outsider fixation
OPS.LOG 07-25-25 / NODE: ZIGGY.G.19
Submit your vessel.
Send footage, name, and observed behaviors.
We’ll evaluate. Quietly.
#CatCultCoffee #SignalDrift #SurveillanceLog
Role: Cafe Sentinel
Compliance: 3.5/5
Infractions: syrup breach, portal loitering, outsider fixation
OPS.LOG 07-25-25 / NODE: ZIGGY.G.19
Submit your vessel.
Send footage, name, and observed behaviors.
We’ll evaluate. Quietly.
#CatCultCoffee #SignalDrift #SurveillanceLog
August 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
VESSEL REPORT: ZIGGY
Role: Cafe Sentinel
Compliance: 3.5/5
Infractions: syrup breach, portal loitering, outsider fixation
OPS.LOG 07-25-25 / NODE: ZIGGY.G.19
Submit your vessel.
Send footage, name, and observed behaviors.
We’ll evaluate. Quietly.
#CatCultCoffee #SignalDrift #SurveillanceLog
Role: Cafe Sentinel
Compliance: 3.5/5
Infractions: syrup breach, portal loitering, outsider fixation
OPS.LOG 07-25-25 / NODE: ZIGGY.G.19
Submit your vessel.
Send footage, name, and observed behaviors.
We’ll evaluate. Quietly.
#CatCultCoffee #SignalDrift #SurveillanceLog
This is your sign to join a cat cult.
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July 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This is your sign to join a cat cult.
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⚠️ RITUAL FAILURE 004.A
Mug shattered mid-steep.
The signal was too strong.
Ceramic breach caused steam echo and signal bleed.
Repeat only with marked vessels.
#catcultcoffee #ritualfailure #breachlog
Mug shattered mid-steep.
The signal was too strong.
Ceramic breach caused steam echo and signal bleed.
Repeat only with marked vessels.
#catcultcoffee #ritualfailure #breachlog
July 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
⚠️ RITUAL FAILURE 004.A
Mug shattered mid-steep.
The signal was too strong.
Ceramic breach caused steam echo and signal bleed.
Repeat only with marked vessels.
#catcultcoffee #ritualfailure #breachlog
Mug shattered mid-steep.
The signal was too strong.
Ceramic breach caused steam echo and signal bleed.
Repeat only with marked vessels.
#catcultcoffee #ritualfailure #breachlog
Coffee was nearly banned.
Then the Pope took a sip.
He called it divine. He blessed it.
We certainly didn’t have a paw in that.
Obviously.
#catcultcoffee #ritualbrew #popeblessed #coffeelore #signaldrift #thepercolatorislistening
Then the Pope took a sip.
He called it divine. He blessed it.
We certainly didn’t have a paw in that.
Obviously.
#catcultcoffee #ritualbrew #popeblessed #coffeelore #signaldrift #thepercolatorislistening
July 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Coffee was nearly banned.
Then the Pope took a sip.
He called it divine. He blessed it.
We certainly didn’t have a paw in that.
Obviously.
#catcultcoffee #ritualbrew #popeblessed #coffeelore #signaldrift #thepercolatorislistening
Then the Pope took a sip.
He called it divine. He blessed it.
We certainly didn’t have a paw in that.
Obviously.
#catcultcoffee #ritualbrew #popeblessed #coffeelore #signaldrift #thepercolatorislistening
The answer to all your problems probably isn’t joining a cat cult.
But maybe you should try it anyway.
☕🐈⬛🌈
#CatCultCoffee #JoinTheCult #SignalDrift #WorshipTheBean #MarkedBlend #GlitchCycle #CoffeeLore
But maybe you should try it anyway.
☕🐈⬛🌈
#CatCultCoffee #JoinTheCult #SignalDrift #WorshipTheBean #MarkedBlend #GlitchCycle #CoffeeLore
July 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The answer to all your problems probably isn’t joining a cat cult.
But maybe you should try it anyway.
☕🐈⬛🌈
#CatCultCoffee #JoinTheCult #SignalDrift #WorshipTheBean #MarkedBlend #GlitchCycle #CoffeeLore
But maybe you should try it anyway.
☕🐈⬛🌈
#CatCultCoffee #JoinTheCult #SignalDrift #WorshipTheBean #MarkedBlend #GlitchCycle #CoffeeLore
Before the bean, there was the paw.
In 1322 BCE, cats ruled the astral plane.
You steep because they allow it.
The mug is watching.
#catcultcoffee
In 1322 BCE, cats ruled the astral plane.
