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Carson Kerbrat
@carsonak.bsky.social
The human embodiment of the participation award. 🤍KM 🌼🔔
I don’t need Mike Tyson in my face talking about obesity while I have a mouthful of onion rings.
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Got this Viagra Boys ass cookie cake from the store.
February 1, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Scooby-Doo says fuck ice.
January 25, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Proud owner of a Canon DC230 DVD camcorder.
December 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Disneyland mushrooms.
December 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m so lucky to have you in my life. Your love is unlike anything else. I wouldn’t want to live my life with anyone else. I wouldn’t want to have a family with someone else. You’re the love of my life. I love us. Happy 5 year anniversary, babylove. I love you, Krystal.
December 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
December 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The face of a little girl walking for the first time.
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It’s the random things that you can find at theme parks that makes me love them.
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sounds like @cheekface.bsky.social lyrics.
Wow I bought a nice guitar and it's actually really nice.
October 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Baby’s first hardcore shirt.
October 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Proud owner of a Canon DC100.
September 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
A year ago you were born at this time. How time flies.
September 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Happy birthday to my little girl swirl! Daddy loves you!
September 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
When your parents are mad boring.
August 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Took my little girl to Omega Mart and now she runs the place.
August 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I just remembered The Swapper. What a cool game.
August 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Nature
August 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Video game where you have to find the expiration date on food to determine if it’s safe to eat before you starve to death.
July 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Just kissed my girl in the Del Taco drive thru.
July 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hey @roccobotte.bsky.social any thoughts on this paintball headband?
July 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It’s all because of these two. I love them.
June 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
WarioWare for the phone where the theme is you’re playing a phone game that keeps getting interrupted by ads and the microgames are like the playable ads you get.
May 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I love that new President band.
May 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Having a listening party of the new The Callous Daoboys with my 8 month old daughter.
May 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM