every time i get up in the night I have to ward myself from the meat camp mouth witch, a real NC cryptid

ive been living in a tent inside an empty house for a week. but dw the govt told me it was ok :3

I haven't quite figured out the level of unhinged I want to be on here. whole new platform whole new me

the bathroom at the worksite is on a whole 'nother humidity level. you come out covered in a film of swotty afterbirth

Baja passion fruit punch is decidedly not great but that might be because it was my breakfast

Today on things we found while digging in the dirt:

the number one enemy of trails is people.. and yet we build trails for them..?? let that one rattle around in your brain for a bit

working for the State Parks System is like working for the government, except it's different

I am hot.. I am sweaty.. I am swotty