Caramel Rhapsody
@caramelrhapsody.bsky.social
I💗my cat (Jesse), Film Noir, British Mysteries and Comedies, Documentaries, 60's/70's R&B, Soft Rock, Classical and Retro Funk. I'm a silly, smile-collecting jester. I don't know how Jesse tolerates me.🤣
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Thank you so much for caring about Jesse James Hollywood "Butterbean" Smith and me. We love spreading joy throughout this Senior/Disabled housing complex. Thank you for being YOU!🥰😽https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/MUHNKJ1AOI25?ref_=list_d_wl_lfu_nav_13
Will somebody give this young man a contract, PLEASE!☺️
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November 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Will somebody give this young man a contract, PLEASE!☺️
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The Health Aid's shift is over. Bedtime for Jesse and me. Good night, Dear Blu Sky Family/Friends. We love you and look forward to seeing you here tomorrow.🥰😽
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November 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The Health Aid's shift is over. Bedtime for Jesse and me. Good night, Dear Blu Sky Family/Friends. We love you and look forward to seeing you here tomorrow.🥰😽
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Earlier today, my neighbor asked that I watch her granddaughter while she visited the laundry room, here at this complex. Suddenly, my Health Aid charged out of the bathroom, like the Kool Ade man, shouting "NOOOOO!"
Just because I taught her kids some curse words, she still holds it against me.🤣
Just because I taught her kids some curse words, she still holds it against me.🤣
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November 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Earlier today, my neighbor asked that I watch her granddaughter while she visited the laundry room, here at this complex. Suddenly, my Health Aid charged out of the bathroom, like the Kool Ade man, shouting "NOOOOO!"
Just because I taught her kids some curse words, she still holds it against me.🤣
Just because I taught her kids some curse words, she still holds it against me.🤣
So far, I have 3 neighbors here in this Senior/Disabled complex on board to have Thanksgiving dinner here. They've been arguing about who's going to cook what.
Suddenly....
Health Aid: "I could help cook too!😊
(We love her. She's a kind caring person BUT, she can't cook for sh*t!)
All of us:
Suddenly....
Health Aid: "I could help cook too!😊
(We love her. She's a kind caring person BUT, she can't cook for sh*t!)
All of us:
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November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So far, I have 3 neighbors here in this Senior/Disabled complex on board to have Thanksgiving dinner here. They've been arguing about who's going to cook what.
Suddenly....
Health Aid: "I could help cook too!😊
(We love her. She's a kind caring person BUT, she can't cook for sh*t!)
All of us:
Suddenly....
Health Aid: "I could help cook too!😊
(We love her. She's a kind caring person BUT, she can't cook for sh*t!)
All of us:
It's "Columbo" Saturday here. Unfortunately, 2 of our usual group members are unable to attend today's viewing. It's just me, 1 neighbor and Jesse. This episode is one of our favorites; "Dagger Of The Mind". It's cast with some of my favorite English actors!
We're enjoying every second of it!😀
We're enjoying every second of it!😀
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's "Columbo" Saturday here. Unfortunately, 2 of our usual group members are unable to attend today's viewing. It's just me, 1 neighbor and Jesse. This episode is one of our favorites; "Dagger Of The Mind". It's cast with some of my favorite English actors!
We're enjoying every second of it!😀
We're enjoying every second of it!😀
I was told that the procedure for cat training was difficult. It wasn't.
Jesse had me trained in 2 days!
Jesse had me trained in 2 days!
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I was told that the procedure for cat training was difficult. It wasn't.
Jesse had me trained in 2 days!
Jesse had me trained in 2 days!
Me: "YES! The bolts on either side of Frankenstein's neck are for the placement of electrodes and NOT to hold his head onto his body!"😊
Therapist: "I meant, "does anybody have anything to share" about today's topic, Ms. Caramel."🤦🏻♀️
Everybody else in the group:🤣😂🤣😂
Therapist: "I meant, "does anybody have anything to share" about today's topic, Ms. Caramel."🤦🏻♀️
Everybody else in the group:🤣😂🤣😂
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November 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Me: "YES! The bolts on either side of Frankenstein's neck are for the placement of electrodes and NOT to hold his head onto his body!"😊
Therapist: "I meant, "does anybody have anything to share" about today's topic, Ms. Caramel."🤦🏻♀️
Everybody else in the group:🤣😂🤣😂
Therapist: "I meant, "does anybody have anything to share" about today's topic, Ms. Caramel."🤦🏻♀️
Everybody else in the group:🤣😂🤣😂
I'd like to say, yet again, Thank YOU.
You've been very kind to Jesse and me.
You're probably tired of me saying this but, too bad. I'll always show my gratitude for your kindness.
We thank and appreciate you very much.🥰😽
You've been very kind to Jesse and me.
You're probably tired of me saying this but, too bad. I'll always show my gratitude for your kindness.
We thank and appreciate you very much.🥰😽
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November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I'd like to say, yet again, Thank YOU.
You've been very kind to Jesse and me.
You're probably tired of me saying this but, too bad. I'll always show my gratitude for your kindness.
We thank and appreciate you very much.🥰😽
You've been very kind to Jesse and me.
You're probably tired of me saying this but, too bad. I'll always show my gratitude for your kindness.
We thank and appreciate you very much.🥰😽
I won $6.75 at Bingo last evening.
Can't tell me sh*t!
Can't tell me sh*t!
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November 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I won $6.75 at Bingo last evening.
Can't tell me sh*t!
Can't tell me sh*t!
Good morning, Everybody!👋🏽
Last week was a busy one. Every day I had 1 or 2 doctor appointments. It was exhausting! I finally got some much needed rest. Now Jesse and I are back amongst you, bringing the shenanigans😆😸! We missed you!🙂
Happy Saturday, Blu Sky Family/Friends!🥰😽
Last week was a busy one. Every day I had 1 or 2 doctor appointments. It was exhausting! I finally got some much needed rest. Now Jesse and I are back amongst you, bringing the shenanigans😆😸! We missed you!🙂
Happy Saturday, Blu Sky Family/Friends!🥰😽
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning, Everybody!👋🏽
Last week was a busy one. Every day I had 1 or 2 doctor appointments. It was exhausting! I finally got some much needed rest. Now Jesse and I are back amongst you, bringing the shenanigans😆😸! We missed you!🙂
Happy Saturday, Blu Sky Family/Friends!🥰😽
Last week was a busy one. Every day I had 1 or 2 doctor appointments. It was exhausting! I finally got some much needed rest. Now Jesse and I are back amongst you, bringing the shenanigans😆😸! We missed you!🙂
Happy Saturday, Blu Sky Family/Friends!🥰😽
Halloween was interesting. My neighbor talked me into spending the day with her family outside of our Senior/Disabled complex. I was great😃! Some of those children's costumes were absolutely MIND-BLOWING😮!
We both fell asleep on the couch before the evening was done😴.
So much fun though👍🏽.
We both fell asleep on the couch before the evening was done😴.
So much fun though👍🏽.
November 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Halloween was interesting. My neighbor talked me into spending the day with her family outside of our Senior/Disabled complex. I was great😃! Some of those children's costumes were absolutely MIND-BLOWING😮!
We both fell asleep on the couch before the evening was done😴.
So much fun though👍🏽.
We both fell asleep on the couch before the evening was done😴.
So much fun though👍🏽.
Health Aid prepared breakfast for my neighbor and me. 2 eggs (over easy), toast and tea. Easy enough, right?
(20 minutes later)
We've cleared the smoke from the apartment and are now off to have breakfast at the diner down the street.
Lovely person, but that young lady can burn WATER!🤣
(20 minutes later)
We've cleared the smoke from the apartment and are now off to have breakfast at the diner down the street.
Lovely person, but that young lady can burn WATER!🤣
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November 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Health Aid prepared breakfast for my neighbor and me. 2 eggs (over easy), toast and tea. Easy enough, right?
(20 minutes later)
We've cleared the smoke from the apartment and are now off to have breakfast at the diner down the street.
Lovely person, but that young lady can burn WATER!🤣
(20 minutes later)
We've cleared the smoke from the apartment and are now off to have breakfast at the diner down the street.
Lovely person, but that young lady can burn WATER!🤣
I've said so many silly things that I'm sure that my recorded phone calls have been used for training or quality purposes.
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October 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I've said so many silly things that I'm sure that my recorded phone calls have been used for training or quality purposes.
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I can't believe that they just let anybody have children, but I have to have a license to fish.
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October 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I can't believe that they just let anybody have children, but I have to have a license to fish.
Former child actor, Floyd Roger Myers Jr., who portrayed a young Will Smith on "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" and Marlon Jackson on the miniseries "The Jacksons: An American Dream", has died at age 42.
RIP, Floyd Roger Myers Jr.🕯️
RIP, Floyd Roger Myers Jr.🕯️
October 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Former child actor, Floyd Roger Myers Jr., who portrayed a young Will Smith on "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" and Marlon Jackson on the miniseries "The Jacksons: An American Dream", has died at age 42.
RIP, Floyd Roger Myers Jr.🕯️
RIP, Floyd Roger Myers Jr.🕯️
Ghosts are going to be so weird 100 years from now. Some person will walk down a hall, see a ghost twerking and .....POOF!...it just disappears!
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October 30, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Ghosts are going to be so weird 100 years from now. Some person will walk down a hall, see a ghost twerking and .....POOF!...it just disappears!
Yesterday.
Therapist: ".....and that ends our session for today, Ms. Caramel."
Me: "I know what you do when I leave. You can burn all the SAGE you want. I'll still be back!"
Her: 😆🤣
Therapist: ".....and that ends our session for today, Ms. Caramel."
Me: "I know what you do when I leave. You can burn all the SAGE you want. I'll still be back!"
Her: 😆🤣
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Yesterday.
Therapist: ".....and that ends our session for today, Ms. Caramel."
Me: "I know what you do when I leave. You can burn all the SAGE you want. I'll still be back!"
Her: 😆🤣
Therapist: ".....and that ends our session for today, Ms. Caramel."