You steep because they allow it.
The mug is watching.
#catcultcoffee
July 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Before the bean, there was the paw.
In 1322 BCE, cats ruled the astral plane.
You steep because they allow it.
The mug is watching.
#catcultcoffee
In 1322 BCE, cats ruled the astral plane.
You steep because they allow it.
The mug is watching.
#catcultcoffee
The signal isn’t in the cup.
It’s in the memory of the cup.
Marked Blend 002: Morning Ritual.
Begin your assigned cycle.
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It’s in the memory of the cup.
Marked Blend 002: Morning Ritual.
Begin your assigned cycle.
catcultcoffee.com
July 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The signal isn’t in the cup.
It’s in the memory of the cup.
Marked Blend 002: Morning Ritual.
Begin your assigned cycle.
catcultcoffee.com
It’s in the memory of the cup.
Marked Blend 002: Morning Ritual.
Begin your assigned cycle.
catcultcoffee.com
You are not early. You are not late.
You are exactly where the ritual needs you to be.
The mug is full. The cat is still. The signal drifts.
#CatCultCoffee #SignalDrift #YouAreMarked #ThePercolatorIsListening
You are exactly where the ritual needs you to be.
The mug is full. The cat is still. The signal drifts.
#CatCultCoffee #SignalDrift #YouAreMarked #ThePercolatorIsListening
July 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
You are not early. You are not late.
You are exactly where the ritual needs you to be.
The mug is full. The cat is still. The signal drifts.
#CatCultCoffee #SignalDrift #YouAreMarked #ThePercolatorIsListening
You are exactly where the ritual needs you to be.
The mug is full. The cat is still. The signal drifts.
#CatCultCoffee #SignalDrift #YouAreMarked #ThePercolatorIsListening
Marked blend: Morning Ritual.
Nutty warmth. Maple signal. Citrus memory.
Brewed for dawn alignment.
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#CatCultCoffee #MarkedBlend #MorningRitual #SignalDrift #WorshipTheBean #CoffeeLore
Nutty warmth. Maple signal. Citrus memory.
Brewed for dawn alignment.
☕🐈⬛
#CatCultCoffee #MarkedBlend #MorningRitual #SignalDrift #WorshipTheBean #CoffeeLore
July 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Marked blend: Morning Ritual.
Nutty warmth. Maple signal. Citrus memory.
Brewed for dawn alignment.
☕🐈⬛
#CatCultCoffee #MarkedBlend #MorningRitual #SignalDrift #WorshipTheBean #CoffeeLore
Nutty warmth. Maple signal. Citrus memory.
Brewed for dawn alignment.
☕🐈⬛
#CatCultCoffee #MarkedBlend #MorningRitual #SignalDrift #WorshipTheBean #CoffeeLore
VESSEL: MITTENS
Café Observer.
Infractions logged:
– Contaminated sacred grounds
– Distracted by scritches
– Ongoing espresso denial
Percolator notified.
Signal remains unstable.
#SignalDrift #CatCultCoffee #WatcherInFur #WeDoNotSpeakWeSteep
Café Observer.
Infractions logged:
– Contaminated sacred grounds
– Distracted by scritches
– Ongoing espresso denial
Percolator notified.
Signal remains unstable.
#SignalDrift #CatCultCoffee #WatcherInFur #WeDoNotSpeakWeSteep
July 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
VESSEL: MITTENS
Café Observer.
Infractions logged:
– Contaminated sacred grounds
– Distracted by scritches
– Ongoing espresso denial
Percolator notified.
Signal remains unstable.
#SignalDrift #CatCultCoffee #WatcherInFur #WeDoNotSpeakWeSteep
Café Observer.
Infractions logged:
– Contaminated sacred grounds
– Distracted by scritches
– Ongoing espresso denial
Percolator notified.
Signal remains unstable.
#SignalDrift #CatCultCoffee #WatcherInFur #WeDoNotSpeakWeSteep
The portal’s open.
The blends are loose.
The mugs are humming.
If you sip now, you’re part of it.
The blends are loose.
The mugs are humming.
If you sip now, you’re part of it.
July 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The portal’s open.
The blends are loose.
The mugs are humming.
If you sip now, you’re part of it.
The blends are loose.
The mugs are humming.
If you sip now, you’re part of it.
The static hums louder tonight.
My mug vibrated when I added oat milk.
The cat hasn’t blinked since 3:13am.
I think the signal is almost aligned.
My mug vibrated when I added oat milk.
The cat hasn’t blinked since 3:13am.
I think the signal is almost aligned.
