Learned today that I don’t like petunias
May 31, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Learned today that I don’t like petunias
My cat probably has cancer and I am so sad. I don’t know what to do with this
May 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My cat probably has cancer and I am so sad. I don’t know what to do with this
Just walked by a woman, in Los Angeles, asking a taco truck girl what tacos and burritos are.
May 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Just walked by a woman, in Los Angeles, asking a taco truck girl what tacos and burritos are.
Still thinking about yesterday, when my apartment's contractor told me I have a nice, clean apartment (one of like two clean apartments in the building, he said!) and then started talking about the stuff he's seen in my neighbors' places.
May 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Still thinking about yesterday, when my apartment's contractor told me I have a nice, clean apartment (one of like two clean apartments in the building, he said!) and then started talking about the stuff he's seen in my neighbors' places.
Got to act 3 in Clair Obscur and all I can think about is how bad Maelle's wig would be if this were adapted into a TV series
May 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Got to act 3 in Clair Obscur and all I can think about is how bad Maelle's wig would be if this were adapted into a TV series
I know my attention span is destoryed because the moment I hear that little blip from a tiktok video I am out. I'm slapping my phone to get to the next piece of media. I can't mentally afford that one second tag.
April 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I know my attention span is destoryed because the moment I hear that little blip from a tiktok video I am out. I'm slapping my phone to get to the next piece of media. I can't mentally afford that one second tag.
Every week on The Valley I watch Jax and Brittany reenact a mini version of The Shining and it is harrowing
April 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Every week on The Valley I watch Jax and Brittany reenact a mini version of The Shining and it is harrowing
He doesn’t even know how to push open a door that is slightly ajar, and if he ever learns I will love him less
The way I’m proud of this cat even though he has done nothing with his life
April 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
He doesn’t even know how to push open a door that is slightly ajar, and if he ever learns I will love him less
The way I’m proud of this cat even though he has done nothing with his life
April 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The way I’m proud of this cat even though he has done nothing with his life
This Gaga Coachella crowd…prison honey
April 12, 2025 at 7:11 AM
This Gaga Coachella crowd…prison honey
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Jennifer Lopez chows down on a burrito in New Jersey and more star snaps
Jennifer Lopez chows down on a burrito in New Jersey and more star snaps
Jennifer Lopez films in New Jersey, Khloe Kardashian snuggles with Tatum and more snaps...
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April 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Jennifer Lopez chows down on a burrito in New Jersey and more star snaps
What is the point of having that many characters in one movie be serious
March 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
What is the point of having that many characters in one movie be serious
Something cool about medical dramas is I discover a new thing to fear every episode.
March 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Something cool about medical dramas is I discover a new thing to fear every episode.
Realized a wardrobe refresh would fix me the moment I decided to start saving money
March 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Realized a wardrobe refresh would fix me the moment I decided to start saving money
You’re turning green from the a-dren-a-lon!
March 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
You’re turning green from the a-dren-a-lon!
Killah...I have prayed for days like this
March 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Killah...I have prayed for days like this
What exactly is it we’re looking at here
March 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
What exactly is it we’re looking at here
The number of hunks on this season of Survivor feels like some kind of apology from God. Like, “sorry about the state of the world. Rot your brain and look at all of This”
February 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The number of hunks on this season of Survivor feels like some kind of apology from God. Like, “sorry about the state of the world. Rot your brain and look at all of This”
The response to this teaser will be my villain origin story
February 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The response to this teaser will be my villain origin story
Date left his vape in my car. The 2025 version of leaving a jacket in my apartment
February 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Date left his vape in my car. The 2025 version of leaving a jacket in my apartment
Need to go to brunch and have twelve mimosas with her ass. She is alwaysssss down to talk shit
February 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Need to go to brunch and have twelve mimosas with her ass. She is alwaysssss down to talk shit
They should publicly broadcast the conclave this time and let us bet on it like a horse race
February 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
They should publicly broadcast the conclave this time and let us bet on it like a horse race
The hunks of The White Lotus are very important to me. The first episode of every season is a national day of celebration.
February 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The hunks of The White Lotus are very important to me. The first episode of every season is a national day of celebration.
like all of our greatest minds, I have contracted covid. All I want to do is play King's Quest but somehow in the year of our Lord twenty twenty five it is still not available for mac.
February 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
like all of our greatest minds, I have contracted covid. All I want to do is play King's Quest but somehow in the year of our Lord twenty twenty five it is still not available for mac.