captains dead
@captainsdead.bsky.social
that guy from that thing a long time ago
My life is just super awesome past 2 weeks. First lose my job. Second get covid. Third still dealing with side effects of said covid. Lastly, was supposed to have Thanksgiving w my kids and ex. Had some egg rolls earlier in the day. Wake up from Nap and throw them up. So now just laying here.
November 23, 2023 at 8:29 PM
My life is just super awesome past 2 weeks. First lose my job. Second get covid. Third still dealing with side effects of said covid. Lastly, was supposed to have Thanksgiving w my kids and ex. Had some egg rolls earlier in the day. Wake up from Nap and throw them up. So now just laying here.
So tired of being exhausted. Hopefully this covid malaise ends soon. No longer contagious just I just want to sleep all day
November 22, 2023 at 11:43 PM
So tired of being exhausted. Hopefully this covid malaise ends soon. No longer contagious just I just want to sleep all day
I either got the vids or the flu. Either way it's super neat
November 13, 2023 at 12:38 PM
I either got the vids or the flu. Either way it's super neat
Yeah it's 5 am but I'm making chilli. These are the golden hours for me.
November 12, 2023 at 11:01 AM
Yeah it's 5 am but I'm making chilli. These are the golden hours for me.
So good night for Dems yet trump is somehow leading in the polls. I like biden, but I don't think he's the best dem solution but at same time, who? I wish Beto was more of a challenger, but I can't name anyone else. Fucked up
November 8, 2023 at 1:32 PM
So good night for Dems yet trump is somehow leading in the polls. I like biden, but I don't think he's the best dem solution but at same time, who? I wish Beto was more of a challenger, but I can't name anyone else. Fucked up
Never forget. 3 years ago today
November 7, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Never forget. 3 years ago today
Sup folks. Been awhile but Twitter has finally broken my back. Can't deal with it anymore. Sad cause I've been on there for 16 years or so and met so many awesome folks who I consider friends. Eh whatever.
November 7, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Sup folks. Been awhile but Twitter has finally broken my back. Can't deal with it anymore. Sad cause I've been on there for 16 years or so and met so many awesome folks who I consider friends. Eh whatever.
Ha ha so musk is gonna start charging to use Twitter. Hard pass
September 19, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Ha ha so musk is gonna start charging to use Twitter. Hard pass
Not even worth it
August 27, 2023 at 9:01 PM
Not even worth it
mac is doing my record shopping today cause i have to be on a budget
August 27, 2023 at 6:54 PM
mac is doing my record shopping today cause i have to be on a budget
i have some many usb c cables and i dont know where they came from. i mean i have a theory, but i dont know which goes w what device. first world problems i know
August 27, 2023 at 10:54 AM
i have some many usb c cables and i dont know where they came from. i mean i have a theory, but i dont know which goes w what device. first world problems i know
listen i dislike cops as much as the next person, but watching these dui videos good god i tests my patience just watching them.
August 26, 2023 at 9:59 AM
listen i dislike cops as much as the next person, but watching these dui videos good god i tests my patience just watching them.
think i may get a cat this weekend. i really want a dog but my lifestyle which is really non existent is more tailored for a cat. i just dont want an asshole cat. my mom has 2 awesome cats that just lay next to you and dont start any trouble. just nice and loving. idk?
August 24, 2023 at 8:03 PM
think i may get a cat this weekend. i really want a dog but my lifestyle which is really non existent is more tailored for a cat. i just dont want an asshole cat. my mom has 2 awesome cats that just lay next to you and dont start any trouble. just nice and loving. idk?
thinking about growing a rat tail. i think its a pretty solid decision
August 24, 2023 at 11:16 AM
thinking about growing a rat tail. i think its a pretty solid decision
again i love watching these dui videos. today's special w a woman so wasted she thought her handiwipe was a phone and started dialing and talking like someone was there. chefs kiss
August 22, 2023 at 8:48 PM
again i love watching these dui videos. today's special w a woman so wasted she thought her handiwipe was a phone and started dialing and talking like someone was there. chefs kiss
I hate this so much
August 22, 2023 at 11:10 AM
I hate this so much
i really want to delete my twitter acct, but its 16 years old and ive had enough breakups for the past year
August 21, 2023 at 10:26 AM
i really want to delete my twitter acct, but its 16 years old and ive had enough breakups for the past year
listen i normally order local w every meal, but sometimes im just lazy. so i order dominos, and sometimes, like tonight, that shit slaps as the kids say
August 20, 2023 at 11:08 PM
listen i normally order local w every meal, but sometimes im just lazy. so i order dominos, and sometimes, like tonight, that shit slaps as the kids say
just got an alert that one of the greatest records ever, los lobos' kiko is for sale on discogs, but man 60 bucks is hard to swallow. will i buy it, prob, but i dont like it
August 20, 2023 at 10:38 PM
just got an alert that one of the greatest records ever, los lobos' kiko is for sale on discogs, but man 60 bucks is hard to swallow. will i buy it, prob, but i dont like it
ive sold a few things on fb marketplace and everyone that has bought from me has been cool as shit. just listed something this morning and like 20 spam messages from ppl who joined like 3 days ago.
August 20, 2023 at 2:24 PM
ive sold a few things on fb marketplace and everyone that has bought from me has been cool as shit. just listed something this morning and like 20 spam messages from ppl who joined like 3 days ago.
August 19, 2023 at 11:26 PM
its always amazing how much ppl cannot handle their alcohol. all these dui cop videos making me lose more faith in humanity which was already at the lowest point in human history
August 19, 2023 at 9:46 PM
its always amazing how much ppl cannot handle their alcohol. all these dui cop videos making me lose more faith in humanity which was already at the lowest point in human history
Listen I dont fall for hype, but I swear Lana del Rey is a very special artist
August 18, 2023 at 9:11 PM
Listen I dont fall for hype, but I swear Lana del Rey is a very special artist
I'm in Twitter jail cause of this but yet there are Nazis and shit flooding the site
August 13, 2023 at 5:38 PM
I'm in Twitter jail cause of this but yet there are Nazis and shit flooding the site