CaptainTr00
@captaintr00.bsky.social
Dad Gamer. Half Brother on Spotify.
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You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
May 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
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Two new Spunk emotes for @captaintr00.bsky.social ! 💚 ❇️ 💚
They are such a hilarious set, I love them both so much LOL
They are such a hilarious set, I love them both so much LOL
April 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Two new Spunk emotes for @captaintr00.bsky.social ! 💚 ❇️ 💚
They are such a hilarious set, I love them both so much LOL
They are such a hilarious set, I love them both so much LOL
Hate when I’m straight jorkin it and the person at the deli counter calls security
March 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Hate when I’m straight jorkin it and the person at the deli counter calls security
No one will care about this but Mr. McFeely of Speedy Delivery Service was the wizard supreme of our timeline.
March 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
No one will care about this but Mr. McFeely of Speedy Delivery Service was the wizard supreme of our timeline.
Goat yoga is for submissives that like being dominated by domesticated wildlife
March 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Goat yoga is for submissives that like being dominated by domesticated wildlife
Nordstrom Rack really missing the opportunity to have “Nice Rack” as their slogan
March 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Nordstrom Rack really missing the opportunity to have “Nice Rack” as their slogan
Watching Nosferatu and I guess he doesn’t even say Bounce On It Crazy Style?????????
March 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Watching Nosferatu and I guess he doesn’t even say Bounce On It Crazy Style?????????
Love Is Blind Dave is probably the biggest loser in all of the show history and there are some mfs on this shit.
February 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Love Is Blind Dave is probably the biggest loser in all of the show history and there are some mfs on this shit.
If they don’t make shrek look like shrek before this film releases, they will single-handedly bring Mayan mass sacrifices back in style.
February 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If they don’t make shrek look like shrek before this film releases, they will single-handedly bring Mayan mass sacrifices back in style.
It’s hard to believe ppl like RFK Jr, Trump, and Elon are even real. Everything feels so surreal - when will sanity be a thing again
February 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It’s hard to believe ppl like RFK Jr, Trump, and Elon are even real. Everything feels so surreal - when will sanity be a thing again
The United States needs foreign intervention and help. We are watching in real time our safeguards, way of life, and structure be dismantled every day.
February 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The United States needs foreign intervention and help. We are watching in real time our safeguards, way of life, and structure be dismantled every day.
Me watching S2E4 of Severance: IRV IS MY MF GOAT RAHHHH
February 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Me watching S2E4 of Severance: IRV IS MY MF GOAT RAHHHH
There’s been more plane related accidents this year than it seems there has been in a long time. 24 years to be exact, if I had to put a number on it.
February 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
There’s been more plane related accidents this year than it seems there has been in a long time. 24 years to be exact, if I had to put a number on it.
With our luck, science will probably successfully create a portal to block the incoming asteroid only for it be transported to some alien planet, devastate them, and they retaliate 😍
February 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
With our luck, science will probably successfully create a portal to block the incoming asteroid only for it be transported to some alien planet, devastate them, and they retaliate 😍
Actively producing my final shit of my 30th birthday. Bittersweet!
February 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Actively producing my final shit of my 30th birthday. Bittersweet!
I’m looking for other independent musicians/artists on BlueSky 👀
What are we cooking up this year?
What are we cooking up this year?
February 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’m looking for other independent musicians/artists on BlueSky 👀
What are we cooking up this year?
What are we cooking up this year?
The NRA been awfully quiet ever since the dictatorship took power - weird, thought that was their whole schtick
February 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The NRA been awfully quiet ever since the dictatorship took power - weird, thought that was their whole schtick
I need an AI version of Nandor singing the verse of Rain by Sleep Token.
February 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I need an AI version of Nandor singing the verse of Rain by Sleep Token.
henlo m name britmay mehomes pls me hoosbin patricia is in jail need 500 vbucks release him
February 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
henlo m name britmay mehomes pls me hoosbin patricia is in jail need 500 vbucks release him
Hope it was an honor to absolutely fall flat on their dumb faces in front of Trump at the Super Bowl. GG Patricia Hormones & Trinity Kelsey
February 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Hope it was an honor to absolutely fall flat on their dumb faces in front of Trump at the Super Bowl. GG Patricia Hormones & Trinity Kelsey
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Hey Rivals,
The first half of Season 1 is reaching its end with the second half set to kick off on February 21, 2025! Get ready to welcome two new Super Heroes to Marvel Rivals-The Thing and Human Torch.
Check out the details here >> marvelrivals.com/devdiaries/202...
The first half of Season 1 is reaching its end with the second half set to kick off on February 21, 2025! Get ready to welcome two new Super Heroes to Marvel Rivals-The Thing and Human Torch.
Check out the details here >> marvelrivals.com/devdiaries/202...
February 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hey Rivals,
The first half of Season 1 is reaching its end with the second half set to kick off on February 21, 2025! Get ready to welcome two new Super Heroes to Marvel Rivals-The Thing and Human Torch.
Check out the details here >> marvelrivals.com/devdiaries/202...
The first half of Season 1 is reaching its end with the second half set to kick off on February 21, 2025! Get ready to welcome two new Super Heroes to Marvel Rivals-The Thing and Human Torch.
Check out the details here >> marvelrivals.com/devdiaries/202...
I’ve never wanted Bane to make his appearance at a sporting event more than I have today.
February 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I’ve never wanted Bane to make his appearance at a sporting event more than I have today.
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i hate wicked fr (it sucks so much ( totally my opinion))
February 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i hate wicked fr (it sucks so much ( totally my opinion))
Kansas City has the opportunity to do the funniest thing by having Taylor Swift start as QB
February 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Kansas City has the opportunity to do the funniest thing by having Taylor Swift start as QB