Wow, hats off to the folks at Temu for really embracing our local culture?

Culturally accurate work from #duolingo

Update: it’s drizzling

Please enjoy this image of my dog dissociating in a laundry hamper

8yo: I would like to be a big brother I think.
Me: Sorry dude, can’t help you with that one.
8yo: Oh that’s right, you’ve been desexed.

#didntevengetaneartattoo

Why do the cats on Kmart pet product packaging look like vessels for the souls of traumatised Victorian orphans?

If graphic designers went on strike, would their banners be really awesome? Or would they be deliberately terrible, with shit kerning and comic sans?

[7yo going through the Scholastic book club catalogue]

Him: Ooh, How to Speak Dog! It comes with a dog training whistle. I can learn to be a dog trainer!

Me: Yeah, you’re not having anything that comes with a whistle.

Him: You don’t want to crush my dreams, do you?