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Carnal Compendium
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18+ NSFW. Premium, handmade adult toys made out of body safe platinum silicone, with a fantasy and monster bend.

https://carnalcompendium.com
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Feb. 7, 2025. 7 PM CT (8 PM ET, 5PM PT)

Dropping later today, the remaining toys in my shop. All take the 30% discount of the moving sale.

All products should be up for preshop on the site.
*whispering so as to not upset the email gremlins*

I... I think the admin email is working again?
September 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Waiting for boxes has me stuck in 'Waiting for pakidge so can send pakidge' mode.
September 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I thought I was going to have some good news to share, but it just got absolutely eliminated by my husband getting laid off from his job. I know this is a business and we're strangers but at this point, idk, positive energy and good hopes for us? If you can spare them.

I'll be increasing discount
August 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Paypal should be fully fixed, so sorry that took so long to announce. Website updates done, and I have my packing labels ready to go. Gonna pick up some boxes later, and get some dilds all packed up.

I am still working through email, my web host is just... not working out well on that front.
August 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I had no idea so many aspects of life could go so entirely wrong, for so many weeks in a row.

I'm on a 'this planet hates you' hotstreak I guess.
July 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
In brief:

- Paypal has my account locked for no apparent reason.

- I have been sick as hell.

- I have lost access to my meds.

- That includes meds that allow me to stay present with time, so I have no concept of time/the passage of it, days, etc (aka Its MAY?!)

- Everything keeps falling apart.
May 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Quick update - I've been under the weather and not able to do shop stuff (or much of anything at all 😵). Shipping seems like it should resume Monday.
March 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Goodness, I know last year was a *year* but wow I am behind on social media. Thank you all for sharing, posting, showing off pics! 🥹💜
February 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Apparently, my email is not letting people reply directly to emails that I send. Which is currently bewildering me.
February 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
February 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Feb. 7, 2025. 7 PM CT (8 PM ET, 5PM PT)

Dropping later today, the remaining toys in my shop. All take the 30% discount of the moving sale.

All products should be up for preshop on the site.
February 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Preshop is being worked on!
February 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Site should be fully functional again but please do reach out to me if something goes south. I migrated to a different host and apparently I made a terrible choice 🙃

I do still have a drop upcoming, so look forward to that. Photos are almost done.
February 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Bah. Snow got followed by rain, is now ice. Oncor has a fleet of vehicles in my area in anticipation of a major outage.

Please TX, I don't want to do another multi-day winter storm outage. I can't handle it right now, I am not prepared.
January 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It took way too long, and way too much effort, to get my site transferred. But its over, and I can wave goodbye to siteground (and fail to restrain the middle finger I wish to give them).

There may be some periodic hiccups, but I hope not. Please let me know if you have any problems with the site.
January 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The site is back up and working for now. Sale is still on -- carnalcompendium.com/shop/
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December 28, 2024 at 1:53 PM
The site is down, probably for the rest of the month, because the assholes I get my server space from keep changing the rules every couple of months. I have exceeded some techno-babble situation that I need to remedy to put the site back online, except that I cannot even log in.
December 26, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Another minor delay -- the car battery is dead (like dead, dead 😭). I am very sorry, packages will be moving ASAP... Probably tomorrow.
December 18, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Sale is up!

Existing orders: Most will be shipping in the next couple of days. A couple are being stubborn... Looking at you, Siqri and Torp...

Customs are officially closed.

carnalcompendium.com/shop/
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December 18, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Still getting through orders, albeit slowly right now. My Crohn's, psoriasis, and eczema are all in a flare-up. Sorry for delay on the moving sale. It's still coming, as well as a drop, but my main focus right now is custom backlog.
December 10, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Oh, hi. The short of it, I forgot about this platform. I'm so sorry lol. Its been a very hard year for me this year. Not even sure how my head is still attached. Sorry about that... I will try to see about transferring my most recent twitter post over here in a short bit.
November 12, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Still so many colorful, cute, and lively new friends waiting for homes in our Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale! At 40% off, too! carnalcompendium.com/shop/
November 26, 2023 at 11:11 PM
All inventory toys are 40% off til the end of Cyber Monday! Check it out here: carnalcompendium.com/shop/
November 21, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Waiting for the Cedre preorders? They're here! Can images coming soon, but you can view the measurements by clicking the measuring tape. Preorders come with a small discount on the base price, as well!

carnalcompendium.com/product/cedr...
October 28, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Definitely bigger than usual.
October 27, 2023 at 3:27 PM