Carrie Dell
@carriedell.bsky.social
Lady of a certain rage. Three pets. Theatre to cruise ships to events pipeline. I bake, I read, I drink tea, and I vote blue. Red Lipstick for the resistance and that red lipped classic thing
The real problem is that I've inadvertently become the person that's good at Notion, organized a whole Notion system for our department, and thus have an almost promotion, and yet I can't string together a formula correctly so EVERYONE WAS WRONG ABOUT ME.
April 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The real problem is that I've inadvertently become the person that's good at Notion, organized a whole Notion system for our department, and thus have an almost promotion, and yet I can't string together a formula correctly so EVERYONE WAS WRONG ABOUT ME.
Join host Paul McGann is all I needed to hear.
April 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Join host Paul McGann is all I needed to hear.
I suffer from a surplus of self confidence, but this elusive Notion formula is making me doubt everything I ever thought I knew. What if I *can't* do it?
April 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I suffer from a surplus of self confidence, but this elusive Notion formula is making me doubt everything I ever thought I knew. What if I *can't* do it?
Getting out of the business of working on cruise ships just before covid and MAGA is the ninth best thing I've ever done.
February 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Getting out of the business of working on cruise ships just before covid and MAGA is the ninth best thing I've ever done.
Oh God did I make it clear enough on my dating profile I would rather saw my body in half with a butter knife than date a conservative
February 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh God did I make it clear enough on my dating profile I would rather saw my body in half with a butter knife than date a conservative
I'm reaching out to my f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ fellow dissidents more frequently these days because everyone needs a little check in every now and again.
February 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I'm reaching out to my f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ fellow dissidents more frequently these days because everyone needs a little check in every now and again.
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Charlie Chaplin Made Adolf Hitler Cry
Charlie Chaplin Made Adolf Hitler Cry
Silent film star braved disapproving execs to parody the Nazi leader
open.substack.com
January 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Charlie Chaplin Made Adolf Hitler Cry
In an absurdly overdramatic twist of fate, I had a hysterectomy a few days ago. A lil inaugural present to myself.
January 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
In an absurdly overdramatic twist of fate, I had a hysterectomy a few days ago. A lil inaugural present to myself.
Oh, to be one of those dingbats blithely unbothered by politics
January 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Oh, to be one of those dingbats blithely unbothered by politics
Now how do we get Andrew Garfield as a Jedi?
January 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Now how do we get Andrew Garfield as a Jedi?
If you need me later, I'm going to be slowly going mad sorting through the six bags of cranberries I deemed necessary for this year's cranberry cheesecake.
November 27, 2024 at 12:25 PM
If you need me later, I'm going to be slowly going mad sorting through the six bags of cranberries I deemed necessary for this year's cranberry cheesecake.
A bit annoyed that I'm 44 and haven't pulled it together enough to buy tap shoes and learn a time step.
November 26, 2024 at 6:41 PM
A bit annoyed that I'm 44 and haven't pulled it together enough to buy tap shoes and learn a time step.
Why does he capitalize so many words unnecessarily?
November 14, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Why does he capitalize so many words unnecessarily?
Been listening to far too many election postmortems and am now on the hunt for the lowest possible stakes podcast out there. Any suggestions?
November 13, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Been listening to far too many election postmortems and am now on the hunt for the lowest possible stakes podcast out there. Any suggestions?
I hope a bird poops on Josh Hawley today
November 13, 2024 at 3:20 PM
I hope a bird poops on Josh Hawley today
Scaramucci's explanation of why the vote went the way it did on The Rest is Politics last Thursday is excellent and empathetic, and though I will never understand, it helped.
November 13, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Scaramucci's explanation of why the vote went the way it did on The Rest is Politics last Thursday is excellent and empathetic, and though I will never understand, it helped.
Growing up, my Dad was amused that we were all scared of that big clanking furnace in the basement, so he painted a giant monster face on it. God, I miss him.
November 12, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Growing up, my Dad was amused that we were all scared of that big clanking furnace in the basement, so he painted a giant monster face on it. God, I miss him.
Many bothans died to bring us this pee tape
November 12, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Many bothans died to bring us this pee tape
I "exported my Twitter file" but it was pretty much a blank PDF which . . . I didn't have THAT many followers but I'm not an ageless blank void. I had at LEAST one post that cracked 10 likes so I'll not be having any of your nonsense, Musk.
November 12, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I "exported my Twitter file" but it was pretty much a blank PDF which . . . I didn't have THAT many followers but I'm not an ageless blank void. I had at LEAST one post that cracked 10 likes so I'll not be having any of your nonsense, Musk.
Feels like the only good billionaires are women because they are just Brewster's Millionszing while the men are less attractive Scrooge McDuffs.
November 12, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Feels like the only good billionaires are women because they are just Brewster's Millionszing while the men are less attractive Scrooge McDuffs.
I mean, the quality here is just outstanding.
all the swifties abandoning Twitter for here along with AOC is like when the elves took Frodo with them to Valinor
November 12, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I mean, the quality here is just outstanding.
I'm leaning into the French resistance red lip and it seems my dog is onboard.
November 12, 2024 at 12:42 PM
I'm leaning into the French resistance red lip and it seems my dog is onboard.
1 week down, 208 to go.
November 12, 2024 at 12:27 PM
1 week down, 208 to go.
Should I be stocking up on beans and root veggies? Has this election turned me into a prepper?
November 12, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Should I be stocking up on beans and root veggies? Has this election turned me into a prepper?
amen
I delete a lot of posts because I grew up Catholic
November 12, 2024 at 3:49 AM
amen