ah yes i love the 5:30 pm total darkness
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
ah yes i love the 5:30 pm total darkness
feeling anxious so i need to take my anxiety meds but then ill be too sleepy and need caffeine and then ill be anxious again do you see my dilemma
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
feeling anxious so i need to take my anxiety meds but then ill be too sleepy and need caffeine and then ill be anxious again do you see my dilemma
when i see a dog walking with a stick in their mouth i’m like hell yeah
November 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
when i see a dog walking with a stick in their mouth i’m like hell yeah
my favorite bit is telling patients it’s my first day on the job and they never laugh
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
my favorite bit is telling patients it’s my first day on the job and they never laugh
please let that mariah carey song die
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
please let that mariah carey song die
got a text from a random number saying “hey are you awake yet” and immediately new it was spam bc everyone in my life knows i don’t sleep
October 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
got a text from a random number saying “hey are you awake yet” and immediately new it was spam bc everyone in my life knows i don’t sleep
i should sell my db tickets i don’t have time for this
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i should sell my db tickets i don’t have time for this
i’m gonna be at the end of my rope later tonight if you wanna join
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
i’m gonna be at the end of my rope later tonight if you wanna join
when life gives you oysters, make it your world
October 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
when life gives you oysters, make it your world
have a bad habit of referring to my time at UofA as “real college” and calling my current program “fake college”
October 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
have a bad habit of referring to my time at UofA as “real college” and calling my current program “fake college”
i just wanna be eating gyros in greece
October 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i just wanna be eating gyros in greece
pissed i thought yungblud tickets would be like $75
October 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
pissed i thought yungblud tickets would be like $75
yungblud @ red rocks for $350 🥲 sad
October 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
yungblud @ red rocks for $350 🥲 sad
looking at yalls pics like “huh when did you get hot” and it’s just ai
October 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
looking at yalls pics like “huh when did you get hot” and it’s just ai
he used to be. literally obsessed with me
October 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
he used to be. literally obsessed with me
stop perpetuating the pink tax and sell me your lychee labubu for face value
September 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
stop perpetuating the pink tax and sell me your lychee labubu for face value
i hope Tylenol sues the fuck outta trump
September 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i hope Tylenol sues the fuck outta trump
don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning welly b (wellbutrin)
September 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning welly b (wellbutrin)
why are the conservatives so up in arms about autism. like who cares
September 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
why are the conservatives so up in arms about autism. like who cares
i hate when i go to work all night in my dream and then i wake up and i gotta go to work
September 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
i hate when i go to work all night in my dream and then i wake up and i gotta go to work
wondering if yungblud and jessie want a third my fiancée won’t mind
September 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
wondering if yungblud and jessie want a third my fiancée won’t mind
i love tolerating lactose
September 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
i love tolerating lactose
“you’re so calm” thanks it takes a lot of meds to keep up this facade
September 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
“you’re so calm” thanks it takes a lot of meds to keep up this facade
i had a dream i met sombr and he was 6’1” at best
September 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i had a dream i met sombr and he was 6’1” at best