carpetgirl92.bsky.social
@carpetgirl92.bsky.social
Is it like, parasocial if I have a deep platonic connection with my plushies, or is it some other weirder shit
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Is it like, parasocial if I have a deep platonic connection with my plushies, or is it some other weirder shit
ever think? ever… just… think?
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
ever think? ever… just… think?
onomatopia
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
onomatopia
just schlurded a diddle….
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
just schlurded a diddle….
Im, too penis for my shirt
Too penis for my shirt
So penis it hurts
Too penis for my shirt
So penis it hurts
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Im, too penis for my shirt
Too penis for my shirt
So penis it hurts
Too penis for my shirt
So penis it hurts
Weezer pink triangle but the line is “I’m dumb she’s a thespian”, and the singer is an accountant, which is tragic because of course an accountant and a thespian could never be together it would be illegal
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Weezer pink triangle but the line is “I’m dumb she’s a thespian”, and the singer is an accountant, which is tragic because of course an accountant and a thespian could never be together it would be illegal
this girls got BIG……. boobs.
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
this girls got BIG……. boobs.
“Muy beans” means: “I am very beans”
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“Muy beans” means: “I am very beans”
There comes a time, when, there comes a time, when, there comes a time, when, shit, i forgot what i was gonna say
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
There comes a time, when, there comes a time, when, there comes a time, when, shit, i forgot what i was gonna say
relationship number 4 over and done with, will i ever find someone who understands me, someone who’ll be the mass damper to my magnitude 7.2 earthquake…
October 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
relationship number 4 over and done with, will i ever find someone who understands me, someone who’ll be the mass damper to my magnitude 7.2 earthquake…
Me: Heyyy baby girl, whats your name?
Her: Hello my name is Jeremy Renner
Her: Hello my name is Jeremy Renner
October 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Me: Heyyy baby girl, whats your name?
Her: Hello my name is Jeremy Renner
Her: Hello my name is Jeremy Renner
so there i was, getting CRAZY cunnilingus from all 15 members of my ‘cule, when, no joke, donny trump walks into my bedroom, cigar in hand, looks at us 16 transgenders getting dirty and dank, raises an eyebrow, and says “Nice cocks ladies. Does a guy like me have a place at a girls sleepover?”
October 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
so there i was, getting CRAZY cunnilingus from all 15 members of my ‘cule, when, no joke, donny trump walks into my bedroom, cigar in hand, looks at us 16 transgenders getting dirty and dank, raises an eyebrow, and says “Nice cocks ladies. Does a guy like me have a place at a girls sleepover?”
Please, Sir Williams was my father. Call me Saint Jugular Splendid.
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Please, Sir Williams was my father. Call me Saint Jugular Splendid.
my dearest waterballoon
October 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
my dearest waterballoon
Wtf is SEPTA?!?!? is thi some new wke lgbt bullshit?!?! can truml get on this shit apready!!!!!!!
August 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Wtf is SEPTA?!?!? is thi some new wke lgbt bullshit?!?! can truml get on this shit apready!!!!!!!
indubitably :3
August 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
indubitably :3
Need someone cute to date me quick or im gonna become a femcel, but the kind thats only toxic to myself cause i dont wanna be mean to anyone else
August 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Need someone cute to date me quick or im gonna become a femcel, but the kind thats only toxic to myself cause i dont wanna be mean to anyone else
I LOVE YOU ANTHROCON AWOOOOOO
July 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I LOVE YOU ANTHROCON AWOOOOOO
Anthrocon you beautiful unfinished symphony!!
July 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Anthrocon you beautiful unfinished symphony!!
In the depths of despair, I make the choice that seals the fate of my depraved soul: I eat my fifth cracker cheese pepperoni mini-sandwich. As I chomp on it, indescribable bliss shoots into my brain. I wonder if even God has the courage to strike down the horrific fearsome beast I have become.
June 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
In the depths of despair, I make the choice that seals the fate of my depraved soul: I eat my fifth cracker cheese pepperoni mini-sandwich. As I chomp on it, indescribable bliss shoots into my brain. I wonder if even God has the courage to strike down the horrific fearsome beast I have become.
They call me the trans girl the way I’m always being transported
June 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
They call me the trans girl the way I’m always being transported
Oh lovely to meet you, yeah you can just call me Jo! Is it short for Jonathan? Oh no, heh, it’s not. Heh heh heh, heeheh. It’s actually short for… Joker!!!!!!!!!!
May 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Oh lovely to meet you, yeah you can just call me Jo! Is it short for Jonathan? Oh no, heh, it’s not. Heh heh heh, heeheh. It’s actually short for… Joker!!!!!!!!!!
Intimate role-play where instead of becoming a servant or a pet, I’m a hardworking young city guy in search of good work to pay the bills, and my partner is a city building contractor in early 1900s. Date nights consist of my Boss giving me building specifications and complimenting my imaginary work
May 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Intimate role-play where instead of becoming a servant or a pet, I’m a hardworking young city guy in search of good work to pay the bills, and my partner is a city building contractor in early 1900s. Date nights consist of my Boss giving me building specifications and complimenting my imaginary work
The DSM-5 doesn’t seem effective for my particular type of neurodivergence. I’m gonna need a fresh copy of the BDSM-5 to better understand my crazy, wacky brain. (is this anything?)
May 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The DSM-5 doesn’t seem effective for my particular type of neurodivergence. I’m gonna need a fresh copy of the BDSM-5 to better understand my crazy, wacky brain. (is this anything?)
Charlie you’re my most loyal supporter
May 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Charlie you’re my most loyal supporter