Casual Thursday
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I’m just here checking to make sure y’all aren’t stealing my tweets
Weddings should have a slide show of the couple’s exes and all the guests get to boo and throw bottles at the screen
March 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Weddings should have a slide show of the couple’s exes and all the guests get to boo and throw bottles at the screen
It’s such a burden, being the only person in the entire country who completely understands basketball, politics, and what to do at a flashing yellow traffic light. I feel so alone sometimes.
March 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It’s such a burden, being the only person in the entire country who completely understands basketball, politics, and what to do at a flashing yellow traffic light. I feel so alone sometimes.
When I was growing up all the gas stations had FREE windshield cleaner fluid right at the pumps. Nowadays they make you go inside and BUY the drinks.
March 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
When I was growing up all the gas stations had FREE windshield cleaner fluid right at the pumps. Nowadays they make you go inside and BUY the drinks.
Usually when you hear a guy defied a court order it means there’ll be an opening for a new line cook soon.
March 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Usually when you hear a guy defied a court order it means there’ll be an opening for a new line cook soon.
Wife: you smell like French fries
Me: oh…?
Wife: not in a sexy way
Me: oh
Me: oh…?
Wife: not in a sexy way
Me: oh
March 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Wife: you smell like French fries
Me: oh…?
Wife: not in a sexy way
Me: oh
Me: oh…?
Wife: not in a sexy way
Me: oh
You make every room feel like an escape room ❤️
March 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You make every room feel like an escape room ❤️
Just got to mansplain gaslighting. Truly exhilarating. All the women in line at this McDonald’s thanked me.
March 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just got to mansplain gaslighting. Truly exhilarating. All the women in line at this McDonald’s thanked me.
Remember when Obama wore a tan suit?
March 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Remember when Obama wore a tan suit?
More like JV Dance, this guy’s coreo sucks
March 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
More like JV Dance, this guy’s coreo sucks
Staring into the abyss is played out. We’re staring into the middle distance now dawg, try to keep up.
March 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Staring into the abyss is played out. We’re staring into the middle distance now dawg, try to keep up.
Your grandpa at your wedding reception sitting through the song about skeeting on windows and walls as he waits for sparkler time
March 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Your grandpa at your wedding reception sitting through the song about skeeting on windows and walls as he waits for sparkler time
The most important thing I’ve learned in all my years as a theoretical physicist is that most people won’t question it if you just start saying you are one.
February 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The most important thing I’ve learned in all my years as a theoretical physicist is that most people won’t question it if you just start saying you are one.
Why does NASCAR always gotta make it about race??
February 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Why does NASCAR always gotta make it about race??
Please stop sharing videos from the dunk contest of that white dude jumping over another man. It’s very triggering for people who’ve been dunked on by a guy in church shoes at their local YMCA, even though No Dunking is specifically stated in the rules posted on the gym wall.
February 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Please stop sharing videos from the dunk contest of that white dude jumping over another man. It’s very triggering for people who’ve been dunked on by a guy in church shoes at their local YMCA, even though No Dunking is specifically stated in the rules posted on the gym wall.
Bout to cook a hotdog and it’s probably O Mayerrrrrrrrrrrr
February 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Bout to cook a hotdog and it’s probably O Mayerrrrrrrrrrrr
Another exhausting week of hiding my little light under a bushel.
February 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Another exhausting week of hiding my little light under a bushel.
Using a saw that cuts at a specific angle and it’s probably a miterrrrrrrrrrrr
February 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Using a saw that cuts at a specific angle and it’s probably a miterrrrrrrrrrrr
The audio is messed up at the middle school show choir competition and there’s a group of about 75 of us like minded free thinking dads ready to do a January 6th on the sound booth.
February 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The audio is messed up at the middle school show choir competition and there’s a group of about 75 of us like minded free thinking dads ready to do a January 6th on the sound booth.
Ugh so awkward the barista just said “have a good day” and I accidentally said “stay gold Ponyboy.”
January 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Ugh so awkward the barista just said “have a good day” and I accidentally said “stay gold Ponyboy.”
You can’t spend your days just waiting around for something bad to happen. You have to get out there and MAKE bad things happen for YOURSELF.
January 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
You can’t spend your days just waiting around for something bad to happen. You have to get out there and MAKE bad things happen for YOURSELF.
We can only afford eggs OR paper towels this week, not both. I’m leaning eggs but what if one breaks and we need to clean it up? What then? Am I taking off my shirt and cleaning up with that? So I’m just eye candy to you now? Just a shirtless piece of meat cleaning up egg yolks off the floor? Jesus
January 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We can only afford eggs OR paper towels this week, not both. I’m leaning eggs but what if one breaks and we need to clean it up? What then? Am I taking off my shirt and cleaning up with that? So I’m just eye candy to you now? Just a shirtless piece of meat cleaning up egg yolks off the floor? Jesus
Don’t talk to me unless your piggly wiggly has gummy bears on the salad bar
January 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Don’t talk to me unless your piggly wiggly has gummy bears on the salad bar
Crunchwraps just hit different after midnight, I’m going gremlin mode on these hoes
January 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Crunchwraps just hit different after midnight, I’m going gremlin mode on these hoes
My wife hadn’t heard the “Gulf of America” thing and when I told her she rolled her eyes so hard they fell out of her head onto the table. Heading to the ER now with her eyes in a bag of ice. Please pray for us, I can’t support two kids and a blind woke wife alone in Trump’s America.
January 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My wife hadn’t heard the “Gulf of America” thing and when I told her she rolled her eyes so hard they fell out of her head onto the table. Heading to the ER now with her eyes in a bag of ice. Please pray for us, I can’t support two kids and a blind woke wife alone in Trump’s America.