Stuart
@captainlinger5678.bsky.social
Happily married freelance writer, here to help rid the world of the MAGA plague. That and have fun talking to like-minded people.
👩❤️👨 🐶 🐶 💙 🌈 ⌨️ 🎸 🎞️ 📺 🍺 🥃 🍷 🏈 and whatnot.
👩❤️👨 🐶 🐶 💙 🌈 ⌨️ 🎸 🎞️ 📺 🍺 🥃 🍷 🏈 and whatnot.
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Stuart
@captainlinger5678.bsky.social
· Feb 24
Once upon a time, I wrote fun stuff. None of it had to do with Diaper Donny or the crap that makes my blood boil today. Some of it was for Cartoon Network, before Adult Swim. Every day, I'm going to post something I wrote then that reminds me of a time when a fun country wasn't going to shit.
If the MAGA base is satisfied with this bullshit move, they're even more stupid than I thought. Like, centuries and centuries ago stupid. But they will get to enjoy discovering fire.
Trump Administration Live Updates: Bondi Assigns Prosecutor to Look Into Epstein’s Ties to Prominent Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If the MAGA base is satisfied with this bullshit move, they're even more stupid than I thought. Like, centuries and centuries ago stupid. But they will get to enjoy discovering fire.
Dear Megyn Kelly,
I understand you're confused about what constitutes pedophilia. Not that it surprises me, you seem to be confused by a lot of things most people aren't. But until you figure it out, please don't tell men (stupid enough) to listen to you it's okay to have sex with girls under 18.
I understand you're confused about what constitutes pedophilia. Not that it surprises me, you seem to be confused by a lot of things most people aren't. But until you figure it out, please don't tell men (stupid enough) to listen to you it's okay to have sex with girls under 18.
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Dear Megyn Kelly,
I understand you're confused about what constitutes pedophilia. Not that it surprises me, you seem to be confused by a lot of things most people aren't. But until you figure it out, please don't tell men (stupid enough) to listen to you it's okay to have sex with girls under 18.
I understand you're confused about what constitutes pedophilia. Not that it surprises me, you seem to be confused by a lot of things most people aren't. But until you figure it out, please don't tell men (stupid enough) to listen to you it's okay to have sex with girls under 18.
Sometimes I wonder if Donald Trump lies in bed at night wishing he’d never met Jeffrey Epstein and molested and raped all those underaged girls. Then I remind myself who Donald Trump is and the answer is no, he doesn’t. Then I wish I could have those 5 seconds of wondering back.
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Sometimes I wonder if Donald Trump lies in bed at night wishing he’d never met Jeffrey Epstein and molested and raped all those underaged girls. Then I remind myself who Donald Trump is and the answer is no, he doesn’t. Then I wish I could have those 5 seconds of wondering back.
Reposted by Stuart
I want a reporter to ask J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio, Mike Johnson and Lindsey Graham, among others, what they think of pedophiles, and get their exact response on record. Then we can compare it to what they say after Trump is finally exposed.
October 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I want a reporter to ask J.D. Vance, Marco Rubio, Mike Johnson and Lindsey Graham, among others, what they think of pedophiles, and get their exact response on record. Then we can compare it to what they say after Trump is finally exposed.
Me and a few thousand friends in Dallas yesterday. 100% peaceful, as it was everywhere. A very nice lady asked if she could take a picture of my shirt. She then told me I looked like Robert Plant. I thanked the nice lady profusely, then wished her luck on her upcoming cataract surgery.
October 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Me and a few thousand friends in Dallas yesterday. 100% peaceful, as it was everywhere. A very nice lady asked if she could take a picture of my shirt. She then told me I looked like Robert Plant. I thanked the nice lady profusely, then wished her luck on her upcoming cataract surgery.
Wrong, you soulless fuck. Kids are who Trump had sex with. These were adults making these comments. But I understand why you would come to their defense.
JD Vance brushes off racist texts by adults in Republican group chat as ‘what kids do’
Vice-president downplays messages such as ‘I love Hitler’ in chat by 24 to 35-year-olds to ‘stupid jokes’
www.theguardian.com
October 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Wrong, you soulless fuck. Kids are who Trump had sex with. These were adults making these comments. But I understand why you would come to their defense.
When I think back to all the years in junior and senior high, showering after PE class, I only now realize how prolific autism must have been.
October 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
When I think back to all the years in junior and senior high, showering after PE class, I only now realize how prolific autism must have been.
Wait until all the MAGATs upset about Bad Bunny performing at halftime see all those D.E.I. hires playing on the field.
October 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Wait until all the MAGATs upset about Bad Bunny performing at halftime see all those D.E.I. hires playing on the field.
Somewhere George Carlin and Lenny Bruce are watching wondering what the fuck happened to comedy.
But congratulations on your Soulless Fuck Tour.
But congratulations on your Soulless Fuck Tour.
October 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Somewhere George Carlin and Lenny Bruce are watching wondering what the fuck happened to comedy.
But congratulations on your Soulless Fuck Tour.
But congratulations on your Soulless Fuck Tour.
I understand the colleges that sign will get 100 pallets of A1 every month.
Trump Administration Asks Colleges to Sign ‘Compact’ to Get Funding Preference
www.nytimes.com
October 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I understand the colleges that sign will get 100 pallets of A1 every month.
I'm back after being hacked and subsequently suspended for weeks. But everything's jake now, thank the baby Jesus. What have I missed?
October 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm back after being hacked and subsequently suspended for weeks. But everything's jake now, thank the baby Jesus. What have I missed?
