catch_smiley
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I may grow old, but refuse to grow up
Me as a teenager: “Jon Lovitz must’ve been about 50 in his episode of Seinfeld”
Me now looking up Jon Lovitz: “shit, he was about my age now” 😒
Me now looking up Jon Lovitz: “shit, he was about my age now” 😒
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Me as a teenager: “Jon Lovitz must’ve been about 50 in his episode of Seinfeld”
Me now looking up Jon Lovitz: “shit, he was about my age now” 😒
Me now looking up Jon Lovitz: “shit, he was about my age now” 😒
Ugh, reruns of Seinfeld were supposed to start at 12:00……running 30mins behind 😒
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Ugh, reruns of Seinfeld were supposed to start at 12:00……running 30mins behind 😒
Me watching a movie with my beautiful girlfriend that has James Marsden in it. “I hope this isn’t gay, but I don’t like James Marsden because he’s too damn good looking”……I mean, come on, am I wrong?
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Me watching a movie with my beautiful girlfriend that has James Marsden in it. “I hope this isn’t gay, but I don’t like James Marsden because he’s too damn good looking”……I mean, come on, am I wrong?
Superman is the best movie to come out in years
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Superman is the best movie to come out in years
I keep forgetting this app exists. Make it more entertaining!
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I keep forgetting this app exists. Make it more entertaining!
Never take my suggestions on video games. There was a time in the mid-late 2010s when Fallout 4, Spider-Man, and Red Dead Redemption II came out and I’ve refused to play anything else since.
Can’t believe it’s been 10 years since Fallout 4 came out 🤯
Can’t believe it’s been 10 years since Fallout 4 came out 🤯
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Never take my suggestions on video games. There was a time in the mid-late 2010s when Fallout 4, Spider-Man, and Red Dead Redemption II came out and I’ve refused to play anything else since.
Can’t believe it’s been 10 years since Fallout 4 came out 🤯
Can’t believe it’s been 10 years since Fallout 4 came out 🤯
I always forget that The Drew Carey Show is actually pretty funny
October 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I always forget that The Drew Carey Show is actually pretty funny
I’ve watched more baseball on TV tonight than any any other point this season. Partly because it’s on antenna tv, partly because extra innings without a ghost runner is awesome!
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I’ve watched more baseball on TV tonight than any any other point this season. Partly because it’s on antenna tv, partly because extra innings without a ghost runner is awesome!
Arguing with strangers on the internet about politics is lame as fuck. Arguing with strangers on the internet about who is the bigger HOF snub between Andruw Jones and Jim Edmonds is lit as fuck.
October 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Arguing with strangers on the internet about politics is lame as fuck. Arguing with strangers on the internet about who is the bigger HOF snub between Andruw Jones and Jim Edmonds is lit as fuck.
Pop Paramore > rock(punk?) Paramore
September 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Pop Paramore > rock(punk?) Paramore
Drank two bottles of wine tonight…..regretting not buying a third.
September 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Drank two bottles of wine tonight…..regretting not buying a third.
Hot take: the finale of Seinfeld is great!
September 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Hot take: the finale of Seinfeld is great!
In case you were wondering, I can still do 20 pushups. Although it’s not with ease anymore, my left shoulder is a bit sore afterwards…..like the great Blink 182 said “I guess this is getting old”
September 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
In case you were wondering, I can still do 20 pushups. Although it’s not with ease anymore, my left shoulder is a bit sore afterwards…..like the great Blink 182 said “I guess this is getting old”
Although, I’ve also read that the next generation is not a bunch of drunks….and that hurts my heart.
September 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Although, I’ve also read that the next generation is not a bunch of drunks….and that hurts my heart.
So now I’m playing all the big club songs from our time, Party Rock, Dynamite, I Gotta Feeling, Tik Tok….and telling Lisa if we played these songs, our Gen Z neighbors would’ve drink with us
September 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
So now I’m playing all the big club songs from our time, Party Rock, Dynamite, I Gotta Feeling, Tik Tok….and telling Lisa if we played these songs, our Gen Z neighbors would’ve drink with us
Our early mid-20s neighbors come home, I tell my beautiful girlfriend to play LMAFO’s iconic anthem Party Rock to impress them and make them want to have a drink with us. She doesn’t and thinks it’s lame…and they refuse to have a drink with us. Coincidence? Nah
September 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Our early mid-20s neighbors come home, I tell my beautiful girlfriend to play LMAFO’s iconic anthem Party Rock to impress them and make them want to have a drink with us. She doesn’t and thinks it’s lame…and they refuse to have a drink with us. Coincidence? Nah
I have no idea what’s going on, but you nerds keep talking about video games and refuse to play the greatest game of all time (RDR2) because you’re fucking nerds and can’t comprehend that a cowboy game is better than your shitty anime games…..fucking nerds.
August 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I have no idea what’s going on, but you nerds keep talking about video games and refuse to play the greatest game of all time (RDR2) because you’re fucking nerds and can’t comprehend that a cowboy game is better than your shitty anime games…..fucking nerds.
A normal sized bottle of wine isn’t enough. I always wish I had a bigger bottle, or better yet a box
August 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
A normal sized bottle of wine isn’t enough. I always wish I had a bigger bottle, or better yet a box
Modern Marvels is the best non-comedy show basic cable ever produced. I’ll watch this shit all day.
July 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Modern Marvels is the best non-comedy show basic cable ever produced. I’ll watch this shit all day.
I miss seeing pitchers hit homers
July 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I miss seeing pitchers hit homers
Children under ten should not be allowed in restaurants.
June 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Children under ten should not be allowed in restaurants.
Could you imagine if watching TV back a long time ago and seeing Picard become a Borg in a brand new episode on a 24” tube TV? I bet that shit was WILD! People at work the next day were all like “duuuude, Picard a member of the Borg!? Resistance is futile”
June 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Could you imagine if watching TV back a long time ago and seeing Picard become a Borg in a brand new episode on a 24” tube TV? I bet that shit was WILD! People at work the next day were all like “duuuude, Picard a member of the Borg!? Resistance is futile”
Less bullshit and more beer, fajitas, and pop punk
June 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Less bullshit and more beer, fajitas, and pop punk