Cari Cohorn
@caricohorn.bsky.social
Litigating, lovin’ on my pets, and watching trashy TV (and a ton of college football). Employment lawyer. Nerd.
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On Election Day, the president announces that he will defy a court order so as to deprive millions of Americans of food.
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
On Election Day, the president announces that he will defy a court order so as to deprive millions of Americans of food.
Yes, yes, yes! Thank you , Portland!
October 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Yes, yes, yes! Thank you , Portland!
This is delightful!
We frogged no kings boston. This was the closest I’ve ever felt to being a celebrity. Good vibes.
October 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This is delightful!
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Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 74 out of the last 86 days.
They have worked 12 days in 3 months.
Epstein Shutdown.
They have worked 12 days in 3 months.
Epstein Shutdown.
October 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 74 out of the last 86 days.
They have worked 12 days in 3 months.
Epstein Shutdown.
They have worked 12 days in 3 months.
Epstein Shutdown.
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Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧
October 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧
The pilot of #SportsNight is one of the best tv episodes of all time
September 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The pilot of #SportsNight is one of the best tv episodes of all time
I cannot think of a clearer way to state my position than: FUCK ICE and I will fight for the 1st amendment until my dying breath
www.dhs.gov/news/2025/09...
www.dhs.gov/news/2025/09...
DHS Calls for Media and Far Left to Stop the Demonization of President Trump, His Supporters, and DHS Law Enforcement | Homeland Security
Following the evil act of political violence witnessed in the country last week and two attempts to resist arrest resulting in severe injuries of ICE law enforcement officers—one being drug by a car a...
www.dhs.gov
September 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I cannot think of a clearer way to state my position than: FUCK ICE and I will fight for the 1st amendment until my dying breath
www.dhs.gov/news/2025/09...
www.dhs.gov/news/2025/09...
Gosh, I almost cared about Illinois football for a minute
September 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Gosh, I almost cared about Illinois football for a minute
Hey @modpizza.com terrible experience today. Been on hold hearing how much customer care is interested. My pizza is soup. (Yes, I ordered 2 drizzles. But I expected them to be drizzles.) I literally ate 1 bite.
September 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hey @modpizza.com terrible experience today. Been on hold hearing how much customer care is interested. My pizza is soup. (Yes, I ordered 2 drizzles. But I expected them to be drizzles.) I literally ate 1 bite.
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"Be evil."
Back in 2020, YouTube suspended OAN's channel, demonetized it, and noted it was not an "authoritative" source.
Now, five years later, the Google-owned platform has inked a deal to put the MAGA propaganda network in millions of living rooms.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/youtube-oa...
Now, five years later, the Google-owned platform has inked a deal to put the MAGA propaganda network in millions of living rooms.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/youtube-oa...
YouTube’s Deal With the Devil
Google once declared OAN too toxic for its platform—now Sundar Pichai and Neal Mohan are breathing new life into the conspiracy network as they negotiate a high-stakes agreement with Rupert Murdoch's ...
www.status.news
August 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"Be evil."
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There is one answer to this question -- race -- but it's not the answer the #BrokenPost gives. Our national media are racism-blind. 1/
August 13, 2025 at 10:34 AM
There is one answer to this question -- race -- but it's not the answer the #BrokenPost gives. Our national media are racism-blind. 1/
I just (finally) finished reading my dad’s first novel. I know I’m biased, but I am honestly really impressed! It’s a good read, and I’m really looking forward to the second book in the series (coming out in August or September). I’m proud of and happy for my dad!
July 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I just (finally) finished reading my dad’s first novel. I know I’m biased, but I am honestly really impressed! It’s a good read, and I’m really looking forward to the second book in the series (coming out in August or September). I’m proud of and happy for my dad!
the worst part of me wants to DUNK on red states when they need help. Their reps delighted in gutting FEMA, so part of me wants to let them get what they deserve. I WILL NOT lower myself to their level. I wont have MAGA values. I won’t allow Trump/his acolytes to bring out the worst in me.
