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carsonkellysdiary.bsky.social
@carsonkellysdiary.bsky.social
Parody account fuelled by self improvement and the power of friendship
Dear Diary,

I hope Craig puts me back in the lineup today. I just want to play with my friends.

Love,
Carson
July 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Dear diary,

[W]e are so back.

Love,
Carson
July 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Dear Diary,

I was right. The boys have been overly superstitions about their eye black this week. But we put it on together today and got the W.

Love,
Carson

P.S. I wish we all could go to the All Star Game together. I'll miss my buddies this week
July 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Dear Diary,

You worked your magic again. I stayed hot at the plate with your help. You must have talked to Boyd today too because he shut down the Yanks. It’s fun to play with Palencia, but he hurts my had. Off to ice.

Hugs,
Carson
July 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Dear Diary,

Everyone was excited to see Cody today, but I wasn't. The boys finally saw it my way when he kept hitting homers off us. At least Tuck kept him from going 4-4. Maybe tomorrow we will be the real Bronx Bombers.

Love, Carson
July 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Dear Diary,

You were right. The extra time in the cage yesterday paid off and I extended my hit streak up to 9. We know it takes a full team to win games and all the boys showed out today. After the game Craig even took us out for pineapple pizza! More tomorrow.

Love, Carson
July 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Dear Diary,

I missed being out with my boys today. Matty held my hand when we left the dugout. Don't worry, I still got my cage work in. The tee hates to see me coming.

Smooches,
Carson
July 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Dear Diary,

Justin finally got to play, but he was the only one who remembered to bring his bat from Chicago. We'll send the bat boy back tonight and play better tomorrow.

Love,
Carson
July 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM