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Captain Theryonz/Enogmaticscholar-Luz
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Theryonz, 22, It/She/They, not much here yet, might change soon or later. Oh yeah, this blog's also 18+ 🔞(I repost, among other things, some suggestive (AKA kink & fetish) stuff every so often), so minors DNI!
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
the murderest boy in the world. the most murder. fucking kill. local boy too kill to die
Metal Sonic, falling into pieces, and getting back up. Then, dancing at the bottom of the picture, finally glaring at the viewer. Text reads: I GET KNOCKED DOWN. BUT I GET UP AGAIN. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN Mike the Metal Sonic, with his shades and clawed hands, reaching for the viewer with a wide, Metal Overlord-ish toothy grin. He looks happy. Shadow and Metal Sonic face off in the air. Shadow has his phone out. "hold on. if we're gonna spar, let me put on Trap Royalty first" he says. "Of course." says Metal, "Take your time."
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
prettiest girl in the world. the only girl in the owrld. the only girl in the fucking
Amy Rose, standing pretty and cute, wearing a jacket. An arrow is pointing at her, with text reading "girl" Amy jogging. She's got a fist up and a hand out. She doesn't know what she's doing but she looks happy. Amy, with a button-up blouse, resting her elbow on nothing. She's got sunglasses on. and a sunhat. she's so fucking cool. sun
February 5, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
I like Berdly and I like Ralsei and um yea
Berdly and Ralsei from Deltarune face-off in a rap-battle, referencing Parappa the Rapper 2's Noodles Can't Be Beat! Ralsei is holding a tray of cookies, bouncing in the air. Berdly wields a bowl of noodles and chopsticks. "N-DOUBLE-O, D-L-E-S!!" shouts Berdly, beak scrunched in smug conceit. "C-DOUBLE-O, K-I-E-S~!!" chimes Ralsei, looking like the beautiful boy he is. "GREAT TASTING PASTA, BLOW-TO-YOUR-CHEST!" "Great tasting sweets! Blow-to-my-chest~!" On Berdly's side, his audience of Alphys and Papyrus is there to support him, Alphys holding a cup of ramen over her head, and Papyrus waving a flag depicting spaghetti. On Ralsei's side, Susie and Kris express approval, with Susie holding a small flag with pancakes on it, and Kris wearing a "Bangin Sweets My Man" shirt. Ralsei, hovering majestically, sings THE LEGEND (PAL version) by Siivagunner. "Sca-ry Blue NabNab, "Sting-er Flynn... "and Creepy Green from Rain-bow Friends. "O-pil-a Bird, and Box-y Boo. "Buff Huggy Wug-gy, Mine-craft Dude." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7USvxTudkGQ
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
closet furry gamestop employee becomes his fursona and takes it remarkably better than you'd expect
Vance is a toy-fox-dog-man who poses with his green and black keyboard-buster-sword over his shoulder, looking off into the distance thoughtfully. He's got a short, open vest on with a black top, while sleeves with exposed shoulders, and open-toed heeled boots, showing his green-clawed paws. His man "fur color" is black, with an undertone of a light tan-ish cream. He's got sharp, pretty green eyes with black pupils, and a tuft of toon link-looking hair. He's also wearing a white, pointy beanie. Adorned on his thighs, hat, and hands are a green triangle. He looks like this because he's a fan of Zelda and Star Fox, as some ungodly lovechild of Fox McCloud and Link. He's also got a tuft of fur sticking out under his chin, kinda like what some depictions of Rocket Raccoon has. Also, a big dumb plump tail. The tail also has a sock covering some of it. Victor, Vance bird-boyfriend, has a tiny Vance sitting on his finger. Vance looks pensive. Dialogue reads: "Whatcha thinkin' about." asks Victor. "I have a meeting with my supervisor later. I don't know how to change back yet. Kinda freakin out," Vance replies. "Sounds rough, luv. Just relax. I'll show up today, just for you. Worse comes to worst, just call in sick, or whatever. Use your 'I'm doggy' excuse." "He said before over the phone that he sympathized, but that I couldn't use it next time "I have to show up." Next panel, Vance as a doggy, fist-bumping what appears to be the 44th President of the united states, his supervisor. Supervisor: "You uhhh have been promoted to uhhh store manager, Vance. Uhhhhcongratuluuhhaations" Vance: "Wow! Thanks, Boss." Victor, the third wheel, presenting as a human: "--" Supervisor: "You're the boss now, Vance. You the uhhh man now, dog. I wanna see your cute furry ass running this gamestop like uhh "like auhh a lubed-up warmachine." "and uhhh let me be clear, Joker-boy. you work under Vance's gay lil' scrimblo butt too, now. "so uhh get to work. drone-strike some sales targets. "bomb their asses. you know what i mean "get the fuck outta here" Victor drives Vance home. Vance: "I feel like human-you looks more like Kakyoin than the Joker but that's just me" Victor, speech bubble cutting off the panel: "OUR SUPERVISOR IS FUCKING OBAMA"
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
this machine was repurposed to drink soda and kiss people
she's running out of soda
Kaita is a blue android wolf. She's blue with a white undertone, broad shoulders, and a tall frame. She's got big ol boobies and black pants, with an open blue jacket with a red inside. She's got a yellow heart on her belt, and yellow-colored eyes with black pupils. As in, the whole eye is yellow. Distinctly, her neck is black with mechanical detailing. You know, because she's a robot. She also has black high-heels on. She stands a tilted camera angle, leaning over with a sly smirk, and a mischievous glare. Her large clawed hands hang at her sides, wide and open, ready to grab something. Kaita says, "Watch out. "I'll kiss ya." Ivan, a suspiciously Kaita-looking android lizard dog-man with a yellow and black spiky-helmet with serrated teeth and blue eyes narrowed to slits, glares at someone off-screen. Ivan has black claws, suspenders, a white dress shirt, and an exposed, mechanical midsection. "Treat? Treating myself?" he asks, incredulously. "Look, Pal, "You'll never catch me. sayin and doin that sissy-weak shit. alright? "I'm The Man. "I'm That Guy. "I'm Him, and don't you forget it." [Years later] Kaita gestures flamboyantly at herself, drawn in a flowy-yet-crude artstyle. Her eyes are shut, and she's making a sunny, crooked, silly, toothy grin. "I rinky my soba!!!!!! haahahah" She says this with a bright joy in her voice, colored by fire-forged hope and optimism. There is a cup of soda in view. Then she grabs it, presenting it to the viewer, making a wide-mouthed, toothy, stupid smile. "!soga!! mm!!!!! yay" she sips the soda from a straw. with each panel the art degrades further. "mmmmhmhmmh!! mmm! ,rinky! mmmmmmmm myay" she falls over, spilling, lifeless on the ground, ass-cheeks up. her soda is several feet in front of her, spilled. there's a crudely drawn table in the distance on the viewer's left.
February 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
*woke voice* im bat-they
HC, a robot-doll-thing that looks like a bat, stands daintily with their hands at their sides, and one leg standing in front of the other. HC has long rabbit-like ears, with a dark blue-gray "skintone". They have cyan eyeshadow, and eyes made with a deeper-blue hue. HC's hair is slicked back up top and billowing over, black with blue under-tone. They have two cute little fangs (if I do say so myself), black lips, eyelashes, and glasses (though it's hard to tell because stylistically the glasses are drawn as the eyes themselves). Over their shoulders is a short black cloak that ends at their hips, with a cyan undertone. Their sleeves are affixed with yellow cuffs. HC also wears a white ascot, and a black witch's hat with a cyan undertone as well. Not depicted here is the fact that HC is like 3'11 without the boots. They are very short. They also wrote this alt-text, hello HC's outfit has big black sleeves, with a black bra over a bare blue chest, black pants, and a black corset. Below are stark-white boots with black heels and soles. A friend described the look as some kind of witch-pirate, which feels adequate. A smaller mugshot of them with weirder, unfocused eyes is also shown, with the text "KILL" drawn nearby. More Text reads: "HC" "Fauxbaphoux" "That Fuckhead Merchant Doll Who Bought My Family Heirlooms For Five Bucks Without Telling Me They Were Worth Thousands OF Dollars But Felt Guilty And Gave It Back After I threatened To Break Their Face" [[He is playing Scent of Love Bayonetta Pachislot in his head]] Hc is depicted in side-profile, depicting their handsome snout and funny whiskers, giving an open-mouthed smirk at the viewer with their round, cartoonish eyeballs. More text below reads, [[don't forget. she IS long and fucked up]] Lastly are two drawings, one of an HC-looking platypus, and an identical-looking platypus, but with HC's witch-hat, a beauty mark, and longer eyelashes. Text by each drawing reads: "a platypus...? "HC THE PLATYPUS"
February 4, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
"I'm like a sexy little meowth" -fucked up little machine-man
Baxter, a "Cyber Imp", poses confidently with a fist on his hip, and his other hand reaching over behind his head. I don't know what the pose means but he looks confident, glaring up at someone off-screen with a sharp, toothy grin. He's got shiny black pants, suspenders with red buckles, and shiny black thigh-high boots. He also has a tanktop with a collar. Like, it's a dress shirt with no sleeves. Shows his cleavage pretty well. As for his face, he looks like a weird cat with gray fur and black hair, except he doesn't have fur, it's all just solid colors. He's a robot imp so I guess it makes sense? He also has a bright red-colored chest, with red under-arms that contrast with his dark dray skintone. His boots are high-heels because of course they are. He also has that pointed tail demons have. Lastly, he has white gloves. They look cool in my opinion but if you disagree that's fair. Another pic of Baxter, except he's sitting on the floor, posed in a way that shows his open chest more. He's scratching behind his head, while glaring up and away at something, annoyed. There's a doodle in the top left of him hanging on his boss, a tall wolf-man with black glasses, who looks awkward and uneasy about it. More Baxter drawings. He has a prominently featured ass in two of them because he's my type, one where he's leaping and looking over his shoulder, and another where he's seen from behind, reclining. There's a doodle of him pointing at the viewer with a devilish grin. His big-ass forehead has "HEHE" written on it, because he's chuckling evilly.
February 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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the-hydroxian.bsky.social
it's Victor! my bird boy. I cannot stand his plastic ass
Various drawings of Victor, a human-sized Toy Bird that looks suspiciously like an openly gay version of Falco Lombardi. He's got black hair, purple and blue "feathers" (he's made of plastic but that's the best way to describe it), a black tank-top, and shiny black pants. His belt has a pause/play button on it because he's a sentient mp3 player. He's also got black heels on as well. In one drawing he's grinning with an absent, head-empty look in his cyan eye, with his ass having the word "JUICY" written on it, along with an aux jack on his upper back. Victor has holes on his chest because he has a speaker because he's a toy. Like a really shitty toy you'd find on temu with a bad, tinny speaker. He's also wearing green earrings even though he doesn't fucking have any ears "Yugioh's 4kids dub was a very formative experience for my identity." he says. Victor with a wide-legged stance, eyeing the viewer. His clothing is all plastic like he is, with only his hair looking natural. It's all molded to his body, and he kinda looks like a mega man x reploid. He's got his red jacket on again, and he looks ready to party or something. A better ref of Victor, this time decked out with his bright red jacket. He's got big stupid hips and legs. He's staring at the camera like a dead-eyed animatronic. There's a price tag on him that indicates he's worth five cents. His height is listed as nine inches or seven feet, because he can do that. "Your choice, luv." he says to someone on his left. "you're from massachusetts you're not even british" they reply. "shut tje fuck up, luv" More descriptive text reads: Victor the Boy-Toy AKA - an inorganic entity that actualized itself as a toy of a shitty derivative bird-sona (mouth not moving) "*kzzsch* 'ey mozart why don't you play with MY stupid little fat ass'" (His mouth an face can in-fact move. he just likes to creep people out) When drawing him, make him look pretty, yet slightly "off" (unless he's meant to look sympathetic or flattering) Think of an incomplete, early-cgi model used in some kind of mtv bumer. Omit showing his tongue when his mouth is open. [[Not listed in the picture, but as a final comment: He has teeth. Like, it's just two plastic hooves in his mouth that he grins with, and it looks weird.]]
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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hattiestgal.bsky.social
Speaking of getting my energy back, I'm gonna be trying to finish all pending loaves today, which also means I'll be taking two more!

As per usual, they'll be $25 USD a piece! DM if interested!
January 23, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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hattiestgal.bsky.social
Heya critters, this may seem kinda silly, but I tumbled down a staircase earlier. I'm not seriously hurt as far as I can tell, but it has made it unpleasant to be up and about.

All of this to say, if ya have spare cash to help me order meals for a little, that'd be lovely

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January 21, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Jar Jraws January day 12

grab yourself a hot cup of cocoa, i got apple cider right here freshly brewed
January 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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Hey y'all, my partner @faelune.bsky.social is in a really tight spot and needs some help to cover bills! There's more info on the kofi page, but please if you're able, consider donating and spreading this post so that she can reach her goal!

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December 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Heya, a fuckass autorenew payment nabbed just enough money to keep me from buying lunch, so!

Want your sona loafified? Offering one of these for $20 that I will finish same day, guaranteed. DM if interested, and sorry to keep being a bother, ehehe
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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hattiestgal.bsky.social
Heya, sorry to do this y'all, but I've been having one of the most terrible nights I've had in a while, and dont have the energy to really get out of bed. Theres no obligation in the slightest, but if you'd like to toss some money my way for dinner, I'd be extremely grateful.

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November 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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hattiestgal.bsky.social
Oughh I've been in pain all morning i desire little treat... So! Wanna buy me lunch? $25 and I'll doodle your critter! Just make sure to message me on here if you dono!

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November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Hey! Wanna buy a fox lunch? You know the deal at this point, $25 and I'll doodle your critter! Just make sure to DM me on here if you dono!

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November 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Heya, wanna buy me dinner? unfortunately, i can't guarantee a doodle this time because I'm extremely exhausted, but i haven't been able to eat all day, and im really starting to feel it.

There is no obligation, but if you want to support me, the help is very appreciated...

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November 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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hattiestgal.bsky.social
Speaking of getting my art energy back! Gonna really try and hunker down and work on some of these doodles later today, and that includes..!

Wanna by a fox lunch? $25, and I'll doodle your critter! Just make sure to message me if you dono!

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October 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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October 31, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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I REALLY hate to ask for help, but due to a failed freelancer gig and then getting sick right after, I lost alot of possible income and could use some fast aid for bills.

I plan to jump back on commissions ASAP tomorrow, but I could use any funds if you can offer any.

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September 4, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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koboldfactory.bsky.social
Oh, the agony...
a drawing of my fursona drawing on her tablet with the canvas conveniently out of view. she is making an awestruck expression and text is displayed next to her saying: "drawing the coolest pixel art she's ever made, but she can't show anyone because it's from the final area of her game."
September 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Wanna help support me for my b-day? Donate to my kofi! All donos will also contribute to the ongoing wg drive, which is getting an update today!!

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August 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM