Weeping Angel-type monster, but instead of being sight based, it petrifies when you do the macarena at it.
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Weeping Angel-type monster, but instead of being sight based, it petrifies when you do the macarena at it.
You ever get picked up and hugged so tightly that your poopy gets squeezed out like toothpaste? yea me neither
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
You ever get picked up and hugged so tightly that your poopy gets squeezed out like toothpaste? yea me neither
Like imagine being in middle school and bullying someone you think is on the spectrum or something. Then he mysteriously disappears. You later read in the news that he led a canadian-allied rebellion and ultimately captured Donald Trump by defeating him in 1v1 combat.
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Like imagine being in middle school and bullying someone you think is on the spectrum or something. Then he mysteriously disappears. You later read in the news that he led a canadian-allied rebellion and ultimately captured Donald Trump by defeating him in 1v1 combat.
Remember that ATLA episode where Aang went to normal school in the fire nation for a week?
Imagine being the dude who bullied that weirdo transfer kid only to read in the newspaper a month later that he defeated the fire lord.
Imagine being the dude who bullied that weirdo transfer kid only to read in the newspaper a month later that he defeated the fire lord.
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Remember that ATLA episode where Aang went to normal school in the fire nation for a week?
Imagine being the dude who bullied that weirdo transfer kid only to read in the newspaper a month later that he defeated the fire lord.
Imagine being the dude who bullied that weirdo transfer kid only to read in the newspaper a month later that he defeated the fire lord.
We could fix this bitch of a world if only we had Team Fortress 3
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
We could fix this bitch of a world if only we had Team Fortress 3
Mr Krabs crashing out:
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Mr Krabs crashing out:
I can't bring my electric blanket outside with me, so I invented something better.
My battery-powered electric underpants will surely pose no danger to myself.
My battery-powered electric underpants will surely pose no danger to myself.
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I can't bring my electric blanket outside with me, so I invented something better.
My battery-powered electric underpants will surely pose no danger to myself.
My battery-powered electric underpants will surely pose no danger to myself.
can we spare a little bit dollar for the hobo?
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
can we spare a little bit dollar for the hobo?
This was their goal. This is why ICE has been so blatantly violent. To make POC so terrified that they flee America, legal or not.
For bonus points, opposition voters are looking to flee the country too. This is fascism.
For bonus points, opposition voters are looking to flee the country too. This is fascism.
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This was their goal. This is why ICE has been so blatantly violent. To make POC so terrified that they flee America, legal or not.
For bonus points, opposition voters are looking to flee the country too. This is fascism.
For bonus points, opposition voters are looking to flee the country too. This is fascism.
We must create the castloid
September 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We must create the castloid
tbf pretentiousness can also be about using elitism to gatekeep what can or cannot be intellectual. I agree with the sentiment but 50% something is being pretentious as an attack on others instead of as it's own manifesto.
September 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
tbf pretentiousness can also be about using elitism to gatekeep what can or cannot be intellectual. I agree with the sentiment but 50% something is being pretentious as an attack on others instead of as it's own manifesto.
here queen you dropped this 🫴 .
September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
here queen you dropped this 🫴 .
No, I get this guy.
He doesn't want to pun. He doesn't choose it. But it simply has too much control over him.
He doesn't want to pun. He doesn't choose it. But it simply has too much control over him.
September 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
No, I get this guy.
He doesn't want to pun. He doesn't choose it. But it simply has too much control over him.
He doesn't want to pun. He doesn't choose it. But it simply has too much control over him.
Unfortunately, their legality would be proven or disproven in court during their due process. ICE is, quite famously now, refusing to give their victims due process before sending them to camps.
They do not know for sure who is legal or not and they are not bothering to find out.
They do not know for sure who is legal or not and they are not bothering to find out.
July 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Unfortunately, their legality would be proven or disproven in court during their due process. ICE is, quite famously now, refusing to give their victims due process before sending them to camps.
They do not know for sure who is legal or not and they are not bothering to find out.
They do not know for sure who is legal or not and they are not bothering to find out.
Conspiracy: cats as a species have collectively agreed to prank humanity into believing ghosts are real.
July 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Conspiracy: cats as a species have collectively agreed to prank humanity into believing ghosts are real.
The missing angel on the shoulder will soon make an excellent meme format
June 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The missing angel on the shoulder will soon make an excellent meme format
omg hes givin u a mace!!!!! ! ! thats so cool rad of him! ! !!
June 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
omg hes givin u a mace!!!!! ! ! thats so cool rad of him! ! !!
Unfortunately, he married Tony Hawk's prostate only after he got famous. Projecting.
June 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Unfortunately, he married Tony Hawk's prostate only after he got famous. Projecting.
Yo integrating the 'eats chalk' part of her like this was cool af
May 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Yo integrating the 'eats chalk' part of her like this was cool af
They gets the isekai cheat powers too but it makes their life significantly worse because you have no good, moral use for nuclear combat magic in a modern society.
May 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
They gets the isekai cheat powers too but it makes their life significantly worse because you have no good, moral use for nuclear combat magic in a modern society.