Captain Keith
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Are you or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?
How would grumpy trumpy answer?
How would grumpy trumpy answer?
August 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Are you or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?
How would grumpy trumpy answer?
How would grumpy trumpy answer?
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Trump sits with the prime minister and insults one of our elected mayors.
Ignorant fukwit.
Demented grumble and grunt.
Fuck off home!
Ignorant fukwit.
Demented grumble and grunt.
Fuck off home!
July 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Trump sits with the prime minister and insults one of our elected mayors.
Ignorant fukwit.
Demented grumble and grunt.
Fuck off home!
Ignorant fukwit.
Demented grumble and grunt.
Fuck off home!
trump’s stupidity defies the laws of gravity
Lewis Carol must be turning in his grave… consumed with jealousy
this imbecile is talking about “all the windmills in valleys”.
This moron “looked over the horizon”
Is it possible to be more stupid without having a certificate issued by a doctor?
Lewis Carol must be turning in his grave… consumed with jealousy
this imbecile is talking about “all the windmills in valleys”.
This moron “looked over the horizon”
Is it possible to be more stupid without having a certificate issued by a doctor?
July 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
trump’s stupidity defies the laws of gravity
Lewis Carol must be turning in his grave… consumed with jealousy
this imbecile is talking about “all the windmills in valleys”.
This moron “looked over the horizon”
Is it possible to be more stupid without having a certificate issued by a doctor?
Lewis Carol must be turning in his grave… consumed with jealousy
this imbecile is talking about “all the windmills in valleys”.
This moron “looked over the horizon”
Is it possible to be more stupid without having a certificate issued by a doctor?
I know how Rod Stewart feels… in my head I’m in tune!
June 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I know how Rod Stewart feels… in my head I’m in tune!
It was thoughtful of trump to include God as one of the people who helped in trump’s military ‘success’ last night.
God can take the day off now.
God can take the day off now.
June 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
It was thoughtful of trump to include God as one of the people who helped in trump’s military ‘success’ last night.
God can take the day off now.
God can take the day off now.
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when no one attends your shitty dictator parade
June 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
when no one attends your shitty dictator parade
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Next week's bestseller 😃
May 31, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Next week's bestseller 😃
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President Trump, "We don't do much business with Canada"
PM Mark Carney, "Canada is the largest client of the United States"
Trump fact-checked in real time 👏
PM Mark Carney, "Canada is the largest client of the United States"
Trump fact-checked in real time 👏
May 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
President Trump, "We don't do much business with Canada"
PM Mark Carney, "Canada is the largest client of the United States"
Trump fact-checked in real time 👏
PM Mark Carney, "Canada is the largest client of the United States"
Trump fact-checked in real time 👏
Just listening to trump insulting his guest Prime Minster Mark Carney.
Forest trump must be the most thick skinned, ignorant half wit that has ever been in a position of authority.
The worst of American culture, the worst of American everything. A loathsome country now.
Forest trump must be the most thick skinned, ignorant half wit that has ever been in a position of authority.
The worst of American culture, the worst of American everything. A loathsome country now.
May 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Just listening to trump insulting his guest Prime Minster Mark Carney.
Forest trump must be the most thick skinned, ignorant half wit that has ever been in a position of authority.
The worst of American culture, the worst of American everything. A loathsome country now.
Forest trump must be the most thick skinned, ignorant half wit that has ever been in a position of authority.
The worst of American culture, the worst of American everything. A loathsome country now.
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10%
25%
Pause
Raise money
54%
20%
Stop the ripping off
Raise money
Increase manufacturing
105%
35%
Pause
10%
47%
20%
Pause (short)
Pause (long)
10%
Complicated formula
47%
Said Alice from the Wonderland White House.
The all American Loser!
25%
Pause
Raise money
54%
20%
Stop the ripping off
Raise money
Increase manufacturing
105%
35%
Pause
10%
47%
20%
Pause (short)
Pause (long)
10%
Complicated formula
47%
Said Alice from the Wonderland White House.
The all American Loser!
April 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
10%
25%
Pause
Raise money
54%
20%
Stop the ripping off
Raise money
Increase manufacturing
105%
35%
Pause
10%
47%
20%
Pause (short)
Pause (long)
10%
Complicated formula
47%
Said Alice from the Wonderland White House.
The all American Loser!
25%
Pause
Raise money
54%
20%
Stop the ripping off
Raise money
Increase manufacturing
105%
35%
Pause
10%
47%
20%
Pause (short)
Pause (long)
10%
Complicated formula
47%
Said Alice from the Wonderland White House.
The all American Loser!
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War hero schools a chickenhawk.
April 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
War hero schools a chickenhawk.
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In the Australian Territories where no humans live, the Penguins have banned US Imports
April 3, 2025 at 9:40 AM
In the Australian Territories where no humans live, the Penguins have banned US Imports
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I don't think we Aussies will use Tarriffs yet. Our trade is quite small so we will just Boycott America and quietly find other markets
April 3, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I don't think we Aussies will use Tarriffs yet. Our trade is quite small so we will just Boycott America and quietly find other markets
Penguins! What do they do? They waddle thru’ life taking advantage of American generosity.
They’ve brought this on themselves. Tariffs are the only answer to these so called birds.
They’ve brought this on themselves. Tariffs are the only answer to these so called birds.
April 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Penguins! What do they do? They waddle thru’ life taking advantage of American generosity.
They’ve brought this on themselves. Tariffs are the only answer to these so called birds.
They’ve brought this on themselves. Tariffs are the only answer to these so called birds.
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I'm no good with patterns. Can someone help me out here?
April 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I'm no good with patterns. Can someone help me out here?
But they used to grow food in Kansas
Now they grow it on the moon and eat it raw
I can see the day coming when even your home garden
Is gonna be against the law
Well, it's sundown on the union
And what's made in the USA
Sure was a good idea
'Til greed got in the way
Dylan 42 years ago
Now they grow it on the moon and eat it raw
I can see the day coming when even your home garden
Is gonna be against the law
Well, it's sundown on the union
And what's made in the USA
Sure was a good idea
'Til greed got in the way
Dylan 42 years ago
April 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
But they used to grow food in Kansas
Now they grow it on the moon and eat it raw
I can see the day coming when even your home garden
Is gonna be against the law
Well, it's sundown on the union
And what's made in the USA
Sure was a good idea
'Til greed got in the way
Dylan 42 years ago
Now they grow it on the moon and eat it raw
I can see the day coming when even your home garden
Is gonna be against the law
Well, it's sundown on the union
And what's made in the USA
Sure was a good idea
'Til greed got in the way
Dylan 42 years ago
Just in case JDV hasn’t heard or been advised … we don’t need his opinions on free speech.
I refer him to our history, our government and our judicial system.
I refer him to our history, our government and our judicial system.
April 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Just in case JDV hasn’t heard or been advised … we don’t need his opinions on free speech.
I refer him to our history, our government and our judicial system.
I refer him to our history, our government and our judicial system.