Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH
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Cdt. Monty Martins (Parody) SH
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Just a loveable jerkwad. || Montgomery Martins - A #Startrekrp OC penned by #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ || 21+ || NOT Joe Keery or Gale Hansen! || #AOS
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𝖣𝝤𝖭'ꔋ 𝘏𝖠ꔋ𝗘 𝝡𝗘 Ⲥꓴ𝘡 𝝪𝝤ꓴ 𝖠𐌉𝖭'ꔋ 𝝡𝗘.

Cadet Montgomery "Monty" M̷̵a̷̵r̷̵c̷̵u̷̵s̷̵ Martins. No relation to a very famous, very disgraced Starfleet Admiral...

Richer than you. Better than you.
Best hair on the whole Enterprise.

It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ
RT & ♡
"Author?"

He's hoping things can stop being like a God damn horror movie at their home soon...

@concretevoice.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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𝑺𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈..

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑱𝑶𝑲𝑬𝑹

𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑒/𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛 𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑦𝑎𝑙, 𝑚𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑂𝐶 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦. 𝐸𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑎 𝑙𝑎𝑏 𝑖𝑛 𝐻𝑎𝑤𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑠.

♡ &↺
April 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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𝐉𝐀𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈

An original character crafted for various verses. Written by #𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐞. More info below.

♡ + ↺
October 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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𝐍𝐎𝐀𝐇 𝐋𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈

An original character crafted for various verses. Written by #𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐞. More info below.

♡ + ↺
October 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Well well, looks like Taylor FINALLY returned to the Valley...
October 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑤𝘩𝑜𝑙𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒, 𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝘩𝑎𝑡 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑑𝑜.ᐟ

𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒, 𝐼'𝑚 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑑𝑜 𝑖𝑡.ᐟ

Jeremy Taylor - The newest 🌟 at Topanga Karate. Old soul. Preshipped.

It's your Gal, #Gᴀʟᴜꜱᴄᴀ

RT & ❤️

Info threads 👇
October 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Right. Guess that's a thing now--bats turning into redheads..."
October 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
*Immediately covers his head*

NOT THE HAIR!
October 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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"𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆, 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂 𝒑𝒐𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒏'𝒔 𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝑩𝒐𝒍𝒕𝒐𝒏!"

𝐄𝐃𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐍𝐘𝐆𝐌𝐀, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑

𝟐𝟕, 𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒎'𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒓. 𝑶𝒘𝒏𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑬𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒎𝒂 𝑰𝒏𝒅𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔, 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏. 𝑴𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑶𝑪 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒚, 𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒆/𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍.

♡ &↺
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
He's been avoiding the basement.

And @concretevoice.bsky.social whenever possible.

Too many terrible memories. And that damn black phone that won't stop ringing...
October 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
//I'm seeing Djo in two weeks 😁
October 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Monty let out a breath slowly, not realizing he'd been holding it in.

He slowly pulled out his phone to snap a quick pic of the weird guy so he could show Becks later.

There was a definite odd vibe coming off the masked man. And Martins didn't want any part of it.
effort could be heard, the outdoor air around him turned icy and thick. His eyes were facing forward as he walked, there was a handle with a glint of metal hidden within his left pocket of the mechanic suit.
September 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"Right...well this has been a fascinating conversation..."

This guy is really creeping him out.
Michael silently tilts his head, silently listening to him while breathing underneath his mask. Heavily, he inhaled and exhaled. Inhaled, then exhaled before slowly shook his head. It was never too early, and the man was always prepared for it. He was very patient all year, inhumanly patient.
Monty gulped slightly before running a hand through his perfectly styled locks.

"Isn't it a little early for Halloween? Wait, don't tell me, you're a cosplayer just like my girlfriend."
September 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Monty gulped slightly before running a hand through his perfectly styled locks.

"Isn't it a little early for Halloween? Wait, don't tell me, you're a cosplayer just like my girlfriend."
Michael silently turned his head towards the other, and slowly he began walking towards him. His cold, dark eyes obscured within the mask were looking right at him before he stopped walking as he was now facing him.
September 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
//Not me almost forgetting my boy here has two FCs lol
September 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Did someone say jazz?
September 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
What the hell is happening...
September 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
// Outta line Simon!
September 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
September 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
//Monty would like to end this forced cohabitation 🙃
//Yes, in case it wasn't clear. Hesher became Simon and Monty's unwanted roommate from an older SL. I'm continuing that chaos lol
September 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Get that Arlo-looking menace out of here! He ruined ALL of my hair care products!!

@concretevoice.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
WHO DESTROYED MY HAIR SPRAY!?!?
September 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This is unacceptable, Simon. I demand that you tell that unkempt thrasher to get out of this house immediately!
September 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐆𝐄

An original character crafted for various horror verses. Written by #𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐞. More info below.

♡ + ↺
September 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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"I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely, and simply evil.."

Name: Michael Audrey Myers

Age: 28 (Immortal)

Alias: Michael Myers, The Shape, The Boogeyman, Myers, Mikey etc.

Short Bio: Everyone knows the boogeyman

Alignment: Pure Evil.

RT OR MEET YOUR END.
September 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM