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Castronaut
@castronaut.bsky.social
High school English teacher, socialist
I plan to be more present-minded. In fact, I am just sitting here imagining what my future would be like were I more present-minded. Drifting off from this book I'm reading to imagine being more present.
June 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
10 years ago today, I rode a Greyhound from Detroit to Cincy to go out with a woman named Becca Costello and today I'm flying from Phoenix to Cincy to be back with her. 2 years of long-distance dating, 4 states in our 10 years, and Edward Sharpe's still right: "Home is wherever I'm with you."
February 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm in Phoenix visiting my dad, who is still in the hospital. He's a bit out of sorts, but still sharp.

Last night, he said, "Dickhead [Trump] and Netanyahu need to leave the Latinos and Gazans alone."

Awake and woke!
February 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Right-wing traditionalist: "Remember when we could live in completely white neighborhoods?"

My traditionalism: "Remember when a pin that says 'Stand Up To Racism' would be a pretty benign statement?"

Like, I'm somewhat worried that this pin will make me a target at my school.
February 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A fun thing is that you might be middle-aged and not making a lot of money but it's very possible that you're happier than Elon Musk is in his middle age. Richest man on earth spends his days arguing online with people who are smarter than him. Most recently, calling a former ISS captain the r-word.
February 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Gangster capitalism.
www.wsj.com/business/med...
February 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I love saying "Clean up your trash. If I look like your mother, your mother is ugly." to my students.
February 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Something I will believe until my dying day: Bernie would have won.
February 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Meet Tropic, our foster for the weekend. She's such a good passenger princess!
February 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A student asked to stay in my room for lunch and I said "Sorry, we aren't allowed to have students in our rooms during lunch." which is true, but the more pressing matter was I needed to fart.
February 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I have an interview with a non-profit next week but who knows if Trump halting federal grants destroys their budget. Who knows if this means halting Title 1 funds, which would cripple the budget of the school I currently work at. Students are worried about Pell grants and Stafford loans. Cool times.
January 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Free to hate-delivers the votes
January 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Kafka's The Trial is cosmic horror. The state is the Cthulhu type antagonist.
January 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Every other social media app is owned by evil little freaks so this has to be the Big Tent website that welcomes everyone else. People who don't understand jokes. People who know it's a joke but still think it's Harmful. "To be fair," guys. Put up a statue of liberty here but it's on the computer
January 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I think about the Yapese Rai stones from time to time because they make an interesting argument about value and possession. They were used as currency and were quarried on one island and transported to another. Their scarcity as a resource is due to the labor required to make and transport one...
December 4, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I was watching a video of the Sotheby's auction of Cattleman's "Comedian" and I thought "That banana looks pretty fresh. It must be fake since I know this artwork has existed for years." Turns out the banana and tape are replaceable.
November 22, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Same, Jimmy
November 18, 2024 at 8:34 PM