Catarn
@catarn.orderofgamemasters.com
They/Them
Want to play Pathfinder 2e, World of Darkness, or CAIN games? Check out what I'm running here: https://startplaying.games/gm/catarn
Want to play Pathfinder 2e, World of Darkness, or CAIN games? Check out what I'm running here: https://startplaying.games/gm/catarn
The Basmu with the new Dreadful Killshot mod is uh... pretty great. Stack it with Primary Crux and you got yourself a nasty status gun.
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The Basmu with the new Dreadful Killshot mod is uh... pretty great. Stack it with Primary Crux and you got yourself a nasty status gun.
To whoever got stuck under the pipes on the Dam in ARC Raiders, just know it was a harrowing experience to mercy kill you.
Good luck on your future runs, Raider.
Good luck on your future runs, Raider.
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
To whoever got stuck under the pipes on the Dam in ARC Raiders, just know it was a harrowing experience to mercy kill you.
Good luck on your future runs, Raider.
Good luck on your future runs, Raider.
Hey! Did you know I run games on StartPlaying? I am currently offering Vampire: the Masquerade (v20) and CAIN games, just 15 dollars a session! Got questions? Feel free to DM me.
Check it them out here: startplaying.games/gm/catarn
Check it them out here: startplaying.games/gm/catarn
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Hey! Did you know I run games on StartPlaying? I am currently offering Vampire: the Masquerade (v20) and CAIN games, just 15 dollars a session! Got questions? Feel free to DM me.
Check it them out here: startplaying.games/gm/catarn
Check it them out here: startplaying.games/gm/catarn
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dudes will play nothing but rocket league and 2k and then have the gall to claim ladies who play stardew valley and marvel rivals aren't real gamers
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
dudes will play nothing but rocket league and 2k and then have the gall to claim ladies who play stardew valley and marvel rivals aren't real gamers
Started working on Pathfinder 2e stuff this morning and then suddenly found myself working on CAIN again. It wasn't even a conscious choice!
October 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Started working on Pathfinder 2e stuff this morning and then suddenly found myself working on CAIN again. It wasn't even a conscious choice!
Got inspired by the Auditor sin from Marching Ever Onward, a 3rd party book for CAIN. Auditors go back in time and attempt to fix the things that cause the host trauma, ending in erasing itself causing a massive bootstrap paradox.
This one is code named "Love Shack"
This one is code named "Love Shack"
October 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Got inspired by the Auditor sin from Marching Ever Onward, a 3rd party book for CAIN. Auditors go back in time and attempt to fix the things that cause the host trauma, ending in erasing itself causing a massive bootstrap paradox.
This one is code named "Love Shack"
This one is code named "Love Shack"
Staring at a blank page can be so much, especially if you're writing about yourself.
October 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Staring at a blank page can be so much, especially if you're writing about yourself.
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Coming up we have two very different & fun games being run by awesome Order members:
Die Laughing by @nerdburgercraig.bsky.social is a GMless game putting us in a Horror Comedy Movie,
& a slightly tweaked D&D 2014 Murder Mystery One-Shot!
TTRPG Dungeon Masters, come be a player for once!
Die Laughing by @nerdburgercraig.bsky.social is a GMless game putting us in a Horror Comedy Movie,
& a slightly tweaked D&D 2014 Murder Mystery One-Shot!
TTRPG Dungeon Masters, come be a player for once!
October 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Coming up we have two very different & fun games being run by awesome Order members:
Die Laughing by @nerdburgercraig.bsky.social is a GMless game putting us in a Horror Comedy Movie,
& a slightly tweaked D&D 2014 Murder Mystery One-Shot!
TTRPG Dungeon Masters, come be a player for once!
Die Laughing by @nerdburgercraig.bsky.social is a GMless game putting us in a Horror Comedy Movie,
& a slightly tweaked D&D 2014 Murder Mystery One-Shot!
TTRPG Dungeon Masters, come be a player for once!
Looking over a CAIN hunt notes and laughing how the Domains tell their own story with the order I wrote them in:
Making Friends With the Abattoir, Gently Rolling Down the Slope of the Abyss, Crumbling Into the Darkling Womb
Making Friends With the Abattoir, Gently Rolling Down the Slope of the Abyss, Crumbling Into the Darkling Womb
October 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Looking over a CAIN hunt notes and laughing how the Domains tell their own story with the order I wrote them in:
Making Friends With the Abattoir, Gently Rolling Down the Slope of the Abyss, Crumbling Into the Darkling Womb
Making Friends With the Abattoir, Gently Rolling Down the Slope of the Abyss, Crumbling Into the Darkling Womb
Going back over a hunt for CAIN and going, "wow this is tragic," is probably a good sign...
