charles in charge |literally ilya
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MDNI. professional 9-1-1 meme maker. 29. Actor. Pansexual. Nonbinary woman. They/she. AUDHD. CHRONIC OVER-SHARER. BLACK LIVES MATTER. FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
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Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
February 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
me when i accidentally send a nude to my bestie
a woman says well what do you think on a paramount network ad
ALT: a woman says well what do you think on a paramount network ad
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February 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
me when i accidentally send a nude to my bestie
i am almost in tears for the 3rd?? time today!! everything is too fucking much and i cannot handle it!!!!!!
February 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
i am almost in tears for the 3rd?? time today!! everything is too fucking much and i cannot handle it!!!!!!
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February 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
i was drunk last night post hookup and i literally do not remember this ahhahaha
February 18, 2026 at 7:49 PM
i was drunk last night post hookup and i literally do not remember this ahhahaha
IM GONNA BE IN A SHOW AGAIN (FOR LIKE ONE SCENE AS A JUROR WITH NO LINES) BUT I JUST REALIZED THE THURS NIGHT I HAVE TO BE THERE IS THE EP WERE BUDDIE GOES TO NASHVILLE AND THEN THE NASHVILLE EPISODE. IF BUDDIE GOES CANON AND IM NOT THERE TO SEE IT LIVE IM GOING TO SELF IMPLODE
February 18, 2026 at 5:24 PM
IM GONNA BE IN A SHOW AGAIN (FOR LIKE ONE SCENE AS A JUROR WITH NO LINES) BUT I JUST REALIZED THE THURS NIGHT I HAVE TO BE THERE IS THE EP WERE BUDDIE GOES TO NASHVILLE AND THEN THE NASHVILLE EPISODE. IF BUDDIE GOES CANON AND IM NOT THERE TO SEE IT LIVE IM GOING TO SELF IMPLODE
post sex moes save me
February 18, 2026 at 4:20 AM
post sex moes save me
orgasms when you're tipsy>>>>>>>>>
February 18, 2026 at 3:12 AM
orgasms when you're tipsy>>>>>>>>>
me, butt ass naked in my living room with my fwb who is also butt ass naked:
my mom: *decides to call and tell me about her heart problems ive been trying not to think about*
my mom: *decides to call and tell me about her heart problems ive been trying not to think about*
a close up of a smiley face with big eyes and teeth .
ALT: a close up of a smiley face with big eyes and teeth .
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February 18, 2026 at 3:05 AM
me, butt ass naked in my living room with my fwb who is also butt ass naked:
my mom: *decides to call and tell me about her heart problems ive been trying not to think about*
my mom: *decides to call and tell me about her heart problems ive been trying not to think about*
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Happy Tuesday the 17th to those who celebrate
February 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Happy Tuesday the 17th to those who celebrate
Clipboard Charlie. Does that do anything for ya?
February 17, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Clipboard Charlie. Does that do anything for ya?
delicious vegan dinner. ostark wife me up quick before someone else does (unlikely tbh)
February 17, 2026 at 12:35 AM
delicious vegan dinner. ostark wife me up quick before someone else does (unlikely tbh)
lmao
February 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
lmao
68 degrees and sunny :)
February 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
68 degrees and sunny :)
i would be there all day and all night if he said that shit to me GOODBYE
February 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
i would be there all day and all night if he said that shit to me GOODBYE
ilya is so me in every way except im not a top
February 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
ilya is so me in every way except im not a top
need someone to make out with me the way shane and ilya do cus FUCK
February 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
need someone to make out with me the way shane and ilya do cus FUCK
was nauseous all day, when i called out of work for tomorrow, i pretty much immediately felt better and now im eating so much to make up for what i didn't eat
February 16, 2026 at 5:30 AM
was nauseous all day, when i called out of work for tomorrow, i pretty much immediately felt better and now im eating so much to make up for what i didn't eat
cant even fucking nap in peace im about to run away to the fuckin mountains or smth jesus christ
February 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
cant even fucking nap in peace im about to run away to the fuckin mountains or smth jesus christ
im already self conscious about my hirsutism you don't have to point it out. "you shave today?" I WILL END YOU
February 15, 2026 at 7:38 PM
im already self conscious about my hirsutism you don't have to point it out. "you shave today?" I WILL END YOU
the hamsomest boy you'll ever see
February 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
the hamsomest boy you'll ever see
save me two tums save me
February 15, 2026 at 3:49 PM
save me two tums save me
was just going to do basic cleaning but i reorganized my kitchen and then was going to fix a drawer, broke it more, then fixed it, and i still have other shit to do
February 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
was just going to do basic cleaning but i reorganized my kitchen and then was going to fix a drawer, broke it more, then fixed it, and i still have other shit to do