July 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
the worst part of me wants to DUNK on red states when they need help. Their reps delighted in gutting FEMA, so part of me wants to let them get what they deserve. I WILL NOT lower myself to their level. I wont have MAGA values. I won’t allow Trump/his acolytes to bring out the worst in me.
I joked yesterday that you don’t fire all the gay folx BEFORE you plan the parade… but Ifill’s joke is funnier.
When you kill the DEI so you have no drums.
We may make the squeaking our ringtone
June 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I joked yesterday that you don’t fire all the gay folx BEFORE you plan the parade… but Ifill’s joke is funnier.
Y’all, I am exhausted after marching today… but I have 3 dogs snuggling me right now. All is well
June 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Y’all, I am exhausted after marching today… but I have 3 dogs snuggling me right now. All is well
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Hit the streets tomorrow.
Be nonviolent.
Be joyfully defiant.
Be defiantly joyful.
Ridicule him.
Condemn fascism.
Oppose I.C.E.
Affirm diversity.
Embody America.
Love your neighbor.
Refuse to be intimidated.
Be safe.
Be loud.
Be encouraged.
#NoKingsDay
Be nonviolent.
Be joyfully defiant.
Be defiantly joyful.
Ridicule him.
Condemn fascism.
Oppose I.C.E.
Affirm diversity.
Embody America.
Love your neighbor.
Refuse to be intimidated.
Be safe.
Be loud.
Be encouraged.
#NoKingsDay
June 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hit the streets tomorrow.
Be nonviolent.
Be joyfully defiant.
Be defiantly joyful.
Ridicule him.
Condemn fascism.
Oppose I.C.E.
Affirm diversity.
Embody America.
Love your neighbor.
Refuse to be intimidated.
Be safe.
Be loud.
Be encouraged.
#NoKingsDay
Be nonviolent.
Be joyfully defiant.
Be defiantly joyful.
Ridicule him.
Condemn fascism.
Oppose I.C.E.
Affirm diversity.
Embody America.
Love your neighbor.
Refuse to be intimidated.
Be safe.
Be loud.
Be encouraged.
#NoKingsDay
It’s been a week since we had to say goodbye to our much-loved Brody. He was one of the absolute coolest cats ever to grace this world. I miss him deeply. May his afterlife be filled with an endless supply of water glasses to knock off tables, nightstands, and tv trays… and big dogs to keep in line.
May 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It’s been a week since we had to say goodbye to our much-loved Brody. He was one of the absolute coolest cats ever to grace this world. I miss him deeply. May his afterlife be filled with an endless supply of water glasses to knock off tables, nightstands, and tv trays… and big dogs to keep in line.
Today I learned that the standard serving size for Otter Pops is SIX pops. Are there really people out there eating six Otter Pops in one sitting? Also, I’m expecting a terrible ice cream headache any minute now…
May 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Today I learned that the standard serving size for Otter Pops is SIX pops. Are there really people out there eating six Otter Pops in one sitting? Also, I’m expecting a terrible ice cream headache any minute now…
Waiting for the court to rule on a motion it took under submission…
a cartoon cat is standing in a hallway looking at something .
Alt: Cartoon cat pacing impatiently
media.tenor.com
May 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Waiting for the court to rule on a motion it took under submission…
I’m doin’ laundry and listening to SCOTUS arguments. How’s your morning going?
May 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I’m doin’ laundry and listening to SCOTUS arguments. How’s your morning going?
This is an interesting thread!
OK, this is wild.
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
May 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is an interesting thread!
Max wants to give you a reason to smile
April 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Max wants to give you a reason to smile
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Peter Stern was born in Nuremberg in 1936, a German Jew. His father died in the Holocaust; he and his brother somehow survived Bergen-Belsen. Today he's protesting what's happening in America. "I came to say that something as nasty as that can happen again, and it can, without me saying something."
April 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Peter Stern was born in Nuremberg in 1936, a German Jew. His father died in the Holocaust; he and his brother somehow survived Bergen-Belsen. Today he's protesting what's happening in America. "I came to say that something as nasty as that can happen again, and it can, without me saying something."
This dude reminds me that there is good in my little corner of the world
April 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This dude reminds me that there is good in my little corner of the world