September 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Going back over a hunt for CAIN and going, "wow this is tragic," is probably a good sign...
Thanks to everyone who answered my call for an artist! I am pouring over responses and filtering out bots. If you said something, I'll respond as soon as I can.
September 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Thanks to everyone who answered my call for an artist! I am pouring over responses and filtering out bots. If you said something, I'll respond as soon as I can.
I am looking to commission someone for some horror manga style pieces for some CAIN games I'm running. Monsters, specifically. Likely one to start and more needed later. If anyone knows someone, point them my way!
September 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I am looking to commission someone for some horror manga style pieces for some CAIN games I'm running. Monsters, specifically. Likely one to start and more needed later. If anyone knows someone, point them my way!
More CAIN location splashes. I haven't been this obsessed with making scenarios for a long time. It feels so good to be writing and making for TTRPGs again. Thanks for making weird shit.
September 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
More CAIN location splashes. I haven't been this obsessed with making scenarios for a long time. It feels so good to be writing and making for TTRPGs again. Thanks for making weird shit.
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Working on the mission status page for running CAIN. This game has taken over my brain.
So it goes.
So it goes.
September 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Working on the mission status page for running CAIN. This game has taken over my brain.
So it goes.
So it goes.
Trying to get the stupid Yargle event title is probably the least fun I've had trying to get a cosmetic in a game.
But I really need the title, "The Bargler," it's extremely important to who I am as a person.
But I really need the title, "The Bargler," it's extremely important to who I am as a person.
September 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Trying to get the stupid Yargle event title is probably the least fun I've had trying to get a cosmetic in a game.
But I really need the title, "The Bargler," it's extremely important to who I am as a person.
But I really need the title, "The Bargler," it's extremely important to who I am as a person.
Any day is a good day when you can smell the petrichor.
September 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Any day is a good day when you can smell the petrichor.
The Cursed Number is going in one of my games. Dunno what yet.
September 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The Cursed Number is going in one of my games. Dunno what yet.
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![Comic. [Three people standing behind podium labeled math department. Person with bun holds up a paper. Behind them is a projector screen displaying the equation 💀>26 x 10^21] [caption] Good news: Mathematicians have put a new lower bound on the *Cursed Number That Destroys the Minds of All Who Perceive It!* It’s at least 22 digits, which means it’s unlikely to be seen by any human no matter how many random numbers they look at. They say it’s once again safe to view large random numbers without eye protection.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifaxe64bsuqi4gckktpv4pmoegy5nv7kfhp2mz4f7x6ulrbu62mtu@jpeg)
September 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The fact that I can throw together a mono white deck together with a single rare (Ocelot Pride) and got 6 and 1 in Historic says something.
September 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The fact that I can throw together a mono white deck together with a single rare (Ocelot Pride) and got 6 and 1 in Historic says something.
CAIN Exorcists are being deployed as we speak to the Puget Sound Theater to deal with a burgeoning Sin. Will they have what it takes, or will they be one of the 40%?
As above, so below.
As above, so below.
August 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
CAIN Exorcists are being deployed as we speak to the Puget Sound Theater to deal with a burgeoning Sin. Will they have what it takes, or will they be one of the 40%?
As above, so below.
As above, so below.
The tonal whiplash of one post being about the dire politics of the US and immediately going to someone's cute video game time is going to break my neck one of these days.
August 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The tonal whiplash of one post being about the dire politics of the US and immediately going to someone's cute video game time is going to break my neck one of these days.
Forgot I did this. Saw a photoshop file named JohnFinals, and opened it up. It's a John Wick-themed build for The Finals for mediums.
Gosh the Cerberus is fun.
Gosh the Cerberus is fun.
August 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Forgot I did this. Saw a photoshop file named JohnFinals, and opened it up. It's a John Wick-themed build for The Finals for mediums.
Gosh the Cerberus is fun.
Gosh the Cerberus is fun.
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Btw, I remember there being some anxieties around folks expressing their opinions during primaries.
Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross.
Protect trans folks.
Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross.
Protect trans folks.
August 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Btw, I remember there being some anxieties around folks expressing their opinions during primaries.
Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross.
Protect trans folks.
Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross.
Protect trans folks.