Captain Duckhead
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No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.
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as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons
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Official 2002 European Super Mario Sunshine screensaver that features Mario sliding across the screen and periodically turning into his famous "aggressive" render from that game.
December 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Official 2002 European Super Mario Sunshine screensaver that features Mario sliding across the screen and periodically turning into his famous "aggressive" render from that game.
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Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
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Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
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let there be hot dogs!! :D
November 17, 2025 at 5:37 AM
let there be hot dogs!! :D
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I do not claim to know why we are on this planet, but I am very certain we are not born to start a mission where we optimize every single little thing in our lives.
I think it's just not good for the spirit.
I think it's just not good for the spirit.
October 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I do not claim to know why we are on this planet, but I am very certain we are not born to start a mission where we optimize every single little thing in our lives.
I think it's just not good for the spirit.
I think it's just not good for the spirit.
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well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
October 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions
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In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.
September 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.
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My videos are proudly made without the use of artificial sweeteners, flavors, dyes, or intelligence.
September 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
My videos are proudly made without the use of artificial sweeteners, flavors, dyes, or intelligence.
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Bring Your Lunch to Tiny-Huge Island So You Can Eat It Really Big
August 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Bring Your Lunch to Tiny-Huge Island So You Can Eat It Really Big
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Incredible. Lfgm
August 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Incredible. Lfgm
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I’m so happy to see Vivian in my city on wplace.live 💜💜💜
August 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I’m so happy to see Vivian in my city on wplace.live 💜💜💜
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