Me: "I know what you do when I leave. You can burn all the SAGE you want. I'll still be back!"
Her: 😆🤣
My friend told me that she hates me.
Actually, she invited me to yoga class with her, which is basically the same thing.
Actually, she invited me to yoga class with her, which is basically the same thing.
October 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
My friend told me that she hates me.
Actually, she invited me to yoga class with her, which is basically the same thing.
Actually, she invited me to yoga class with her, which is basically the same thing.
There were 2 women in the elevator, speaking with a British accent.
Me: "Hi! Are you ladies from England?"
Them: "Wales."
Me: "I'm sorry. Are you WHALES from England?"
Health Aid: "MS. CARAMEL!" 😱😆🤭
Me: "Hi! Are you ladies from England?"
Them: "Wales."
Me: "I'm sorry. Are you WHALES from England?"
Health Aid: "MS. CARAMEL!" 😱😆🤭
October 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
There were 2 women in the elevator, speaking with a British accent.
Me: "Hi! Are you ladies from England?"
Them: "Wales."
Me: "I'm sorry. Are you WHALES from England?"
Health Aid: "MS. CARAMEL!" 😱😆🤭
Me: "Hi! Are you ladies from England?"
Them: "Wales."
Me: "I'm sorry. Are you WHALES from England?"
Health Aid: "MS. CARAMEL!" 😱😆🤭
Good evening, Everybody!👋🏽
I've missed you all☺️. Jesse and I are doing okay👍🏽. Thank you to everyone who was concerned about us🤗. It's good to be back!🥰
I've missed you all☺️. Jesse and I are doing okay👍🏽. Thank you to everyone who was concerned about us🤗. It's good to be back!🥰
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October 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Good evening, Everybody!👋🏽
I've missed you all☺️. Jesse and I are doing okay👍🏽. Thank you to everyone who was concerned about us🤗. It's good to be back!🥰
I've missed you all☺️. Jesse and I are doing okay👍🏽. Thank you to everyone who was concerned about us🤗. It's good to be back!🥰
I've been away due to some health issues, but I'm okay. Thank you for caring to check on my handsome cat-son Jesse James Hollywood "Butterbean" Jesse and me🥰😽. I'm so happy to be home to relax with my baby and YOU!🫂
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August 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I've been away due to some health issues, but I'm okay. Thank you for caring to check on my handsome cat-son Jesse James Hollywood "Butterbean" Jesse and me🥰😽. I'm so happy to be home to relax with my baby and YOU!🫂
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Today is off to a GREAT start😃! Someone gifted us our favorite snack👍🏽. The Health Aid's over 2 hours late, so she won't partake in any👎🏽. Hopefully, someone will escort Jesse and me outside for a walk today😊. It's a lovely sunny comfortable 70 degree(F) day😁.
Happy Friday, Blue Sky Family!😽🥰
Happy Friday, Blue Sky Family!😽🥰
August 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Today is off to a GREAT start😃! Someone gifted us our favorite snack👍🏽. The Health Aid's over 2 hours late, so she won't partake in any👎🏽. Hopefully, someone will escort Jesse and me outside for a walk today😊. It's a lovely sunny comfortable 70 degree(F) day😁.
Happy Friday, Blue Sky Family!😽🥰
Happy Friday, Blue Sky Family!😽🥰
Good evening, Everybody!👋🏽
Jesse and I are just fine. I've had some appointments and Jesse's spent time with the neighbors. We're now enjoying our time together. We missed you so much, Blue Sky Family/Friends!🥰😽
"🎶Noone's gonna love you the way I do. Nobody!🎶"
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Jesse and I are just fine. I've had some appointments and Jesse's spent time with the neighbors. We're now enjoying our time together. We missed you so much, Blue Sky Family/Friends!🥰😽
"🎶Noone's gonna love you the way I do. Nobody!🎶"
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August 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Good evening, Everybody!👋🏽
Jesse and I are just fine. I've had some appointments and Jesse's spent time with the neighbors. We're now enjoying our time together. We missed you so much, Blue Sky Family/Friends!🥰😽
"🎶Noone's gonna love you the way I do. Nobody!🎶"
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Jesse and I are just fine. I've had some appointments and Jesse's spent time with the neighbors. We're now enjoying our time together. We missed you so much, Blue Sky Family/Friends!🥰😽
"🎶Noone's gonna love you the way I do. Nobody!🎶"
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Therapist: "Ms. Caramel, you should lean more to your compassionate side and less into your judgemental side."
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Me: "That's the most professional way anyone's ever told me to stop being a 'lil b*tch. Thank you."
Her:😆
(long pause)
Me: "That's the most professional way anyone's ever told me to stop being a 'lil b*tch. Thank you."
Her:😆
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August 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Therapist: "Ms. Caramel, you should lean more to your compassionate side and less into your judgemental side."
(long pause)
Me: "That's the most professional way anyone's ever told me to stop being a 'lil b*tch. Thank you."
Her:😆
(long pause)
Me: "That's the most professional way anyone's ever told me to stop being a 'lil b*tch. Thank you."
Her:😆