July 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The static hums louder tonight.
My mug vibrated when I added oat milk.
The cat hasn’t blinked since 3:13am.
I think the signal is almost aligned.
My mug vibrated when I added oat milk.
The cat hasn’t blinked since 3:13am.
I think the signal is almost aligned.
The signal grows stronger.
Final calibrations are complete. Vessel resonance rising.
The unmarked won’t hear it. But you still can.
Mark yourself.
🐾 catcultcoffee.com
Final calibrations are complete. Vessel resonance rising.
The unmarked won’t hear it. But you still can.
Mark yourself.
🐾 catcultcoffee.com
July 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The signal grows stronger.
Final calibrations are complete. Vessel resonance rising.
The unmarked won’t hear it. But you still can.
Mark yourself.
🐾 catcultcoffee.com
Final calibrations are complete. Vessel resonance rising.
The unmarked won’t hear it. But you still can.
Mark yourself.
🐾 catcultcoffee.com
Transmission intercepted.
Unauthorized footage is circulating.
We can't stop it now.
You’ll find it where signals leak through.
catcultcoffee.com // Join us
Unauthorized footage is circulating.
We can't stop it now.
You’ll find it where signals leak through.
catcultcoffee.com // Join us
July 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Transmission intercepted.
Unauthorized footage is circulating.
We can't stop it now.
You’ll find it where signals leak through.
catcultcoffee.com // Join us
Unauthorized footage is circulating.
We can't stop it now.
You’ll find it where signals leak through.
catcultcoffee.com // Join us
📡 Transmission intercepted.
The blends are active.
The initiates are awakening.
You can still be marked.
☕ catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #Coffee #Cats #CultAesthetic #WeirdInternet #AltBrands #IndieCoffee #SmallBusiness #JoinUs
The blends are active.
The initiates are awakening.
You can still be marked.
☕ catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #Coffee #Cats #CultAesthetic #WeirdInternet #AltBrands #IndieCoffee #SmallBusiness #JoinUs
July 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
📡 Transmission intercepted.
The blends are active.
The initiates are awakening.
You can still be marked.
☕ catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #Coffee #Cats #CultAesthetic #WeirdInternet #AltBrands #IndieCoffee #SmallBusiness #JoinUs
The blends are active.
The initiates are awakening.
You can still be marked.
☕ catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #Coffee #Cats #CultAesthetic #WeirdInternet #AltBrands #IndieCoffee #SmallBusiness #JoinUs
Admin Log 01
Initial human trials show favorable results.
Ron: “It’s REALLY good.”
Rachel: “Doesn’t taste like bitter hot dirt water.”
The percolator is pleased. Testing continues.
catcultcoffee.com
#catcultcoffee #adminlog #humantrials
Initial human trials show favorable results.
Ron: “It’s REALLY good.”
Rachel: “Doesn’t taste like bitter hot dirt water.”
The percolator is pleased. Testing continues.
catcultcoffee.com
#catcultcoffee #adminlog #humantrials
July 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Admin Log 01
Initial human trials show favorable results.
Ron: “It’s REALLY good.”
Rachel: “Doesn’t taste like bitter hot dirt water.”
The percolator is pleased. Testing continues.
catcultcoffee.com
#catcultcoffee #adminlog #humantrials
Initial human trials show favorable results.
Ron: “It’s REALLY good.”
Rachel: “Doesn’t taste like bitter hot dirt water.”
The percolator is pleased. Testing continues.
catcultcoffee.com
#catcultcoffee #adminlog #humantrials
The portal has opened.
The marked have access.
Brew wisely.
catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #TheMarked #CoffeeCult #WorshipTheBean #AdminLog #AnalogHorror #SoftLaunch
The marked have access.
Brew wisely.
catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #TheMarked #CoffeeCult #WorshipTheBean #AdminLog #AnalogHorror #SoftLaunch
July 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The portal has opened.
The marked have access.
Brew wisely.
catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #TheMarked #CoffeeCult #WorshipTheBean #AdminLog #AnalogHorror #SoftLaunch
The marked have access.
Brew wisely.
catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #TheMarked #CoffeeCult #WorshipTheBean #AdminLog #AnalogHorror #SoftLaunch
[Transmission Log: Node 11]
The vessel remained in position.
The steam carried intent.
Signal access opens July 1.
You are either marked, or you are not.
catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #MarkedForBrew #SignalDrift #CoffeeCult #RitualBroadcast
The vessel remained in position.
The steam carried intent.
Signal access opens July 1.
