captain smollet (frog)
@captainfroge.bsky.social
braving the high seas in search of my marooned ex
Dun dun do-da dun dun-da-da, HONK HONK HONK HONK
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Dun dun do-da dun dun-da-da, HONK HONK HONK HONK
Fear not the man who has cranked ten thousand hogs one time. Fear the man who has cranked 1 hog ten thousand times.
October 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Fear not the man who has cranked ten thousand hogs one time. Fear the man who has cranked 1 hog ten thousand times.
jack spriggins is a criminal
September 1, 2025 at 11:38 AM
jack spriggins is a criminal
The tale of Frankenstein and the unnamed doctor
August 31, 2025 at 11:21 AM
The tale of Frankenstein and the unnamed doctor
I have been married less than one day and I have already done some Very Sensible* things that have required me to reiterate that our vows DEFINITELY** contained "in stupid and in smart"
* No
** They didn't
* No
** They didn't
August 31, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I have been married less than one day and I have already done some Very Sensible* things that have required me to reiterate that our vows DEFINITELY** contained "in stupid and in smart"
* No
** They didn't
* No
** They didn't
peg leg is friend not food
February 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
peg leg is friend not food
BEN SKILLET, WHY SHOW HOLE?
February 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
BEN SKILLET, WHY SHOW HOLE?