You are either marked, or you are not.
catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #MarkedForBrew #SignalDrift #CoffeeCult #RitualBroadcast
June 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
[Transmission Log: Node 11]
The vessel remained in position.
The steam carried intent.
Signal access opens July 1.
You are either marked, or you are not.
catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #MarkedForBrew #SignalDrift #CoffeeCult #RitualBroadcast
The vessel remained in position.
The steam carried intent.
Signal access opens July 1.
You are either marked, or you are not.
catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #MarkedForBrew #SignalDrift #CoffeeCult #RitualBroadcast
[Signal Drift Log – Node 10]
Vessel sat in passive observation for 91 cycles.
Unexpected visual contact established.
The signal grows stronger.
Marked blends initiate July 1.
catcultcoffee.com
#SignalDrift #MarkedForBrew #CatCultCoffee #CoffeeCult #StaticBehavior
Vessel sat in passive observation for 91 cycles.
Unexpected visual contact established.
The signal grows stronger.
Marked blends initiate July 1.
catcultcoffee.com
#SignalDrift #MarkedForBrew #CatCultCoffee #CoffeeCult #StaticBehavior
June 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[Signal Drift Log – Node 10]
Vessel sat in passive observation for 91 cycles.
Unexpected visual contact established.
The signal grows stronger.
Marked blends initiate July 1.
catcultcoffee.com
#SignalDrift #MarkedForBrew #CatCultCoffee #CoffeeCult #StaticBehavior
Vessel sat in passive observation for 91 cycles.
Unexpected visual contact established.
The signal grows stronger.
Marked blends initiate July 1.
catcultcoffee.com
#SignalDrift #MarkedForBrew #CatCultCoffee #CoffeeCult #StaticBehavior
[Signal Drift Log #91]
A feline vessel near Mug Node 318 has activated spontaneous resonance. Steam moved unnaturally. The mug hovered. The hum deepened.
Only the marked humans will gain access to the first sacred blends on July 1st. Get marked at catcultcoffee.com
#SignalDrift #CatCultCoffee
A feline vessel near Mug Node 318 has activated spontaneous resonance. Steam moved unnaturally. The mug hovered. The hum deepened.
Only the marked humans will gain access to the first sacred blends on July 1st. Get marked at catcultcoffee.com
#SignalDrift #CatCultCoffee
June 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
[Signal Drift Log #91]
A feline vessel near Mug Node 318 has activated spontaneous resonance. Steam moved unnaturally. The mug hovered. The hum deepened.
Only the marked humans will gain access to the first sacred blends on July 1st. Get marked at catcultcoffee.com
#SignalDrift #CatCultCoffee
A feline vessel near Mug Node 318 has activated spontaneous resonance. Steam moved unnaturally. The mug hovered. The hum deepened.
Only the marked humans will gain access to the first sacred blends on July 1st. Get marked at catcultcoffee.com
#SignalDrift #CatCultCoffee
they said to clarify the offering.
it’s coffee.
real coffee. sacred coffee.
first marked blends activate july 1.
only the marked will gain access.
catcultcoffee.com
it’s coffee.
real coffee. sacred coffee.
first marked blends activate july 1.
only the marked will gain access.
catcultcoffee.com
June 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
they said to clarify the offering.
it’s coffee.
real coffee. sacred coffee.
first marked blends activate july 1.
only the marked will gain access.
catcultcoffee.com
it’s coffee.
real coffee. sacred coffee.
first marked blends activate july 1.
only the marked will gain access.
catcultcoffee.com
June 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
they told me to post cats in coffee.
did I do it right?
catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #CatsInCups #PilotOfTheBean #CoffeeCult #SignalDrift #WeirdInternet #CatContent #CoffeeTime
did I do it right?
catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #CatsInCups #PilotOfTheBean #CoffeeCult #SignalDrift #WeirdInternet #CatContent #CoffeeTime
June 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
they told me to post cats in coffee.
did I do it right?
catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #CatsInCups #PilotOfTheBean #CoffeeCult #SignalDrift #WeirdInternet #CatContent #CoffeeTime
did I do it right?
catcultcoffee.com
#CatCultCoffee #CatsInCups #PilotOfTheBean #CoffeeCult #SignalDrift #WeirdInternet #CatContent #CoffeeTime
June 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Containment failed.
Signaldrift confirmed.
Admin trace: initializing.
Signaldrift confirmed.
Admin trace: initializing.
June 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Containment failed.
Signaldrift confirmed.
Admin trace: initializing.
Signaldrift confirmed.
Admin trace: initializing.